Yeh zindagi ke mele duniya mein kam na honge ... of course hum na honge, almost hum na honge, at the most hum na honge

The fair's of life will not reduce in the world ... but of course we won't be there, almost we won't be there, at the most we won't be there

Zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi hai ... lekin ek baat ka bharosa hai ... life insurance ka

Life can't be trusted ... but there is one thing that can be trusted ... that is life insurance

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Adam and Even started fashion

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... varna tum sabka red red blood flow hoga in all the gallis

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... otherwise your red blood will flow in all the lanes

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Adam and Even started fashion

Is aashiq ki sachi mohabbat kubool karke tu lele yeh gulaab ... phir tujhe apne haathon se pakaake khilaonga shahi galouti aur tandoor kabab

Take this rose and accept the true love of this lover ... then I'll cook with my own hands and feed you shahi galouti and tandoor kabab

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

Yeh show business hai ... is mein joh dikhta hai woh bikta hai ... lekin woh kahan dikhta hai isse tay hota hai ki woh kitne mein bikta hai

This is show business ... and in this what you see is what sells ... but where it's shown that decides how much does it sell for

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

I'm a failure in stichting men's clothes ... that's why I'm a ladies tailor

Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

The land is crying, the sky is crying ... this is nonsense, what's going on?

Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai

Who is standing, who is blocking ... hey Manoranjana my love, this ghost again today is running behind you

Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi ... pilaye jao hum mein ... hum mein koi kaam nahi

It is snowing and there is no drink in my hand ... make me drink ... I have nothing to do

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

The way God spins the wheel of destiny is strange ... it turns a king into a beggar and it puts the crown on the head of a beggar

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime

Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge

If I feel hungry then I'll climb on a mango tree and eat mangoes ... if I feel thirsty then I'll drink water from the well ... if I feel sleepy then I'll sleep under the fig tree ... and if I miss you then I'll cry when I'm alone

Ab ishq waalon ki duniya hogi tehas-nehas ... jab ghar ghar pahunchega yeh MMS

Now the world of lovers will get destroyed ... when this MMS (video message) will reach every house

Lakshmi darwaaze par hoti hai aur badnaseeb insaan mooh dhone gaya hota hai ... lekin yahan toh saala yeh hugne gaya tha

An unlucky person goes to wash his face when the goddess of wealth is on his door ... but here this rascal was gone to do potty

Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi ... pilaye jao hum mein ... hum mein koi kaam nahi

It is snowing and there is no drink in my hand ... make me drink ... I have nothing to do

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Once I've cooked the vegetables ... then be it a Bihari or a Bengali person, he will lick his fingers and eat

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

The way God spins the wheel of destiny is strange ... it turns a king into a beggar and it puts the crown on the head of a beggar

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

I'm a failure in stichting men's clothes ... that's why I'm a ladies tailor

Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana

The soul flew off leaving the old body ... oh sister your brother-in-law is crazy, he keeps on flirting with women

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita

I loved you, and your father beat me up ... and Bournvita gives you strength for the body and the heart

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

The land is crying, the sky is crying ... this is nonsense, what's going on?

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Once I've cooked the vegetables ... then be it a Bihari or a Bengali person, he will lick his fingers and eat

Ek baar joh biwi ke saamne jhuka ... samjho jhukta hi chala gaya

For once if you bow down before your wife ... then you will bow down forever

Apne dukhon ka khadhhar road ab khatam hone jarela hai ... aur khushiyon ka flyover aane jarela hai

The broken road of our sadness is about to end ... and the flyover of our happiness is about to come

Hum mein di pyar ki sazaa ... aur khud ladki ke saath maar rahe hai mazaa

You gave me a punishment in love ... and you yourself are having fun with a girl

Usne kaha ki karna mujhe phone ... humne kaha hum aapke hai kaun?

She asked to give her a phone call ... and I said who am I to you?

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita

I loved you, and your father beat me up ... and Bournvita gives you strength for the body and the heart

Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi ... pilaye jao hum mein ... hum mein koi kaam nahi

It is snowing and there is no drink in my hand ... make me drink ... I have nothing to do

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Once I've cooked the vegetables ... then be it a Bihari or a Bengali person, he will lick his fingers and eat

Ek baar joh biwi ke saamne jhuka ... samjho jhukta hi chala gaya

For once if you bow down before your wife ... then you will bow down forever

Is aashiq ki sachi mohabbat kubool karke tu lele yeh gulaab ... phir tujhe apne haathon se pakaake khilaonga shahi galouti aur tandoor kabab

Take this rose and accept the true love of this lover ... then I'll cook with my own hands and feed you shahi galouti and tandoor kabab

Yeh zindagi ke mele duniya mein kam na honge ... of course hum na honge, almost hum na honge, at the most hum na honge

The fair's of life will not reduce in the world ... but of course we won't be there, almost we won't be there, at the most we won't be there

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... varna tum sabka red red blood flow hoga in all the gallis

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... otherwise your red blood will flow in all the lanes

Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana

The soul flew off leaving the old body ... oh sister your brother-in-law is crazy, he keeps on flirting with women

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Love has crippled Mr. Thappa ... or else even he would have done disco and bhangra

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita

I loved you, and your father beat me up ... and Bournvita gives you strength for the body and the heart

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

I'm a failure in stichting men's clothes ... that's why I'm a ladies tailor

Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai

Who is standing, who is blocking ... hey Manoranjana my love, this ghost again today is running behind you

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Here, hold the alcohol bottle ... take two sips and you'll see Menaka and Rambha

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper

Apne dukhon ka khadhhar road ab khatam hone jarela hai ... aur khushiyon ka flyover aane jarela hai

The broken road of our sadness is about to end ... and the flyover of our happiness is about to come

Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya?

Why did your face turn from a football into a tennis ball?

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Love has crippled Mr. Thappa ... or else even he would have done disco and bhangra

Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!

You won't die ... you will rot!

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya

You ate in Mumbai, you drank in Mumbai, you woke up in Mumbai, you slept in Mumbai ... and your heart was not sad for once, when you were complaining about Vada Pav

Lakshmi darwaaze par hoti hai aur badnaseeb insaan mooh dhone gaya hota hai ... lekin yahan toh saala yeh hugne gaya tha

An unlucky person goes to wash his face when the goddess of wealth is on his door ... but here this rascal was gone to do potty

Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain

Every wife fakes crying when she gets married ... and then for the entire life she makes her husband cry

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti

Here on the road you'll get money if you beg, you'll also find a girl ... but you won't find a job

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Here, hold the alcohol bottle ... take two sips and you'll see Menaka and Rambha

Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya?

Why did your face turn from a football into a tennis ball?

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper

Ab ishq waalon ki duniya hogi tehas-nehas ... jab ghar ghar pahunchega yeh MMS

Now the world of lovers will get destroyed ... when this MMS (video message) will reach every house

Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana

The soul flew off leaving the old body ... oh sister your brother-in-law is crazy, he keeps on flirting with women

Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge

If I feel hungry then I'll climb on a mango tree and eat mangoes ... if I feel thirsty then I'll drink water from the well ... if I feel sleepy then I'll sleep under the fig tree ... and if I miss you then I'll cry when I'm alone

Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge

If I feel hungry then I'll climb on a mango tree and eat mangoes ... if I feel thirsty then I'll drink water from the well ... if I feel sleepy then I'll sleep under the fig tree ... and if I miss you then I'll cry when I'm alone

Is aashiq ki sachi mohabbat kubool karke tu lele yeh gulaab ... phir tujhe apne haathon se pakaake khilaonga shahi galouti aur tandoor kabab

Take this rose and accept the true love of this lover ... then I'll cook with my own hands and feed you shahi galouti and tandoor kabab

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

The way God spins the wheel of destiny is strange ... it turns a king into a beggar and it puts the crown on the head of a beggar

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Love has crippled Mr. Thappa ... or else even he would have done disco and bhangra

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya

You ate in Mumbai, you drank in Mumbai, you woke up in Mumbai, you slept in Mumbai ... and your heart was not sad for once, when you were complaining about Vada Pav

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah

Hey you Brian Lara ... go away from here

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah

Hey you Brian Lara ... go away from here

Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain

Every wife fakes crying when she gets married ... and then for the entire life she makes her husband cry

Apne dukhon ka khadhhar road ab khatam hone jarela hai ... aur khushiyon ka flyover aane jarela hai

The broken road of our sadness is about to end ... and the flyover of our happiness is about to come

Ab ishq waalon ki duniya hogi tehas-nehas ... jab ghar ghar pahunchega yeh MMS

Now the world of lovers will get destroyed ... when this MMS (video message) will reach every house

Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai

Am I the bell in the temple that anyones comes and hits me

Matlab nikal gaya toh pehchante hi nahi ... ladki kya mili hum mein jaante hi nahi

Now that your work is done you don't even recognize me ... you've got the girl, so you don't even know me

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... varna tum sabka red red blood flow hoga in all the gallis

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... otherwise your red blood will flow in all the lanes

Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai

Who is standing, who is blocking ... hey Manoranjana my love, this ghost again today is running behind you

Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain

Every wife fakes crying when she gets married ... and then for the entire life she makes her husband cry

Zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi hai ... lekin ek baat ka bharosa hai ... life insurance ka

Life can't be trusted ... but there is one thing that can be trusted ... that is life insurance

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti

Here on the road you'll get money if you beg, you'll also find a girl ... but you won't find a job

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti

Here on the road you'll get money if you beg, you'll also find a girl ... but you won't find a job

Haadse batakar nahi hote

Tragedies don't inform and come

Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?

Who did this mischief ... who is Mr. Ganguly in between us?