Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also

Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai

You shouldn't pamper your wife a lot ... otherwise they'll become a headache

Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan

In this world there are 3 things that never get straight no matter how much you try ... a dogs tail ... the intention of our neighboring country ... and the neck that has been twisted by Sikandar's hand

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also

Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab

In this world there are 3 things that come uninvited ... death, diarrhea and this gentleman

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Your idea sounds very good when we hear it for the first time ... but then our underwears come out

Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye

Girls and date ... should be changed every morning

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

In our lives there is no fun and no mischief ... infact it has become a savoury snack without any chutney ... a sweet without any cream ... a lentil soup without any spice

Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan

In this world there are 3 things that never get straight no matter how much you try ... a dogs tail ... the intention of our neighboring country ... and the neck that has been twisted by Sikandar's hand

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Your idea sounds very good when we hear it for the first time ... but then our underwears come out

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

One was a movie of Rajesh Khanna named "Haathi Mere Saathi" (the elephant is my partner) ... and I am in a situation where only my hand is my partner

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me

Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab

In this world there are 3 things that come uninvited ... death, diarrhea and this gentleman

Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai

You shouldn't pamper your wife a lot ... otherwise they'll become a headache

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

When a bomb explodes the blast comes out, when a pant tears the thread comes out ... and in an air condition room when someone is scared ... sweat comes out

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

If you ask for flatbreads then you will get slaps

Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho

You are great, you are God's blessing ... and you are the purpose of my living

Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan

In this world there are 3 things that never get straight no matter how much you try ... a dogs tail ... the intention of our neighboring country ... and the neck that has been twisted by Sikandar's hand

Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai

Staying away half a second from you, turns me into half

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

With marriage you not only get engagement ring and wedding ring ... but there is one more ring that you get ... suffering

Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab

In this world there are 3 things that come uninvited ... death, diarrhea and this gentleman

I hate crime and I hate criminals

I hate crime and I hate criminals

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Be it lentil soup or biryani, home made food is great ... if you go to eat out, then there will be a problem

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

In our lives there is no fun and no mischief ... infact it has become a savoury snack without any chutney ... a sweet without any cream ... a lentil soup without any spice

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Be it lentil soup or biryani, home made food is great ... if you go to eat out, then there will be a problem

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Be it lentil soup or biryani, home made food is great ... if you go to eat out, then there will be a problem

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

When a bomb explodes the blast comes out, when a pant tears the thread comes out ... and in an air condition room when someone is scared ... sweat comes out

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

The beach on Madh island ... a bungalow on the beach ... and Vimla and Mangla inside the bungalow

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

The beach on Madh island ... a bungalow on the beach ... and Vimla and Mangla inside the bungalow

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

If you don't get a beautiful chick ... then you will take any Tom, Harry or Dick

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

If you don't get a beautiful chick ... then you will take any Tom, Harry or Dick

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

When a bomb explodes the blast comes out, when a pant tears the thread comes out ... and in an air condition room when someone is scared ... sweat comes out

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

One was a movie of Rajesh Khanna named "Haathi Mere Saathi" (the elephant is my partner) ... and I am in a situation where only my hand is my partner

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also

Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar

Sometimes you fast for goddess Santoshi, sometimes for goddess Ambe, sometimes for goddess Durga and sometimes for the neighbours mother ... sometimes for 16 Mondays, and sometimes on Tuesday for Lord Ganesh

Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

If you're late here ... then the stomach will be out there

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

In our lives there is no fun and no mischief ... infact it has become a savoury snack without any chutney ... a sweet without any cream ... a lentil soup without any spice

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

One was a movie of Rajesh Khanna named "Haathi Mere Saathi" (the elephant is my partner) ... and I am in a situation where only my hand is my partner

Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti

Girl and poverty ... can't affect Meet at all

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

Mujhe bhoolne ki galati karoge ... toh khud ek yaad banke reh jaoge

If you do the mistake of forgetting me ... then you yourself will become a thought

Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

If you're late here ... then the stomach will be out there

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

With marriage you not only get engagement ring and wedding ring ... but there is one more ring that you get ... suffering

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me

Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar

Sometimes you fast for goddess Santoshi, sometimes for goddess Ambe, sometimes for goddess Durga and sometimes for the neighbours mother ... sometimes for 16 Mondays, and sometimes on Tuesday for Lord Ganesh

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

If you ask for flatbreads then you will get slaps

Raaste ke beech mein prem ... what a shame

Making love in the middle of the road ... what a shame

I hate crime and I hate criminals

I hate crime and I hate criminals

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

The beach on Madh island ... a bungalow on the beach ... and Vimla and Mangla inside the bungalow