Anonymous Star Dialogues

Rishtey naate ke liye khazana nahi ... gharana dekha jaata hai

To build relations you look at family members of the house ... and not money

Bade aadmi ko maarne waala aur bhi bada ban jaata hai

One who kills a big man becomes an even bigger man

Time badal gaya hai ... time ke saath cheezon ki definition bhi ... aaj joh paisa leke kaam kare woh imaandar hai ... joh paise leke kaam na kare woh corrupt hai

Time has changed ... and with time the definition of things have also changed ... today the one who takes bribe and does the work is honest ... and the one who takes bribe and doesn't do the work is corrupt

Is duniya mein sirf do kism ke insaan hai ... achche insaan joh achcha kaam karte hai aur bure joh bura

In this world there are only 2 types of people ... good people who do good work and bad people who do bad

Kaun kambhakt hai joh sharaab peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki is bhayanak thand ko bardaash kar sake

Who is the bad one who's drinking alcohol ... I'm drinking so that I can bear this extreme cold

Jab sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen aur hydrogen in chaaron ko ek cylinder mein bhar do na ... toh choola nahi ghar jalta hai ... blast hota hai blast

When you add sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen all four together in a cylinder ... then a stove doesn't burn, but the whole house burns down ... it's a total blast

Apni toh aadat hai ... daulat ho ya aurat ... nazar padh jaaye toh chuhe bagair chhodte nahi

It is my habit ... be it money or women ... once I see them, then I don't leave them without touching

Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka

I'll chew and spit you out like tobacco ... I'll grill you on the road like corn ... I'm a crisp money bill and you're like coin change ... I'm the king of the jungle and you're a dwarf like Appu Raja

It won't be easy to let you go ... but it'll be a lot harder to hold on

It won't be easy to let you go ... but it'll be a lot harder to hold on

Bachon ko maarna paap hai, par hum toh iske baap hai ... tu full pateli karta hai par tera train ka ticket toh half hai

It's a sin to beat kids, but I'm his dad ... you act very smart but still you need only a half ticket to ride the train

Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein woh doosron pe patthar nahin phenkte

Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones on others

Humne bahut dekhe hai ishq mein jaan dene waale ... par kya karen huzoor aashiqui dillagi nahi hoti

I have seen many people who can give their life for love ... but what to do love is not pleasantry

Karte hai washing powder ka vyapar aur bhabhiyon se pyar

He does the business of selling washing powder and he loves married women

Har smuggler desh ka gaddar hota hai ... aur charas ka smuggler apne desh ka hi nahi ... sari insaaniyat ka dushman hota hai

Every smuggler is a traitor to his country ... and the smuggler of drugs is not only an enemy of his country ... but he is also the enemy of the entire humanity

Kabhi chahane se hum zindagi dete hai aur kabhi bhool se ... lekin maut hamesha hamari khud ki chuk se hoti hai

We spawn a life by choice or by mistake ... but we die always with our own mistake

Shaadi ke baad aadmi aadmi nahi rehta hai ... ATM machine ban jaata hai ... farmaish dalo paisa nikalo

After marriage a man doesn't remain a man ... he turns into an ATM machine ... enter your request and remove money

Joh yodha apni talwar khud banata hai ... us par uska vishwas dugna ho jaata hai

A warrior who builds his own sword ... doubles his faith on it

Main toh bhagwan jaisa pati pana chahti hoon ... jisko pyar kar sakoon, jiski seva kar sakoon ... jisko main insaan ke roop mein pa sakoon

I want a husband like god ... whom I can love, whom I can serve ... whom I can achieve in the form of a human

Tu bhola bhala hai dil, bekaar rulaya jayega ... in shok haseeno se milkar, wallah bahut pachtayega

Oh my heart you are very simple, hence you will cry for nothing ... and after meeting these beauties, you will suffer a lot

You're like if Rajinikanth, Jackie Chan ke saath shaadi karta ... aur uska joh beta hota na woh James Bond ke saath shaadi karta ... toh uska joh beta hota na tu usse bhi bada player hota

You're like if Rajinikanth married Jackie Chan ... and if their son married James Bond and if they had a son ... then you'll be an even bigger player than him