Pet Quotes

The cat is a dilettante in fur.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

I like animals because they are not consciously cruel and don't betray each other.

The dog is the god of frolic.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat, come here.' He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he thinks might be food. They're very free animals, and I like that.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.

Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they're older. People just don't realise their dog must respect them as leader of the pack.