Pistol ki thandi nali jab kanpatti pe lagti hai na ... tab zindagi aur maut ka fark samajh mein aata hai

When the cold barrel of a pistol touches the head ... then one understands the difference between life and death

Khoon ka rishtaa khoon bahake hi khatam kiya jaa sakta hai

Blood relationship can only be ended by shedding blood

Log ikke se jeette hai ... hum tujhe rani se jeetke dikhayenge

People win with an ace ... I'll show you how I win with a queen

Paisa agar bhagwan nahi hai ... toh bhagwan se kam bhi nahi hai

If money is not God ... then it is neither less than God

Jaana sabne khaali haath hi hai ... yeh paisa kisi ke saath nahi jaata ... sab yahin reh jaata hai

Everyone has to go empty handed ... money doesn't go with anyone ... it stays behind

Chhot khaya hua dost dushman se zyada khatarnak hota hai

A wounded friend is more dangerous than a enemy

Maine suna tha police walo ko kabhi ungli nahi karni chahiye ... lekin police wale hamari aisi ungli karenge ... kabhi nahi socha tha yaar

I had heard that you should never mess with the police ... but the police will mess with us ... I had never even thought about that

Lakeerein bahut ajeeb hoti hai ... khaal pe khich jaye toh khoon nikaal deti hai ... aur zameen pe khich jaye toh sarhadein bana deti hai

Lines are very strange ... when they are drawn on the skin then it removes blood out ... and when they are drawn on the land then it makes borders

She is like rajma chawal ... maa ka banaya hua

She is like kidney beans and rice ... made by mom

Daulat ka nasha kisi drug se bhi zyada khatarnak nasha hota hai

The intoxication of money is more dangerous than the intoxication of drugs

Maine suna tha police walo ko kabhi ungli nahi karni chahiye ... lekin police wale hamari aisi ungli karenge ... kabhi nahi socha tha yaar

I had heard that you should never mess with the police ... but the police will mess with us ... I had never even thought about that

India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki

In India there is no value of an artist ... and outside India, there is no value of an Indian artist

Chhot khaya hua dost dushman se zyada khatarnak hota hai

A wounded friend is more dangerous than a enemy

Teri amma ne jiske baare mein nahi bataya main tera woh baap hoon

I'm that father of yours about whom your mother probably didn't tell you

Zakhm rishtey rahe umar bhar aur waqt se berukhi ho gayi ... naam likh ke tera aaj kyun ungliyan barf si ho gayi

The relationships were wounded for life long and time was upset with me ... why is it that my fingers have become ice cold after writing your name

Ab yeh case aayega mere under ... aur main karoonga iska encounter

Now this case will come under me ... and I will do his encounter

Pistol ki thandi nali jab kanpatti pe lagti hai na ... tab zindagi aur maut ka fark samajh mein aata hai

When the cold barrel of a pistol touches the head ... then one understands the difference between life and death

Shaitan ki sabsi badi chaal yeh hai ki woh saamne nahi aata

The biggest move of a devil is that he never comes in the front

Joh ek baar bhaagte hai ... woh hamesha bhaagte rehte hai

Those who run once ... they keep running forever

Dil ki har baat sher nahi hoti hai ... kuch lafzon ke zariye apne haal-e-dil bayaan karne ki koshish hoti hai

Every statement from the heart isn't a poem ... at times it's an attempt to express the condition of your heart through words

Darya bhi main, darakht bhi main ... Jhelum bhi main, chinar bhi main ... dair bhi hoon, haram bhi hoon ... Shai bhi hoon, Sunni bhi hoon, main hoon pandit ... main tha, main hoon aur main hi rahoonga

I'm the sea, I'm the tree ... I'm the river Jhelum, I'm the aspen tree ... I'm the temple, I'm the sin ... I'm Shai, I'm Sunni, I'm a pandit ... I was there, I am here and I will be there

Ik baar to yun hoga, thoda sa sukoon hoga ... na dil mein kasak hogi, na sar mein junoon hoga

For once it will be so, that there will be some peace ... neither there will be pain in my heart, nor there will be the passion in my mind

Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai

If there is no trust in between relationships and no network on a mobile then people start playing games

Ahankar ki aag tezaab se zyada khatarnak hoti hai ... ek baar jala de toh nishaan seedha aatma pe jake lagta hai

The fire of pride is more dangerous than acid ... once it burns you then the marks appear straight on the soul

Log har peshe mein khudko ghulam kehte hai ... hum ishq karne wale shayari ko kaam kehte hai

People call themselves as slaves in every profession ... lovers like me call poetry as our work

Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai

Nowadays only those people are honest who don't have a password on their mobile phone

Hamari toh gaali par bhi taali parti hai

People clap even when I curse

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Husn apne aage peeche poori duniya ko nachata hai

Beauty makes the whole world dance around it

Kispe gussa hai ... aadmiyon pe gussa hai ... logon pe gussa hai ... kismat pe gussa hai ... bhagwan pe gussa hai?

Whom are you angry at ... angry at men ... angry at people ... angry at fate ... angry at God?

Ik baar to yun hoga, thoda sa sukoon hoga ... na dil mein kasak hogi, na sar mein junoon hoga

For once it will be so, that there will be some peace ... neither there will be pain in my heart, nor there will be the passion in my mind

Kispe gussa hai ... aadmiyon pe gussa hai ... logon pe gussa hai ... kismat pe gussa hai ... bhagwan pe gussa hai?

Whom are you angry at ... angry at men ... angry at people ... angry at fate ... angry at God?

Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda

This headmaster is a businessman ... and these days education has turned into a business

Pistol ki goli aur laundiya ki boli jab chalti hai ... toh jaan dono mein hi khatre mein hoti hai

When bullets from a gun or words from a girl fire ... then there is a danger for life in both

Log ikke se jeette hai ... hum tujhe rani se jeetke dikhayenge

People win with an ace ... I'll show you how I win with a queen

Death aur shit ... yeh do cheezen kisi ko, kahin bhi, kabhi bhi aa sakti hai

Death and shit ... these two things can come to anyone, anywhere, anytime

Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili

If people hear this what will they say ... the idiot died in love, and didn't get the girl either

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Clean clothes are the signs of a clean mind ... and a clean mind is the sign of a clean society

Pistol ki thandi nali jab kanpatti pe lagti hai na ... tab zindagi aur maut ka fark samajh mein aata hai

When the cold barrel of a pistol touches the head ... then one understands the difference between life and death

Sheeshay ka samundar, pani ki deewarein ... maya hai, bharam hai mohabbat ki duniya ... is duniya mein joh bhi gaya, woh toh gaya

The sea of mirrors, the walls of water ... the world of love is full of illusion, delusion ... the one who goes into that world, is completely gone

Aur kya dekhna baaki hai ... aapse dil laga ke dekh liye

I have nothing more to see ... after being in love with you

Shauk do tarah ke hove hai ... ek toh woh joh samay ke saath khatam ho jave hai ... aur duja woh joh samay ke saath maqsad ban jave hai

There are two types of hobbies ... one which ends over a period of time ... and second that turns into your mission over a period of time

Do cheezein mujhe pasand nahi hai ... garmi ka mahina aur AC mein pasina

There are two things that I don't like ... the summer months and sweating when the air conditioner is on

Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai

Nowadays only those people are honest who don't have a password on their mobile phone

Do cheezein mujhe pasand nahi hai ... garmi ka mahina aur AC mein pasina

There are two things that I don't like ... the summer months and sweating when the air conditioner is on

Badhe sheharo ki hawa aur chote sheharo ka pani ... bada khatarnak hota hai

The air of big cities and the water of small cities ... are very dangerous

Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai

Customer is God ... but a wife is Goddess

Pyar mein joh galat hai ... woh bhi sahi hai

What is wrong in love ... even that is right

Darya bhi main, darakht bhi main ... Jhelum bhi main, chinar bhi main ... dair bhi hoon, haram bhi hoon ... Shai bhi hoon, Sunni bhi hoon, main hoon pandit ... main tha, main hoon aur main hi rahoonga

I'm the sea, I'm the tree ... I'm the river Jhelum, I'm the aspen tree ... I'm the temple, I'm the sin ... I'm Shai, I'm Sunni, I'm a pandit ... I was there, I am here and I will be there

Chaal hum chalenge ... sheh bhi hum denge ... aur maat bhi hum denge

We will play the ploy ... we will also give the check ... and we will also give the check and mate

Galat waqt mein insaan galat faisla leta hai

A person takes a wrong decision when his time is not right

Roti huyi aurat pe aur dhood wale pe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

You should never trust a crying woman and a milkman

God made man and tailor made gentleman

God made man and tailor made gentleman

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

Ishq ka ek problem hai ... agar ek ki lagi toh doosre ki bhi lagni hai kabhi na kabhi

Love has one problem ... if one gets into trouble then the other also will get in trouble sometime or the other

Kaam khatam hone ke pehle jashn nahi manate ... nazar lag jati hai

One must not celebrate before the work is complete ... it spells bad luck

Neend na mashooka ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt na do toh bura maanke chali jaati hai

Sleep is like a girlfriend ... if you don't give time to it, then it gets upset and leaves

Dil-e-nadaan tujhe hua kya hai ... aakhir is dard ki dawa kya hai?

What has happened to you my silly heart ... and what is the cure for this pain?

Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai

If there is no trust in between relationships and no network on a mobile then people start playing games

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Clean clothes are the signs of a clean mind ... and a clean mind is the sign of a clean society

Pistol ki goli aur laundiya ki boli jab chalti hai ... toh jaan dono mein hi khatre mein hoti hai

When bullets from a gun or words from a girl fire ... then there is a danger for life in both

Sharafat ki duniya ka kissa hi khatam ... ab jaisi duniya vaise hum

Let's end the story of the world of innocence ... now I'll be just like the world is

Zindagi sabko imaan bachakar jeene ki luxury nahi deti hai ... naa hi sahi ya ghalat mein sahi choose karne ki azaadi ... zindagi baar baar aapko aaise modh pe laake khada karti hai ... jahan yeh tai karna mushkil ho jaata hai ki jaan bachaye ya imaan

Life doesn't give everyone the luxury to save their faith ... neither does it give the freedom to choose the right thing between right and wrong ... life brings you many a times on such a turn ... where it becomes difficult to decide whether to save your life or your faith

Badhe sheharo ki hawa aur chote sheharo ka pani ... bada khatarnak hota hai

The air of big cities and the water of small cities ... are very dangerous

Abhi servicing ho gayi tumhari

You are now serviced

Jaana sabne khaali haath hi hai ... yeh paisa kisi ke saath nahi jaata ... sab yahin reh jaata hai

Everyone has to go empty handed ... money doesn't go with anyone ... it stays behind

Ishq ka ek problem hai ... agar ek ki lagi toh doosre ki bhi lagni hai kabhi na kabhi

Love has one problem ... if one gets into trouble then the other also will get in trouble sometime or the other

Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai

Customer is God ... but a wife is Goddess

Asli khoobsurati tareef ki mohtaj nahi hoti ... uske liye toh bas aankhon ki wah wah hi kaafi hai

True beauty doesn't need appreciation ... just the applause of the eyes is more than enough for it

Roti huyi aurat pe aur dhood wale pe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

You should never trust a crying woman and a milkman

Bharat ko angrezon se azaadi lene mein 200 saal lage the ... tu 18 tak toh ruk hi sakti hai

It took India 200 years to get freedom from the British ... you can wait at least until you turn 18

Sirf insaan galat nahi hote ... waqt bhi galat ho sakta hai

Not only can humans be wrong ... even the time can be wrong

Hamari toh gaali par bhi taali parti hai

People clap even when I curse

Sheeshay ka samundar, pani ki deewarein ... maya hai, bharam hai mohabbat ki duniya ... is duniya mein joh bhi gaya, woh toh gaya

The sea of mirrors, the walls of water ... the world of love is full of illusion, delusion ... the one who goes into that world, is completely gone

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Rishtey kisi guarantee card ke saath toh aate nahi hai

Relations don't come with a guarantee card

Duayen apno ke liye li jaati hai

We pray for our loved ones

Pyar andha hota hai ... aur pyar mein padhne waale, usse badhe andhe hote hai

Love is blind ... and people who fall in love, are worse than that

Galat waqt mein insaan galat faisla leta hai

A person takes a wrong decision when his time is not right

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

Darya bhi main, darakht bhi main ... Jhelum bhi main, chinar bhi main ... dair bhi hoon, haram bhi hoon ... Shai bhi hoon, Sunni bhi hoon, main hoon pandit ... main tha, main hoon aur main hi rahoonga

I'm the sea, I'm the tree ... I'm the river Jhelum, I'm the aspen tree ... I'm the temple, I'm the sin ... I'm Shai, I'm Sunni, I'm a pandit ... I was there, I am here and I will be there

Kahi baar choti choti nadaaniyo se nuksaan bada ho jaata hai

Many a times small small mistakes cause a big loss

Aadmi ka sapna toot jaata hai na, toh aadmi khatam ho jaata hai

When a person's dream breaks, then the person breaks down as well

Galatiya bhi rishto ki tarah hoti hai ... karni nahi padti ... ho jaati hai

Mistakes are like relations ... you don't have to do them ... they just happen

Neend na mashooka ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt na do toh bura maanke chali jaati hai

Sleep is like a girlfriend ... if you don't give time to it, then it gets upset and leaves

Husn apne aage peeche poori duniya ko nachata hai

Beauty makes the whole world dance around it

Sheeshay ka samundar, pani ki deewarein ... maya hai, bharam hai mohabbat ki duniya ... is duniya mein joh bhi gaya, woh toh gaya

The sea of mirrors, the walls of water ... the world of love is full of illusion, delusion ... the one who goes into that world, is completely gone

Kismat ki ek khaas baat hoti hai ... ki woh palatti hai

Luck has one important aspect ... that it changes

Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili

If people hear this what will they say ... the idiot died in love, and didn't get the girl either

Parda nahi jab koi khuda se ... bandho se parda karna kya

When you don't hide anything from God ... then why do you hide anything from people

Aap jism hai, main rooh ... aap faani hai, main lafaani

You are a body and I'm a soul ... you're mortal and I'm immortal

Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English

Today I swear on god, I'll speak in English ... because English is India and India is English

Yeh shehar hum mein jitna deta hai ... badle mein kahin zyada hum se le leta hai

Whatever this city gives us ... in return it takes much more from us

Mohabbat hai is liye jaane diya ... zidd hoti toh baahon mein hoti

I let her go since she is my love ... had she been my stubbornness then she would have been in my arms

Yahan sabka ek hi takia-kalaam hai ... hazaar ke note pe Bapu ko salaam hai

Here everyone has the same catch-phrase ... they salute Mahatma Gandhi who is on the Rs.1000 note

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko

You have become like a government job ... you've become hard to be found ... and only lucky people find you

Teri amma ne jiske baare mein nahi bataya main tera woh baap hoon

I'm that father of yours about whom your mother probably didn't tell you

Pyar andha hota hai ... aur pyar mein padhne waale, usse badhe andhe hote hai

Love is blind ... and people who fall in love, are worse than that

Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai

If there is no trust in between relationships and no network on a mobile then people start playing games

Death aur shit ... yeh do cheezen kisi ko, kahin bhi, kabhi bhi aa sakti hai

Death and shit ... these two things can come to anyone, anywhere, anytime

Paisa agar bhagwan nahi hai ... toh bhagwan se kam bhi nahi hai

If money is not God ... then it is neither less than God

Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda

This headmaster is a businessman ... and these days education has turned into a business

Shauk do tarah ke hove hai ... ek toh woh joh samay ke saath khatam ho jave hai ... aur duja woh joh samay ke saath maqsad ban jave hai

There are two types of hobbies ... one which ends over a period of time ... and second that turns into your mission over a period of time

Mohabbat hai is liye jaane diya ... zidd hoti toh baahon mein hoti

I let her go since she is my love ... had she been my stubbornness then she would have been in my arms

Chaal hum chalenge ... sheh bhi hum denge ... aur maat bhi hum denge

We will play the ploy ... we will also give the check ... and we will also give the check and mate

Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji

If a French person or a German person speaks bad English ... then we have no problem with that ... but if an Indian person speaks bad English ... then that person seems bad to us

Hum kanoon hai ... saala apni aukaat pe aa jaye toh kahin bhi ghus sakta hai aur kisi ko bhi todh sakta hai

I'm the law ... if I come to my position then I can enter anywhere and I can break anyone

Yeh shehar hum mein jitna deta hai ... badle mein kahin zyada hum se le leta hai

Whatever this city gives us ... in return it takes much more from us

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko

You have become like a government job ... you've become hard to be found ... and only lucky people find you

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko

You have become like a government job ... you've become hard to be found ... and only lucky people find you

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

Bachpan mein bacha hamari ungli pakad ke chale hai taake bheed mein kho na jave ... aur jis din woh hamari ungli chhod de ... toh aise laage jaise hum hi kho gaye ho ... par baat bhi hai bhaisaab ... jab talak balak aapki ungli chhodega nahi ... tab talak aake gale kaise lagavega

In childhood a child holds our finger and walks so that they don't get lost in the crowd ... and the day they leave our finger ... it feels as if we've lost ourselves ... but there's a point in this my friend ... until the child leaves your finger ... they won't be able to come and embrace you

Aadmi jitna bada hota hai ... uske chupne ki jagahein utni hi kam hoti hai

The bigger the person is ... the less places he has for hiding

God made man and tailor made gentleman

God made man and tailor made gentleman

Dil ki har baat sher nahi hoti hai ... kuch lafzon ke zariye apne haal-e-dil bayaan karne ki koshish hoti hai

Every statement from the heart isn't a poem ... at times it's an attempt to express the condition of your heart through words

Parda nahi jab koi khuda se ... bandho se parda karna kya

When you don't hide anything from God ... then why do you hide anything from people

Rokda rokde ko kheenchta hai ... rokda jab rokde se milta hai toh aur rokda pehda karta hai

Money attracts money ... when money connects with money then it gives birth to more money

Sirf insaan galat nahi hote ... waqt bhi galat ho sakta hai

Not only can humans be wrong ... even the time can be wrong

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Aksar har desh badi samasyayen suljhane ke chakkar mein yeh bhool jaata hai ... ki uski kitni badi keemat uske apne logon ko chukani padti hai

Often every big country in solving their problems forgets that ... how big a price does it's own people have to pay for that

Dil-e-nadaan tujhe hua kya hai ... aakhir is dard ki dawa kya hai?

What has happened to you my silly heart ... and what is the cure for this pain?

Zakhm rishtey rahe umar bhar aur waqt se berukhi ho gayi ... naam likh ke tera aaj kyun ungliyan barf si ho gayi

The relationships were wounded for life long and time was upset with me ... why is it that my fingers have become ice cold after writing your name

She is like rajma chawal ... maa ka banaya hua

She is like kidney beans and rice ... made by mom

Log har peshe mein khudko ghulam kehte hai ... hum ishq karne wale shayari ko kaam kehte hai

People call themselves as slaves in every profession ... lovers like me call poetry as our work