Anonymous Star Dialogues

Duniya ko kuch dene ki shakti sirf achchai mein hai ... kyun ki burai sirf cheenna aur lootna jaanti hai

Only goodness has the power to give something to the world ... because evilness only knows how to snatch and steal

Joh kali dulhan bani hai woh chaman ki jaan hai ... par dahej joh kuch mila hai, jung ka samaan hai ... aap meri toop hai aur sasur captaan

The flower who has become a bride is the life of the garden ... but whatever I've got in dowry, is stuff of war ... you are my tank and my father-in-law is our captain

Joh samundar mein gotha lagate hai woh bheegkar jaate hai ... aur joh bar mein aate hai woh do-do peg peekar jaate hai

People who jump in the ocean leave wet ... and those who come in a bar leave only after drinking a couple of pegs

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold

Jaise apna Bathinda, waise apna Canada

Just like we have Bathinda, exactly like that we have Canada

Joh janta ko pair ki jooti samajhta hai ... woh ek din zaroor janta ke joote khata hai

One who thinks people are the shoes of the feet ... one day he definitely gets hit by peoples shoes

Mohabbat aur jung mein sab jayaz hai

Everything is fair in love and war

Pyar ka matlab hai juaa ... jeet gaye toh pyar ... haar gaye toh afsana

Love means to gamble ... if you win then you attain love ... if you lose then it becomes a story

Maike se aaja biwi, teri yaad mein ho gayi TB ... main kheer samajhkar kha loonga, teri jooti bhi teri gaali bhi

Oh my wife come back from your father's house, I'm having TB (tuberculosis) remembering you ... I'll even bear your shoes and curses, thinking it is a dessert

Tu idiot box dekh dekh ke idiot jaisi baatein karti hai

You talk like an idiot after watching the idiot box (TV) to much

Duniya mein jitne type ka bhook hota hai na ... utne hich type ka bhook maarne ka tarkeeb bhi hota hai

The number of types of hunger that exists in the world ... there are that many types of ways to kill hunger

Ek doonga rakhke mooh pe ... soo jayega Juhu pe

I will give you one tight slap on your face ... that you'll go and sleep in Juhu

Ladkiyan do tarah ki hoti hai ... ek tumhare jaisi jiske aate hi ghar mein ujala ho jaata hai ... aur doosri woh jiske jaate hi ghar mein diwala ho jaata hai

Girls are of two types ... one like you who brings brightness into the house when you come ... and other like her who brings bankruptcy into the house when she leaves

Apun ka khopi ka jhopdi satka na ... toh tera hasti ka basti mitt jayega

If the hut in my mind goes crazy ... then I will erase the existence of your colony

Kaun kiske kareeb hoga, apna apna naseeb hoga ... yaad karega jab azeez koi, dard dil ke kareeb hoga

Who will be close to whom, is based on destiny of everyone ... but when someone close to me remembers me, then pain will be close to the heart

Atithi woh prani hota hai ... jiske na aane ki tithi hoti hai, na jaane ki

A guest is that animal ... who doesn't have a time of coming, and neither of going

Idhar ameeron ke liye na ... ladki ek cheez hai aur gareeb ek joke ... gareebon ko saala rehne ke liye kholi nahi milti ... udhar ameeron ke teen teen duplex flats khali pade rehte hai ... kyun ki woh yede foreign mein jaake rehte hai

For the rich people here ... a girl is a thing and a poor person is a joke ... the poor doesn't get a small hut to live in ... and the rich people have 3 or more empty duplex flats ... because those fools live abroad

Jab baap ka joota bete ke paon mein aa jaaye ... toh woh bachcha nahi rehta

When the shoes of the father fit the son ... then he is no longer a child

Looteron ki loot aur police ki choot ... ko janta kabhi maaf nahi karti

The looting by thieves and the relaxation of police ... people will never forgive that

Humko us position se koi problem nahi hai ... humko us aadmi se problem hai joh is waqt us position par behta hai

We don't have any problem with that position ... but we have a problem with the person who's currently sitting at that position