Anonymous Star Dialogues

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation

I give education to the poor children ... inspiration to widowed mothers ... and masturbation to unmarried men

Waqt ka problem yahi hai ki woh har waqt badalta rehta hai

The problem of time is that it changes every moment

Jawaani ek din humpar bhi aayi thi ... kisi se pooch le, us waqt bhi mehnat ki khai thi

The youth was with us also one day ... and ask anyone, at that time also I had earned everything with hard work

Rishtey bina hai jis tarah, saaye bina aadmi ... dil ki kisi dori se hai, bandha hua aadmi ... lamba safar umar ka hai, tanha guzarta nahi ... sar par agar dhoop na ho, saaya utarta nahi ... dil ka yeh sikka chal jaane de ... rishta yeh rishta pak jaane de

A person without a relationship is like a person without a shadow ... a person tied with some string of the heart ... the long journey of life doesn't pass with loneliness ... if there isn't sunlight on the head then the shadow doesn't come out ... let the coin of the heart move ... let this relationship mature

Kaam ki na kaaj ki ... dushman meri jaan ki

You're a useless and hopeless person ... who is an enemy of my life

Cheete ki raftaar se, ajgar ki pakad se aur Sultan ke dimaag se koi nahi bach sakta

No one can escape from the speed of a cheetah, the grip of a python and the brain of Mr. Sultan

Koi toh jalwa Khuda ke vaaste deedar ke kabil dikhai de ... sangdil toh mil chuke hai sainkado ... koi ail-e-dil toh dikhai de

I wish I could see some talent in the name of God ... I've met many merciless people ... but I wish to see someone with a heart

Yeh Bambai hai mere bhai Bambai ... yahan sach bolkar pet bharne ka raasta dhoondne se nahi milta ... aur jhoot bolkar paise banane ke raaste hai 420

This is Mumbai my friend ... here you will not find a way to fill your stomach by saying the truth ... but you will find 420 ways to make money by lying

Kehte hai doodh ka jala chaas bhi phoonk phoonkar peeta hai ... lekin aadmi ka waqt bura ho toh ice-cream se bhi mooh jal jaata hai

It is said that the one who has burnt his mouth from hot milk also drinks buttermilk by blowing it ... but if a man is going through bad times then he can even burn his mouth from ice-cream

Agar apni maut se bachna chahte ho toh chup chap chale jao yahan se ... varna aaisi maut maroge joh tumne kabhi sochi bhi nahi hogi

If you want to escape from your death then quietly leave from here ... or else you'll die in such a way which you haven't even imagined

Kal ka intezaar karna seekho ... kal parso nahin aayega ... kal hi aayega

Learn to wait for tomorrow ... tomorrow will not come a day after ... it will come tomorrow itself

Money woh aathva sense hai jiske dum par baki ke senses enjoy kar sakte hai

Money is the 8th sense using which we can enjoy all the other senses

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Men climb on the top ... and women only look up

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

When you are not able to remove clarified butter using a straight finger then use a spoon ... because you should not put your finger into everything

Agar prem ka anth hinsa karti hai ... toh hinsa ka vinash bhi sirf prem hi kar sakta hai

If violence brings an end to love ... then only love can bring violence to its end

Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi ... iska matlab yeh toh pakka tha ki yeh abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha

It was a normal delivery in the hospital ... which means it is confirmed that this abnormal person didn't just fall from the sky

Second best pe line maaro yaar ... patne ke chances zyada hote hai

Try to hit on the 2nd best (girl) ... there are better chances of her falling for you

Pyar na kehkar aata hai na batakar jaata hai

Love doesn't inform and come and neither does it inform and leave

Sari khudai ek taraf, joru ki bhai ek taraf

The whole world can be on one side, but I'll be on my brother-in-law's side

Woh maidaan waadi ke logon ka club hai ... subah se shaam talak udhar kya kya activity chalta hai tumko malum hai? ... subah ko public dabba leke baithta hai ... shaam ko bacha log dabba eyes-spice khelta hai ... cricket ka coaching chalta hai ... couple log ka setting chalta hai ... single log ka fielding chalta hai udhar ... matter ho toh maidaan, mandavli ho toh maidaan ... sangeet kursi ka dhamakedhar aayojan ... fancy dress ka competition ... bhel puri ka lorry ... vada-pav, bhajji-pav ka gaadi ... garba, dandiya, pooja, dooja sab udhar hota hai

That ground is the club for the people of the colony ... from morning to evening do you even know what all activities happen there? ... in the morning people sit there with a bucket ... in the evening kids play the game of eyes-spice over there ... cricket coaching happens over there ... couples have a personal time over there ... single guys watch girls over there ... problems are solved on the ground, settlements happen on the ground ... the organization of musical chairs ... fancy dress competition ... a food truck of bhel puri ... a food truck of burgers ... dance, prayers, everything happens over there