Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Don't come in between me and my love ... or else I'll bury you in Juhu beach

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

The rowdy people are scared ... the file of the police gets closed ... my name is Munna mobile

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

When you don't know where is the engine ... then my fellow Indian don't buy that car ... and that's why I say "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Karate ho ke life ... dard se hi mard banta hai

Be it karate or life ... its pain that makes a man

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali

One flower and two gardener's ... one for the day and one for the night

Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai

Praise the lord who has created all of us ... he has made you slightly mad and made me crazy

Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah

Don't make me fall in front of the eyes of the world ... congratulations on our wedding anniversary

Hum court mein dimaag se lade hai toh Baazigar ka Shah Rukh Khan hoon ... mukka laat se lade hai toh Judwaa ka Salman Khan hoon ... aur jazbaat se lade hai toh Sarfarosh ka Aamir Khan hoon

If I fight in the court with my brain then I'm Shah Rukh Khan from Baazigar ... if I fight with my hands and legs then I'm Salman Khan from Judwaa ... and if I fight with my emotions then I'm Aamir Khan from Sarfarosh

Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge

We will eat corn bread with lentil soup ... like Dharmendra and Hema we will also get married

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

Apne gusse ki botal pe shanti ka dhakan lagale ... nahi toh kisi phatake ki tarah udh jayega

Put the cap of peace on your bottle of anger ... or else you'll blow up like a fire cracker

Tera ek ek aasoon mere liye bada bada samundar hai

Each and every tear drop of yours is a big ocean for me

Gareebon ke mooh mein zabaan hote hue bhi ... woh ameeron ki duniya mein goonge bankar jeete hai

Even though poor people have a voice in their throat ... still they live mute in the world of rich people

Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge

We will eat corn bread with lentil soup ... like Dharmendra and Hema we will also get married

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi

There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

When you don't know where is the engine ... then my fellow Indian don't buy that car ... and that's why I say "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad

Long live, down down ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... with these slogans a poor man will get destroyed

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala

Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha

First of all there is no one in the hotel, the business is slow, and on top of that you're a humiliating person

Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai

Marriage is a public toilet ... the people standing outside, are eager to go inside ... and those who are inside, they are eager to come outside

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala

Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali

One flower and two gardener's ... one for the day and one for the night

Woh Jackie Chan hai toh main Johnny Chan hoon ... woh Hong Kong hai toh main Hindustan hoon ... mujhe side nah de toh suicide hai ... mere left se bache toh right hai ... kai aaye kai marre, Johnny Chan se sabhi darre

If he is Jackie Chan then I am Johnny Chan ... if he is Hong Kong then I am India ... if you don't give me the side then it is suicide for you ... if you get away from my left then my right is there ... many came many died, everyone is scared of Johnny Chan

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Don't watch horror shows and read horror novels ... because your brain then looks like a frame of bones

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala

Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai

The balder the man is, the more rich he is

Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se

The rate of petrol rises based on litre ... then how can a rickshaw driver charge based on the meter

Na main hoon nikamma, na tu hai nikammi ... shaadi karke hum dono banenge daddy aur mummy

Neither I'm useless, nor are you useless ... we will get married and become daddy and mummy

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya

This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Hey you pain balm ... cheap powder for rashes!

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up

Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang

You're my husband ... I'm your wife ... fill my hair parting with vermilion ... or else I'll tear apart your legs

Aye main Shankar dada ... baat karne nahi ka zyada ... poora ka poora aadmi ka kar doonga aadha

I'm Shankar the boss ... don't talk to much ... or else I'll make a full person into half

Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye

Just like in one house you don't have two kitchens ... just like that in one house you shouldn't have two brains

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

Aap toh woh hai joh saare jahan ka khoon peekar bhi pyasa reh jaye ... maut toh kya yamraj ko bhi nighalkar bhooka reh jaye

You're the one who even after drinking blood of the entire world still remains thirsty ... and the one who still remains hungry even swallowing death and the god of death

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

I will smash this woman such that ... the government vehicle will come to pick me up with respect

Main haddi nahi hoon hadda hoon ... apne daddy ka dadda hoon ... divorce karane ka adda hoon

I'm not a bone, I'm the real deal ... I am the father of my father ... and the place for getting divorce

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi

There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho

If there is no laughter then there is nothing in this world ... keep laughing, keep laughing, keep laughing

Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad

Long live, down down ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... with these slogans a poor man will get destroyed

Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai

Praise the lord who has created all of us ... he has made you slightly mad and made me crazy

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Is he is person or a mutton shop

Badshah ke paas badshah nahi aayega toh kya ghulam aayega

If a king won't get a king then, will he get a jack or what

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?

Where is this smell of perfume coming from?

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

I'm ready to take seven rounds with you (around the holy fire) ... because my heart is restless to clash with your heart

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai

There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

I'm ready to take seven rounds with you (around the holy fire) ... because my heart is restless to clash with your heart

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

When you don't know where is the engine ... then my fellow Indian don't buy that car ... and that's why I say "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

Who is this person? ... he is coming in between like a commercial break in a running episode

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

The rowdy people are scared ... the file of the police gets closed ... my name is Munna mobile

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Hey you pain balm ... cheap powder for rashes!

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

Aap toh woh hai joh saare jahan ka khoon peekar bhi pyasa reh jaye ... maut toh kya yamraj ko bhi nighalkar bhooka reh jaye

You're the one who even after drinking blood of the entire world still remains thirsty ... and the one who still remains hungry even swallowing death and the god of death

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai

There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

Na main hoon nikamma, na tu hai nikammi ... shaadi karke hum dono banenge daddy aur mummy

Neither I'm useless, nor are you useless ... we will get married and become daddy and mummy

Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho

If there is no laughter then there is nothing in this world ... keep laughing, keep laughing, keep laughing

Woh Jackie Chan hai toh main Johnny Chan hoon ... woh Hong Kong hai toh main Hindustan hoon ... mujhe side nah de toh suicide hai ... mere left se bache toh right hai ... kai aaye kai marre, Johnny Chan se sabhi darre

If he is Jackie Chan then I am Johnny Chan ... if he is Hong Kong then I am India ... if you don't give me the side then it is suicide for you ... if you get away from my left then my right is there ... many came many died, everyone is scared of Johnny Chan

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

Munna mobile kaan pe lagta hai, toh sab sun leta hai ... jab aankh ki TV kholta hai, toh sab dekh leta hai

When Munna mobile gets close to the ear, then he hears everything ... and when he opens the TV of his eyes, then he sees everything

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi

There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai

When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment

Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai

Praise the lord who has created all of us ... he has made you slightly mad and made me crazy

Aurat 420 nahi, 840 hai ... aur mera aurat malum hai 1680

Women are not 420 (cheaters), they are 840 ... and you know my wife is 1680

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

Karate ho ke life ... dard se hi mard banta hai

Be it karate or life ... its pain that makes a man

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Don't watch horror shows and read horror novels ... because your brain then looks like a frame of bones

Aap toh woh hai joh saare jahan ka khoon peekar bhi pyasa reh jaye ... maut toh kya yamraj ko bhi nighalkar bhooka reh jaye

You're the one who even after drinking blood of the entire world still remains thirsty ... and the one who still remains hungry even swallowing death and the god of death

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Is he is person or a mutton shop

Auron se poora fees leta hoon ... magar tum se pachas ki jagah tees leta hoon

I take full fees from others ... but from you I am taking 30 instead of 50

Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol

I'm Mr. Tolmol, I speak confusingly ... and I reveal everyone's secrets

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

The one who acts smart with rowdy Aslam ... rowdy Aslam smashes him up

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

Kapde jitne chote hote hain ... kaamyabi utni hi badi hoti hai

The shorter the clothes ... the bigger the success

Karate ho ke life ... dard se hi mard banta hai

Be it karate or life ... its pain that makes a man

Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye

Just like in one house you don't have two kitchens ... just like that in one house you shouldn't have two brains

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya

This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Hey you mosquito of a good night ... don't play a dulcimer full of questions on my mind

Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah

Don't make me fall in front of the eyes of the world ... congratulations on our wedding anniversary

Yeh meri Laila hai ... hum inke Majnu hai ... yeh choli hai toh hum inke daaman hai ... yeh phool hai toh hum aangan hai

She is my Laila ... I'm her Majnu ... if she is a blouse and then I'm her scarf ... if she is a flower then I'm her courtyard

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Don't come in between me and my love ... or else I'll bury you in Juhu beach

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai

The balder the man is, the more rich he is

Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach

Hey you crocodile without water

Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se

The rate of petrol rises based on litre ... then how can a rickshaw driver charge based on the meter

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

Chande mein aur dhande mein Aslam bhai ke liye sab dharam samaan hai

For rowdy Aslam, donation and business are both like his religion

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Don't come in between me and my love ... or else I'll bury you in Juhu beach

Aap achche achchon ko hila daalte hai ... naak ke baal jala daalte hai

You shake even the best of the people ... and burn the hair in their nose

Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Tell me clearly like the Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ... or else I'll beat you so much that instead of wearing clothes everywhere, you'll apply the pain killing balm for your entire life

Yeh meri Laila hai ... hum inke Majnu hai ... yeh choli hai toh hum inke daaman hai ... yeh phool hai toh hum aangan hai

She is my Laila ... I'm her Majnu ... if she is a blouse and then I'm her scarf ... if she is a flower then I'm her courtyard

Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai

Marriage is a public toilet ... the people standing outside, are eager to go inside ... and those who are inside, they are eager to come outside

Yeh meri Laila hai ... hum inke Majnu hai ... yeh choli hai toh hum inke daaman hai ... yeh phool hai toh hum aangan hai

She is my Laila ... I'm her Majnu ... if she is a blouse and then I'm her scarf ... if she is a flower then I'm her courtyard

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

They turned out to be underwear (old) friends

Aurat 420 nahi, 840 hai ... aur mera aurat malum hai 1680

Women are not 420 (cheaters), they are 840 ... and you know my wife is 1680

Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se

The rate of petrol rises based on litre ... then how can a rickshaw driver charge based on the meter

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

The rowdy people are scared ... the file of the police gets closed ... my name is Munna mobile

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

The one who acts smart with rowdy Aslam ... rowdy Aslam smashes him up

Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach

Hey you crocodile without water

Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha

First of all there is no one in the hotel, the business is slow, and on top of that you're a humiliating person

Aurat 420 nahi, 840 hai ... aur mera aurat malum hai 1680

Women are not 420 (cheaters), they are 840 ... and you know my wife is 1680

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

They turned out to be underwear (old) friends

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Aye main Shankar dada ... baat karne nahi ka zyada ... poora ka poora aadmi ka kar doonga aadha

I'm Shankar the boss ... don't talk to much ... or else I'll make a full person into half

Chande mein aur dhande mein Aslam bhai ke liye sab dharam samaan hai

For rowdy Aslam, donation and business are both like his religion

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

I will smash this woman such that ... the government vehicle will come to pick me up with respect

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Hey you mosquito of a good night ... don't play a dulcimer full of questions on my mind

Chokri samajh ke chhod raha hoon ... doobara nazar aayi na toh Sridevi ka poster bana ke deewar pe chipka doonga

I am leaving you since you are a girl ... but if I ever see you again then I'll make you into a poster of Sridevi and stick you on the wall

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Hey you mosquito of a good night ... don't play a dulcimer full of questions on my mind

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai

You are an angel not a human ... you are cafe Barista

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Na main hoon nikamma, na tu hai nikammi ... shaadi karke hum dono banenge daddy aur mummy

Neither I'm useless, nor are you useless ... we will get married and become daddy and mummy

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

Kapde jitne chote hote hain ... kaamyabi utni hi badi hoti hai

The shorter the clothes ... the bigger the success

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Tell me clearly like the Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ... or else I'll beat you so much that instead of wearing clothes everywhere, you'll apply the pain killing balm for your entire life

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

I will smash this woman such that ... the government vehicle will come to pick me up with respect

Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah

Don't make me fall in front of the eyes of the world ... congratulations on our wedding anniversary

Auron se poora fees leta hoon ... magar tum se pachas ki jagah tees leta hoon

I take full fees from others ... but from you I am taking 30 instead of 50

Rishtey mein hum tumhare baap ke baap lagte hai ... aur naam hai Dadashah

I am your fathers father in relation ... and my name is Grandpa

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang

You're my husband ... I'm your wife ... fill my hair parting with vermilion ... or else I'll tear apart your legs

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Everyone who wears a loincloth is not Gandhi

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Maine teri maang kya bhar di ... tu bhar-bharke maangti phir rahi hai

I got married to you ... and you are roaming around asking for everything

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up

Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up

Chokri samajh ke chhod raha hoon ... doobara nazar aayi na toh Sridevi ka poster bana ke deewar pe chipka doonga

I am leaving you since you are a girl ... but if I ever see you again then I'll make you into a poster of Sridevi and stick you on the wall

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Woh Jackie Chan hai toh main Johnny Chan hoon ... woh Hong Kong hai toh main Hindustan hoon ... mujhe side nah de toh suicide hai ... mere left se bache toh right hai ... kai aaye kai marre, Johnny Chan se sabhi darre

If he is Jackie Chan then I am Johnny Chan ... if he is Hong Kong then I am India ... if you don't give me the side then it is suicide for you ... if you get away from my left then my right is there ... many came many died, everyone is scared of Johnny Chan

Badshah ke paas badshah nahi aayega toh kya ghulam aayega

If a king won't get a king then, will he get a jack or what

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

They turned out to be underwear (old) friends

Yeh drugs hai woh bimaari joh sab pe padhe bhaari ... aaj iski baari toh kal uski baari ... ab teri baari

Drugs is a disease that takes over everyone ... today it's his turn and tomorrow it'll be someone else's ... now it's your turn

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai

When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment

Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge

We will eat corn bread with lentil soup ... like Dharmendra and Hema we will also get married

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

I'm ready to take seven rounds with you (around the holy fire) ... because my heart is restless to clash with your heart

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya

This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee