God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

I used to think you were god ... but you turned out to be godzilla

Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai

In this city a good lawyer knows the law ... and a very good lawyer knows the judge

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!

Now this slumdog ... has become a millionaire!

Tere mein woh khami hai joh ek amir aadmi bhi khareed nahi sakta ... (kya?) ... gareebi!

You have something that even a rich person can't buy ... (what?) ... poverty!

Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree

How great is an Indian woman ... she has shyness in her heart, and a saree on her body

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

The story of every house has now become the queen of vulgar

Hum do jism ek jaan hai ... unhi se mera savera, meri har ek shyam hai ... unhi ke charano mein mere charon dhaam hai

We are two bodies but one soul ... my every morning and evening is with him ... and my four pilgrimage sites are under his feet

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

When I drink one peg, then I don't listen to anyones father ... when I drink two pegs, then I don't even listen to myself ... when I drink three pegs, then no one listens to me

Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha ... yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya

I had called for a mobile tower ... where did this sim card come from

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

The story of every house has now become the queen of vulgar

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Hum do jism ek jaan hai ... unhi se mera savera, meri har ek shyam hai ... unhi ke charano mein mere charon dhaam hai

We are two bodies but one soul ... my every morning and evening is with him ... and my four pilgrimage sites are under his feet

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai

When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment

Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega

I will do such a multiplication of money ... that looking at that the smile on your face will get subtracted ... your mind will get divided ... and your daughter will get added into my life

Maathe pe bindiya, aankhon mein kajal ... yeh hoti hai ladki pagal

The one who has a bindi on her forehead, and eyeliner in her eyes ... my crazy friend, that is called a girl

Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree

How great is an Indian woman ... she has shyness in her heart, and a saree on her body

Main toh apna blood samjha tha ... tu toh blood cancer nikla

I used to think you were my own blood ... but you turned out to be blood cancer

Waqt ka pata nahi chalta hai apno ke saath ... lekin apno ka pata chal jaata hai waqt ke saath

We don't come to know about time when we are with our dear ones ... but we come to know about our dear ones with time

Waqt ka pata nahi chalta hai apno ke saath ... lekin apno ka pata chal jaata hai waqt ke saath

We don't come to know about time when we are with our dear ones ... but we come to know about our dear ones with time

Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de

For my daughter I need a husband that gets me wealth ... and not sympathy

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

I used to think you were god ... but you turned out to be godzilla

Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini

This is called a great chick ... one piece of beauty in two piece bikini

Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega

I will do such a multiplication of money ... that looking at that the smile on your face will get subtracted ... your mind will get divided ... and your daughter will get added into my life

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

I used to think you were god ... but you turned out to be godzilla

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

When I drink one peg, then I don't listen to anyones father ... when I drink two pegs, then I don't even listen to myself ... when I drink three pegs, then no one listens to me

Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de

For my daughter I need a husband that gets me wealth ... and not sympathy

Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai

In this city a good lawyer knows the law ... and a very good lawyer knows the judge

Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega

I will do such a multiplication of money ... that looking at that the smile on your face will get subtracted ... your mind will get divided ... and your daughter will get added into my life

Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini

This is called a great chick ... one piece of beauty in two piece bikini

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai

When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment