Kaam karoge toh roti milegi ... nahi karoge toh goli milegi

If you work then you will get bread ... and if you don't then you will get a bullet

Hum chote shehar ke log ... kabhi kabhi bade shehar ki chakachand roshni mein apna raasta kho baithte hai

People from small towns like us ... sometimes lose our path in the bright lights of the big city

Mehnat, lagan aur akalmandi ke saath joh baimaani ki jaye ... us baimaani ka duniya ke tamaam imaandar milkar bhi kuch nahi bighad sakte

The dishonesty that is done with hard work, dedication and smartness ... that dishonesty cannot be disrupted even by all the honest people of world together

Jab koi dushman dushmani ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh pehchana jaata hai ... lekin jab koi dushman apno ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh badhe badhe dokha khakar reh jaate hai

When an enemy comes forward wearing the dress of an enemy then you can recognize him ... but when an enemy comes forward wearing the dress of one of your own then even the best of the best get tricked

Yeh khoon bhi saali badi ajeeb cheez hai ... apne nikle toh dard hota hai ... lekin doosre ke nikle toh mazaa aata hai

Blood is a very strange thing ... it pains when we are bleeding ... but if someone else is bleeding then it is fun

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

To fail and to not study ... is the tradition of our family

Baap ke saath beti ki har vachan shaadi ke mandap mein jal kar raakh ho jaata hai ... aur pati ko diya hua vachan shareer ki raakh ho jaane ke baad bhi nibhana padta hai

Every promise from a daughter to a father burns in the fire of the wedding ritual ... and every promise to a husband must be fulfilled even after you die

Mera beta TV ke daily soap ki tarah hai ... har din dukh, dard aur taqleef ki guarantee

My son is like the daily TV soap ... he guarantees sorrow, pain and distress everyday

Hamari country mein jab tak black nahi diya toh naya ghar nahi khareed sakte ... dahej nahi diya toh shaadi nahi hoti

In our country until you give black money you can't buy a new house ... and if you don't give dowry then a marriage can't happen

Maut ka intezaar maut se kahin zyada bhayanak hota hai

Waiting for death is much more scary than death itself

Woh log kamzor hote hai jinhe zindagi jahan chahti hai wahan le jati hai

The people whose life takes them where it wants are weak

Tumhare haathon ke upar aur haath hai ... aur un haathon ke upar aur kahi haath hai ... aur in sab haathon ki dor mere haath mein hai

There are hands above your hands ... and there are many more hands above those hands ... and the string of all those hands is in my hand

Yeh thappad tune mujhe nahi apni naukri ke mooh par maara hai ... apne khandan ke ek ek aadmi ki khushiyon par maara hai ... apni zindagi par maara hai

You did not slap me but instead you've slapped your job ... you've slapped the happiness of each and every member of your family ... you've slapped your life

Main dadaon ka dada hoon aur gundo ka gunda hoon ... yeh sansar meri dharti aur main iska jhanda hoon

I am the biggest goon and big daddy ... this universe is my land and I am it's flag

Bura joh kaam karta hai woh manzil se bhatakta hai ... kamina lakh baande boriyan, magar ek din atakta hai

One who does bad things wanders away from the destination ... and no matter how many bags a scoundrel packs, but one day he gets stuck

Sirf guru hi shishya ko sabak nahi sikha sakta ... waqt padne par shishya bhi guru ko sabak sikha sakta hai

Only a teacher cannot teach a lesson to his student ... when the time comes, even a student can teach a lesson to his teacher

Agar kisi ko jaan se maar dena kanoonan jurm hai ... toh kisi ke charitra ki hatya karna bhi ek sangeen jurm se kam nahi

If killing someone is a crime and against the law ... then to kill someone's character is also nothing less than a serious crime

Girte hain sher savaar hi maidan-e-jung mein ... woh tiflya kya girega joh ghutno ke bal chale

Only fighters who rides the tigers in a battlefield have a chance of falling ... but cowards who choose to walk on their knees will never fall

Mere mooh se nikla har lafz ... heere se zyada keemti hai

Every word that comes out of my mouth ... is more expensive than a diamond

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

I agree that he looks like a groundnut from a distance ... but go close and see as he's your strong and brave man

Insaan duniya ka sabse ghatiya janwar hai

The human is the worst animal of the world

Ek hi chhat ke neeche ek saath rehne waale alag ho sakte hai ... lekin ek hi ghar mein alag alag rehne waale kabhi ek saath nahi ho sakte

Those who live together under the same roof can get separated ... but those who live separately in the same house can never get together

Chandni raat, haathon mein haath ... peeche se padi baap ki laat

It was a moonlit night, her hand was in my hand ... and from behind her father kicked me

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai

You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain

Sachche aasunyon mein bahut taqat hoti hai

Real tears have a lot of strength in them

Yeh kroadh joh har waqt naak par laga rehta hai na ... yahi kroadh ek din naak katvakar rakh deta hai

The anger that is always sitting on your nose ... one day this anger will cut your nose

Mohabbat ki chingari ko gusse ki phoonk maaro ... toh aaisi aag badhakti hai ki ghar ke ghar jal jaate hai, mahal toot ke bikhar jaate hai

When you blow anger at the spark of love ... then such a fire erupts that houses burn and mansions break apart

Aapka koi apna chala jaye ... toh zindagi badi choti lagne lagti hai

When we lose a dear one ... then life starts to look very small

Aurat woh shola hai joh pyar se aadmi ki zindagi ko roshan kar sakti hai ... aur agar nafrat kare toh uski zindagi ko jalakar raakh kar sakti hai

A woman is that flame which can lighten a man's life with love ... but if she hates him then she can burn his life into ashes

Ek masoom aadmi neta ke liye apni jaan dene ko tayaar hota hai ... lekin azaadi ke baad aaj tak kya kisi neta ne apne ek aam aadmi ke liye jaan di hai?

An innocent person is willing to give his life for a politician ... but since independence till today has ever a politician given his life for an innocent person?

Galati doosro mein dhoonde ke bajai agar khud mein dhoondogi ... toh galat fehmi yoon door ho jayegi

If you look for the mistake inside you and not in others ... then your misunderstanding will go right away

Hamari country mein jab tak black nahi diya toh naya ghar nahi khareed sakte ... dahej nahi diya toh shaadi nahi hoti

In our country until you give black money you can't buy a new house ... and if you don't give dowry then a marriage can't happen

Ladki ke dil mein vishvas ka diya jalane ke liye sirf Shammi Kapoor style mein ganaa gana kaafi nahi hota ... Dilip Kumar aur Raaj Kumar ki tarah emotional scene bhi karne padte hai

To ignite the lamp of trust in the heart of a girl you not only need to sing songs in Shammi Kapoor's style ... but you also need to do emotional scenes like Dilip Kumar and Raaj Kumar

Shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki hifasat karna mera farz hai ... yahi meri duty aur yahi mujhpar meri vardi ka karz hai

It is my job to maintain peace in the city and to protect the people ... this is my duty and this is the loan on me from my uniform

Shaheedon ke liye aasoon nahi bahaya karte ... unka apmaan hota hai

Don't shed tears for the martyred ... they get dishonored

Zindagi mein jeet sirf ussi ki nahi hoti hai joh strong hota hai, tezz hota hai, chalaak hota hai ... anth mein jeet uski hoti hai joh apne upar vishvas kar sakta hai

The ones who win in life aren't always the stronger, faster, clever ones ... in the end the one who wins is the one who believes in himself

Kaam karoge toh roti milegi ... nahi karoge toh goli milegi

If you work then you will get bread ... and if you don't then you will get a bullet

Joh main dikhai deta hoon woh main nahi hoon ... aur joh hoon woh dikhai nahi deta

I am not what I look like ... and what I am that can't be seen

Yeh hamare hero hai ... ek phone aaya aur pet kharab ho gaya

He is our hero ... one phone call came and he got diarrhea

Galati doosro mein dhoonde ke bajai agar khud mein dhoondogi ... toh galat fehmi yoon door ho jayegi

If you look for the mistake inside you and not in others ... then your misunderstanding will go right away

Aag petrol ko nahi chhodti ... nevla saanp ko nahi chhodta ... aur jab main paison ka hisaab jodhta hoon toh main apne baap ko nahi chhodta

Fire doesn't leave petrol alone ... a mongoose doesn't leave a snake alone ... and when I account for my money then I don't even leave my father alone

Aadhi raat ko bulana, subah tak zaroor aaonga yeh meri arz hai ... shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki seva karna mera farz hai

Call me in the middle of the night, and I will definitely come till morning ... it is my duty to maintain silence in the city and to serve the people

Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho?

How can you marry such a fool?

Lover ko pareshan karna Hindustani nariyon ki adayen hoti hai

It is in the style of Indian women to trouble their lovers

Mera woh jhaapad tere shareer pe nahi ... teri aatma pe padega

My slap will not hit you on your body ... it will hit you on your soul

Tumne ek hi raat mein ek awara ladki ki tarah ... apne khandan ki izzat, gairat, sharm aur sharafat ko havas ki chakki mein pees dala

Just like a cheap girl in one night itself ... you have squashed the respect, honour, shame and honesty of your family in the mill of lust

Maafi se pyar badhta hai

Love grows with an apology

Lover ko pareshan karna Hindustani nariyon ki adayen hoti hai

It is in the style of Indian women to trouble their lovers

Aag petrol ko nahi chhodti ... nevla saanp ko nahi chhodta ... aur jab main paison ka hisaab jodhta hoon toh main apne baap ko nahi chhodta

Fire doesn't leave petrol alone ... a mongoose doesn't leave a snake alone ... and when I account for my money then I don't even leave my father alone

Joh aadmi taqat se nahi harta ... woh emotion se harta hai

A person who cannot lose on strength ... loses on emotion

Aadhi raat ko bulana, subah tak zaroor aaonga yeh meri arz hai ... shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki seva karna mera farz hai

Call me in the middle of the night, and I will definitely come till morning ... it is my duty to maintain silence in the city and to serve the people

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

Baghavat mein teen kisam ke log hote hai ... pehla taqat ke zor pe zulm karne waala atyachari ... doosra us atyachari ke khilaf awaaz uthane waala krantikari ... aur teesra in dono ki situation ka fayda uthane waala mere jaisa vyapari

There are 3 kinds of people in a revolution ... one who does the injustice based on power ... second the revolutionist who raises his voice against the atrocity ... and third is a businessman like me who takes the benefit of the situation these two are in

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papadum and you will get a slap

Aadmi aurat ko dokha dete waqt yeh bhool jaata hai ki ... jis din aurat apni aan par utar aaye woh aadmi ko jeete jee chalti phirti laash bana sakti hai

When a man cheats a woman then he forgets that ... the day a woman realizes her self-respect then she can make a man into a moving dead body

Vishwasghaat sabse bada gunaah hota hai ... ek aaisa gunaah joh maafi ke layak nahi

Betrayal is the biggest crime ... a crime that cannot be forgiven

Shartein business mein hoti hai ... ghar grihasti mein nahi

Conditions are placed in business ... not in household matters

Joh jeevan de sakta hai ... woh jeevan le nahi sakta

The one who gives a life ... will not take a life

Vishwasghaat sabse bada gunaah hota hai ... ek aaisa gunaah joh maafi ke layak nahi

Betrayal is the biggest crime ... a crime that cannot be forgiven

Gita mein Shri Krishan ne kahi baat gambhir ... auro se duniya lade, lade swayam se veer

In Bhagavad Gita Lord Krishna has said a very important thing ... anyone in the world can fight with others, but the one who fights with himself is a brave person

Imaandari ka raasta pathrila zaroor hai ... lekin pahunchata sahi manzil par hai

The path of honesty may be full of stones ... but it takes us to the right destination

Yeh jhoot hai judge sahab, sarasar jhoot hai ... meri statement har lafz utna hi sacha hai jitna Mahabharat aur Ramayan mein likha har lafz ... meri statement utni hi sachi aur paakh hai jitni ki meri jism par yeh vardi

Mr. Judge, this is a lie and nothing but a lie ... every word of my statement is as true as every word written in the Mahabharata and the Ramayana ... my statement is as true and pure as the uniform on my body

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Whether a man is young or experienced like me ... at night he cannot win against a woman in a fight

Duniya mein koi aisa insaan nahi hai jise kabhi galati na ho ... lekin sahi insaan woh hai joh sahi waqt par galati ka paschatap karle

There is not a single person in this world who has not committed a mistake ... but a person becomes right only when they regret their mistake at the right time

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

In childhood you couldn't talk properly because of the chewing gum in your mouth ... and now you can't talk properly because of the betel leaves in your mouth

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight

Kroadh woh zehareela saanp hai joh dasta zaroor kisi doosre ko hai ... lekin zehar khud ki zindagi mein ghol deta hai

Anger is that poisonous snake which definitely will bite someone else ... but it will blend the poison in our own life

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai

You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain

Main is kisam ki ladkiyon ko badi achchi tarah jaanta hoon ... baap decide karta hai ki kaunse school mein jaana hai ... maa decide karti hai ki kitni chotiyaan bandhni hai ... aur poori family decide karti hai ki kis ladke se shaadi karni hai

I know the girls of this type very well ... the father decides which school she will go to ... the mother decides how many plaits have to be tied ... and the entire family decides which guy will she marry

Zindagi us bewafaa aurat ki tarah hai ... joh bure waqt mein apne pati ka saath chhod deti hai

Life is like that dishonest woman ... who leaves her husband's in bad times

Zindagi mein kuch cheezein haasil karne ke liye sahi ya galat dekh ke nahi ki jaati ... balki waqt aur halaat dekh ke ki jaati hai

In life to achieve certain things you don't look to see if it's right or wrong ... instead you look to see the time and the situation

Agar kisi ladke ko film dekhni hai toh sirf ladki ke saath dekhni chahiye ... nahi toh film ki insult hai, theater ki insult hai aur theater mein dekhne waali sari audience ki insult hai

If a boy has to see a film then he must see it with a girl only ... otherwise it is an insult of the film, insult of the theater and insult of the entire audience in the theater

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

To fail and to not study ... is the tradition of our family

Insaan duniya ka sabse ghatiya janwar hai

The human is the worst animal of the world

Pyar mein dil ki baat dil mein nahi rakhni chahiye ... keh zaroor deni chahiye

In love you shouldn't keep what's in your heart in the heart ... you should definitely say it out

Aadhi raat ko bulana, subah tak zaroor aaonga yeh meri arz hai ... shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki seva karna mera farz hai

Call me in the middle of the night, and I will definitely come till morning ... it is my duty to maintain silence in the city and to serve the people

Logon ni seva ... aane ghar waalon ne kela

You served the people ... and ignored the family members

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Apne mooh ki kamaan se shabdon ke tootte huye teer mat choda kar

Don't fire the broken arrow of words from the bow of your mouth

SMS generation ... char liney zyada kya bol di lecture lagne lagta hai

SMS generation ... it looks like a lecture if you say more than four lines

Yahan Punjabi hai, Gujarati hai, Marathi hai, Bangali hai ... lekin Hindustani koi nahi hai

Here we have Punjabi, we have Gujrati, we have Marathi, we have Bengali ... but there is no Indian

Mukadma sabooto aur gawaho se lada jaata hai ... bhashan-baazio, nautanki aur tamasho se nahi

A case is fought with proofs and witnesses ... not with speeches, drama and entertainment

Tumne ek hi raat mein ek awara ladki ki tarah ... apne khandan ki izzat, gairat, sharm aur sharafat ko havas ki chakki mein pees dala

Just like a cheap girl in one night itself ... you have squashed the respect, honour, shame and honesty of your family in the mill of lust

Kisi ke kaan mein heera, kisi ki aankh mein heera ... mujhe heeron se kya lena, mera mehboob hai heera

Someone has diamonds on their ears, someone has diamonds in their eyes ... I don't need any diamonds, since my love is a diamond

Aurat nark ka dwar hoti hai

A woman is the door to hell

Har mumkin pehle namumkin hi hota hai ... aur har haqeeqat pehle khwaab hi hoti hai

Everything possible is initially impossible ... and everything real is initially a dream

Yahan Punjabi hai, Gujarati hai, Marathi hai, Bangali hai ... lekin Hindustani koi nahi hai

Here we have Punjabi, we have Gujrati, we have Marathi, we have Bengali ... but there is no Indian

Kroadh woh zehareela saanp hai joh dasta zaroor kisi doosre ko hai ... lekin zehar khud ki zindagi mein ghol deta hai

Anger is that poisonous snake which definitely will bite someone else ... but it will blend the poison in our own life

Pati rogi ho ya dhogi ho, yogi ho ya dhongi ho ... patni ka farz hai ki pati ke saath jeeye aur pati ke saath mare

Whether the husband is sick or a cheater, whether he is a yoga practitioner or a fake person ... it's the duty of a wife to live with her husband and die with her husband

Taqleef is baat ki nahi ki log mar jaate hai ... taqleef is baat ki hai ki log zinda rehkar bhi nahi jeete

I'm not troubled by the fact that people die ... I'm troubled by the fact that people don't live when they are alive

Bina dekhe, bina soche samjhe maine tujhe pyar kiya ... aur tune mere armaanon par dokhe ka vaar kiya

I loved you blindly and without any thought ... and you attacked my wishes with deceit

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai

Vada Pav is Mumbai's pride ... Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri are the identities of our unity

Is haramzade ko itni berehami aur bedardi se khatam karo ... ki agla janam lene se pehle iski rooh ... zindagi aur dharti ke naam se kaanp uthe

Finish this bastard with such heartlessness and roughness ... that before being born again his soul ... should shiver with the name of life and earth

Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho?

How can you marry such a fool?

Ek masoom aadmi neta ke liye apni jaan dene ko tayaar hota hai ... lekin azaadi ke baad aaj tak kya kisi neta ne apne ek aam aadmi ke liye jaan di hai?

An innocent person is willing to give his life for a politician ... but since independence till today has ever a politician given his life for an innocent person?

Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad

Bloody you stepson of a jackal grown in the lap of cowardness

Jab tak saanp ka sar na kuchal do ... usse mara hua mat samajho

Until you smash the head of a snake ... don't consider it dead

Pati rogi ho ya dhogi ho, yogi ho ya dhongi ho ... patni ka farz hai ki pati ke saath jeeye aur pati ke saath mare

Whether the husband is sick or a cheater, whether he is a yoga practitioner or a fake person ... it's the duty of a wife to live with her husband and die with her husband

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

In childhood you couldn't talk properly because of the chewing gum in your mouth ... and now you can't talk properly because of the betel leaves in your mouth

Khoon ke saare rishtey ek sachche police officer ke liye ussi din khatam ho jaate hain ... jis din yeh vardi pehenta hai

All blood relations for a true police officer end on the same day ... when he wears this uniform

Main awaara aur badmaash bardaasht kar sakta hoon ... lekin gaddar kabhi nahi

I can tolerate a tramp and a naughty person ... but not a traitor

If you change nothing, nothing will change

If you change nothing, nothing will change

Hindustani nariyan joh hoti hai chikni machliyon ki tarah hoti hai ... haath se phisal jaati hai

Indian women are like slippery fishes ... they slip from the hands

Agar upar waale ne maut likhi hai toh zindagi kuch nahi kar sakti ... aur agar zindagi likhi hai toh maut kuch nahi kar sakti

If god has written death then life can't do anything ... and if he has written life then death can't do anything

Yeh thappad tune mujhe nahi apni naukri ke mooh par maara hai ... apne khandan ke ek ek aadmi ki khushiyon par maara hai ... apni zindagi par maara hai

You did not slap me but instead you've slapped your job ... you've slapped the happiness of each and every member of your family ... you've slapped your life

Agar aurat na hoti ... toh saare mard rishi hote, gyani hote

If women didn't exists ... then all men would have been knowledgeable saints

Yeh thappad tune mujhe nahi apni naukri ke mooh par maara hai ... apne khandan ke ek ek aadmi ki khushiyon par maara hai ... apni zindagi par maara hai

You did not slap me but instead you've slapped your job ... you've slapped the happiness of each and every member of your family ... you've slapped your life

Is impossible pyar ko possible sirf tum hi bana sakte ho aur koi nahi

This impossible love story can only be made possible by you and no one else

Jin logon ko sar uthakar jeene ki aadat hoti hai ... unhe kabhi kabhi bhagwan ke darbar mein sar jhuka lena chahiye

Those who have the habit of living with their head held high ... they should sometimes bow their head down in god's court

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai

You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Mohabbat ke paas business sense hi toh nahi hoti ... tabhi toh woh fayde aur nuksaan ke bare mein nahi sochti ... issi liye aam taur pe har love story tragedy par hi khatam hoti hai

Love doesn't have a business sense ... that's why it can't think about profit and loss ... and that's why usually every love story ends with a tragedy

Zindagi mein jeet sirf ussi ki nahi hoti hai joh strong hota hai, tezz hota hai, chalaak hota hai ... anth mein jeet uski hoti hai joh apne upar vishvas kar sakta hai

The ones who win in life aren't always the stronger, faster, clever ones ... in the end the one who wins is the one who believes in himself

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

I agree that he looks like a groundnut from a distance ... but go close and see as he's your strong and brave man

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

Rishton mein ek baar daraar padh jaaye ... toh zindagiyan lag jaati unhe bharne mein

Once a dividing line is formed between relationships ... then multiple life's are needed to fill them up

Tumhare jaise gunahgaron ke khilaf mere jaise officer ... file nahi banate ... faisla kar dete hai

Against criminals like you, officers like me ... don't make a file ... they decide the verdict

Kroadh woh zehareela saanp hai joh dasta zaroor kisi doosre ko hai ... lekin zehar khud ki zindagi mein ghol deta hai

Anger is that poisonous snake which definitely will bite someone else ... but it will blend the poison in our own life

Aadmi aurat ko dokha dete waqt yeh bhool jaata hai ki ... jis din aurat apni aan par utar aaye woh aadmi ko jeete jee chalti phirti laash bana sakti hai

When a man cheats a woman then he forgets that ... the day a woman realizes her self-respect then she can make a man into a moving dead body

Hamari zindagi hamari hokar bhi hamari nahi hoti ... woh marte dum tak kisi doosre ki marzi ke mutabik chalti hai

Our life being ours is still not ours ... it moves as per the decisions of others until you die

Duniya mein koi aisa insaan nahi hai jise kabhi galati na ho ... lekin sahi insaan woh hai joh sahi waqt par galati ka paschatap karle

There is not a single person in this world who has not committed a mistake ... but a person becomes right only when they regret their mistake at the right time

Is haramzade ko itni berehami aur bedardi se khatam karo ... ki agla janam lene se pehle iski rooh ... zindagi aur dharti ke naam se kaanp uthe

Finish this bastard with such heartlessness and roughness ... that before being born again his soul ... should shiver with the name of life and earth

Insaan umar se nahi, karamo se bada hota hai

A person doesn't grow with his age, he grows with his deeds

Main dadaon ka dada hoon aur gundo ka gunda hoon ... yeh sansar meri dharti aur main iska jhanda hoon

I am the biggest goon and big daddy ... this universe is my land and I am it's flag

Dosti do tareekon se hoti hai ... ya toh bachpan mein saath khelen ho ... ya sirf pehli mulaqat mein

Friendship can happen in two ways ... either if you have played together in childhood ... or else in the first meeting

Jinhe ulfat ki khushiyan mil sake woh shaunk se lele ... hum mein chhodo hum toh apni kismat aazma behte

Those who can get the happiness of love, get it ... but leave me alone since I have tried my luck

Bina dekhe, bina soche samjhe maine tujhe pyar kiya ... aur tune mere armaanon par dokhe ka vaar kiya

I loved you blindly and without any thought ... and you attacked my wishes with deceit

Tumne ek hi raat mein ek awara ladki ki tarah ... apne khandan ki izzat, gairat, sharm aur sharafat ko havas ki chakki mein pees dala

Just like a cheap girl in one night itself ... you have squashed the respect, honour, shame and honesty of your family in the mill of lust

Tareef joh hai na woh ek promissory note ki tarah hai aur gaali hai ready cash ki tarah ... tareef karke kisi ko kharab karne se achcha hai ... ki gaali dekar usko sudhara jaye

Appreciation is like a promissory note and cursing is like ready cash ... rather than appreciating someone and spoiling them ... it's better to improve them by cursing

Joh thappad dikhayi nahi deta ... woh zyada gehri chot karta hai

A slap that cannot be seen ... causes a more deeper wound

Tum toh aaise zaleel insaan ho ... ki tumhe agar munafa nazar aaye toh dharti maa toh kya ... tum toh apni sagi maa ko bhi bech doge

You are such a disgraceful person ... that if you see profit then forget selling your motherland ... you will even sell your own mother

Main awaara aur badmaash bardaasht kar sakta hoon ... lekin gaddar kabhi nahi

I can tolerate a tramp and a naughty person ... but not a traitor

Is duniya ki koi bhi taqat us vichaar us soch ko nahi rok sakti hai jiska samay aa gaya hai

No power in this world can stop a thought whose time has arrived

Woh log kamzor hote hai jinhe zindagi jahan chahti hai wahan le jati hai

The people whose life takes them where it wants are weak

Agar kisi ko jaan se maar dena kanoonan jurm hai ... toh kisi ke charitra ki hatya karna bhi ek sangeen jurm se kam nahi

If killing someone is a crime and against the law ... then to kill someone's character is also nothing less than a serious crime

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

Mehnat, lagan aur akalmandi ke saath joh baimaani ki jaye ... us baimaani ka duniya ke tamaam imaandar milkar bhi kuch nahi bighad sakte

The dishonesty that is done with hard work, dedication and smartness ... that dishonesty cannot be disrupted even by all the honest people of world together

Yaadon ke aaine mein jab waqt ki dhool jamti hai ... toh chehre dhundale ho jaate hai

When the mirror of memories becomes dusty by the sands of time ... then the images seen in them look obscured

Main dadaon ka dada hoon aur gundo ka gunda hoon ... yeh sansar meri dharti aur main iska jhanda hoon

I am the biggest goon and big daddy ... this universe is my land and I am it's flag

Zindagi mein jeet sirf ussi ki nahi hoti hai joh strong hota hai, tezz hota hai, chalaak hota hai ... anth mein jeet uski hoti hai joh apne upar vishvas kar sakta hai

The ones who win in life aren't always the stronger, faster, clever ones ... in the end the one who wins is the one who believes in himself

Hamare jaise police officer ki maut par, desh ka jhanda jhuk jaata hai ... haan jis din teri maut kanoon ke haathon hogi, ek kutta bhi rone nahi aayega

When a police officer like me dies, the country's flag bows down ... but yes when you will be killed by the hands of law, not even a single dog will come to cry

Hamare jaise police officer ki maut par, desh ka jhanda jhuk jaata hai ... haan jis din teri maut kanoon ke haathon hogi, ek kutta bhi rone nahi aayega

When a police officer like me dies, the country's flag bows down ... but yes when you will be killed by the hands of law, not even a single dog will come to cry

Tum toh aaise zaleel insaan ho ... ki tumhe agar munafa nazar aaye toh dharti maa toh kya ... tum toh apni sagi maa ko bhi bech doge

You are such a disgraceful person ... that if you see profit then forget selling your motherland ... you will even sell your own mother

Kisi insaan ka gussa uski umar se bada nahi hota

The anger of any person is not bigger than their age

Duniya mein koi aisa insaan nahi hai jise kabhi galati na ho ... lekin sahi insaan woh hai joh sahi waqt par galati ka paschatap karle

There is not a single person in this world who has not committed a mistake ... but a person becomes right only when they regret their mistake at the right time

Shaheedon ke liye aasoon nahi bahaya karte ... unka apmaan hota hai

Don't shed tears for the martyred ... they get dishonored

Jinhe ulfat ki khushiyan mil sake woh shaunk se lele ... hum mein chhodo hum toh apni kismat aazma behte

Those who can get the happiness of love, get it ... but leave me alone since I have tried my luck

Udaan pankhon se hoti na toh mor sabse ooncha udhta ... udaan hoti hai hausalon se

If wings were used to fly then a peacock would have flown the highest ... flight happens with ambitions

Kisi ke kaan mein heera, kisi ki aankh mein heera ... mujhe heeron se kya lena, mera mehboob hai heera

Someone has diamonds on their ears, someone has diamonds in their eyes ... I don't need any diamonds, since my love is a diamond

Sirf guru hi shishya ko sabak nahi sikha sakta ... waqt padne par shishya bhi guru ko sabak sikha sakta hai

Only a teacher cannot teach a lesson to his student ... when the time comes, even a student can teach a lesson to his teacher

Aapka koi apna chala jaye ... toh zindagi badi choti lagne lagti hai

When we lose a dear one ... then life starts to look very small

Main jaanta tha ek na ek din yeh ladka meri izzat ki bajjiyan talega ... woh bhi mitti ke tel mein

I knew it that one day this boy will fry and destroy my dignity ... and that to with kerosene

Baap ke saath beti ki har vachan shaadi ke mandap mein jal kar raakh ho jaata hai ... aur pati ko diya hua vachan shareer ki raakh ho jaane ke baad bhi nibhana padta hai

Every promise from a daughter to a father burns in the fire of the wedding ritual ... and every promise to a husband must be fulfilled even after you die

Mohabbat ki nahi jaati ... karayi bhi nahi jaati ... mohabbat toh bas khud ba khud ho jaati hai

Love is not something that is done ... it's not something that can be got done ... love simply happens by itself

Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai ... na jaan hai na pehchaan hai ... na dua hai na salaam hai

I don't have any Hello or Hi with him ... neither do I know him either ... and neither do I pray or salute for him

Band karo yeh yudh ... is yudh ki jeet mein bhi haar hai aur haar mein bhi haar hai

Stop this battle ... there is a loss in winning this battle and there is loss in losing as well

Insaan duniya ka sabse ghatiya janwar hai

The human is the worst animal of the world

Hindustani nariyan joh hoti hai chikni machliyon ki tarah hoti hai ... haath se phisal jaati hai

Indian women are like slippery fishes ... they slip from the hands

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai

Vada Pav is Mumbai's pride ... Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri are the identities of our unity

Tareef joh hai na woh ek promissory note ki tarah hai aur gaali hai ready cash ki tarah ... tareef karke kisi ko kharab karne se achcha hai ... ki gaali dekar usko sudhara jaye

Appreciation is like a promissory note and cursing is like ready cash ... rather than appreciating someone and spoiling them ... it's better to improve them by cursing

Is impossible pyar ko possible sirf tum hi bana sakte ho aur koi nahi

This impossible love story can only be made possible by you and no one else

Ladki ke dil mein vishvas ka diya jalane ke liye sirf Shammi Kapoor style mein ganaa gana kaafi nahi hota ... Dilip Kumar aur Raaj Kumar ki tarah emotional scene bhi karne padte hai

To ignite the lamp of trust in the heart of a girl you not only need to sing songs in Shammi Kapoor's style ... but you also need to do emotional scenes like Dilip Kumar and Raaj Kumar

Door se dekha toh Alia Bhatt ... paas aakar dekha toh Mahesh Bhatt

When I saw from a distance it seemed like Alia Bhatt ... but when I went closer it turned out to be Mahesh Bhatt

Jiske khud ke pyjama mein naada nahi hota ... woh doosre ke pyjama mein naada nahi daalta

One who does not have a string in his pajama ... he should not put a string in someone else's pajama

Aag petrol ko nahi chhodti ... nevla saanp ko nahi chhodta ... aur jab main paison ka hisaab jodhta hoon toh main apne baap ko nahi chhodta

Fire doesn't leave petrol alone ... a mongoose doesn't leave a snake alone ... and when I account for my money then I don't even leave my father alone

Politics ka bas ek hi anth hai ... vinaash ... maut

Politics has just one ending ... destruction ... death

Jiske khud ke pyjama mein naada nahi hota ... woh doosre ke pyjama mein naada nahi daalta

One who does not have a string in his pajama ... he should not put a string in someone else's pajama

Jhoothi khabar ko dikhana utna bada gunah nahi hai ... jitni sachi khabar ko chupana hai

Showing fake news is not that big a crime ... as much as hiding the real news is

Main is kisam ki ladkiyon ko badi achchi tarah jaanta hoon ... baap decide karta hai ki kaunse school mein jaana hai ... maa decide karti hai ki kitni chotiyaan bandhni hai ... aur poori family decide karti hai ki kis ladke se shaadi karni hai

I know the girls of this type very well ... the father decides which school she will go to ... the mother decides how many plaits have to be tied ... and the entire family decides which guy will she marry

Udaan pankhon se hoti na toh mor sabse ooncha udhta ... udaan hoti hai hausalon se

If wings were used to fly then a peacock would have flown the highest ... flight happens with ambitions

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Whether a man is young or experienced like me ... at night he cannot win against a woman in a fight

Hum chote shehar ke log ... kabhi kabhi bade shehar ki chakachand roshni mein apna raasta kho baithte hai

People from small towns like us ... sometimes lose our path in the bright lights of the big city

Khoon ke saare rishtey ek sachche police officer ke liye ussi din khatam ho jaate hain ... jis din yeh vardi pehenta hai

All blood relations for a true police officer end on the same day ... when he wears this uniform

You came into my house that is god's nature ... sometimes I look at you and sometimes my furniture

You came into my house that is god's nature ... sometimes I look at you and sometimes my furniture

Gita mein Shri Krishan ne kahi baat gambhir ... auro se duniya lade, lade swayam se veer

In Bhagavad Gita Lord Krishna has said a very important thing ... anyone in the world can fight with others, but the one who fights with himself is a brave person

Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad

Bloody you stepson of a jackal grown in the lap of cowardness

Sache aadmi ko gale lagane se ... jhoote aadmi ke, kaminey aadmi ke paap thode kam ho jaate hai

By hugging a honest person ... it reduces the sins of a liar, a dishonest person

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

To fail and to not study ... is the tradition of our family

Mohabbat ki chingari ko gusse ki phoonk maaro ... toh aaisi aag badhakti hai ki ghar ke ghar jal jaate hai, mahal toot ke bikhar jaate hai

When you blow anger at the spark of love ... then such a fire erupts that houses burn and mansions break apart

Zindagi us bewafaa aurat ki tarah hai ... joh bure waqt mein apne pati ka saath chhod deti hai

Life is like that dishonest woman ... who leaves her husband's in bad times

Sachcha pyar kabhi khali haath wapas nahi aata hai

True love never comes back empty handed

Yahan Punjabi hai, Gujarati hai, Marathi hai, Bangali hai ... lekin Hindustani koi nahi hai

Here we have Punjabi, we have Gujrati, we have Marathi, we have Bengali ... but there is no Indian

Yaadon ke aaine mein jab waqt ki dhool jamti hai ... toh chehre dhundale ho jaate hai

When the mirror of memories becomes dusty by the sands of time ... then the images seen in them look obscured

Zindagi mein kuch cheezein haasil karne ke liye sahi ya galat dekh ke nahi ki jaati ... balki waqt aur halaat dekh ke ki jaati hai

In life to achieve certain things you don't look to see if it's right or wrong ... instead you look to see the time and the situation

Girte hain sher savaar hi maidan-e-jung mein ... woh tiflya kya girega joh ghutno ke bal chale

Only fighters who rides the tigers in a battlefield have a chance of falling ... but cowards who choose to walk on their knees will never fall

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Whether a man is young or experienced like me ... at night he cannot win against a woman in a fight

Joh jeevan de sakta hai ... woh jeevan le nahi sakta

The one who gives a life ... will not take a life

Jab tak saanp ka sar na kuchal do ... usse mara hua mat samajho

Until you smash the head of a snake ... don't consider it dead

Bura joh kaam karta hai woh manzil se bhatakta hai ... kamina lakh baande boriyan, magar ek din atakta hai

One who does bad things wanders away from the destination ... and no matter how many bags a scoundrel packs, but one day he gets stuck

Shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki hifasat karna mera farz hai ... yahi meri duty aur yahi mujhpar meri vardi ka karz hai

It is my job to maintain peace in the city and to protect the people ... this is my duty and this is the loan on me from my uniform

Aurat nark ka dwar hoti hai

A woman is the door to hell

Shanti shanti ... do minute shanti ... uske baad kranti

Silence silence ... two minutes of silence ... and then you can revolt

Mera beta TV ke daily soap ki tarah hai ... har din dukh, dard aur taqleef ki guarantee

My son is like the daily TV soap ... he guarantees sorrow, pain and distress everyday

Zindagi mein kuch cheezein haasil karne ke liye sahi ya galat dekh ke nahi ki jaati ... balki waqt aur halaat dekh ke ki jaati hai

In life to achieve certain things you don't look to see if it's right or wrong ... instead you look to see the time and the situation

Sache aadmi ko gale lagane se ... jhoote aadmi ke, kaminey aadmi ke paap thode kam ho jaate hai

By hugging a honest person ... it reduces the sins of a liar, a dishonest person

Imaandari ka raasta pathrila zaroor hai ... lekin pahunchata sahi manzil par hai

The path of honesty may be full of stones ... but it takes us to the right destination

Ek ladki ke jazbaat ko theek se wohi samajh sakta hai ... jisne duniya dekhi hai, zindagi dekhi hai, zindagi ke utaar-chadao dekhe hai

Only a person who has seen the world, seen life and seen the ups and downs in life ... can understand the emotions of a girl

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papadum and you will get a slap

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

I agree that he looks like a groundnut from a distance ... but go close and see as he's your strong and brave man

Adhoora kuch nahi chhodta main ... sharaab ho ya hisaab

I don't leave anything incomplete ... be it alcohol or account

Mohabbat ke paas business sense hi toh nahi hoti ... tabhi toh woh fayde aur nuksaan ke bare mein nahi sochti ... issi liye aam taur pe har love story tragedy par hi khatam hoti hai

Love doesn't have a business sense ... that's why it can't think about profit and loss ... and that's why usually every love story ends with a tragedy

Logon ni seva ... aane ghar waalon ne kela

You served the people ... and ignored the family members

Aurat woh shola hai joh pyar se aadmi ki zindagi ko roshan kar sakti hai ... aur agar nafrat kare toh uski zindagi ko jalakar raakh kar sakti hai

A woman is that flame which can lighten a man's life with love ... but if she hates him then she can burn his life into ashes

Chandni raat, haathon mein haath ... peeche se padi baap ki laat

It was a moonlit night, her hand was in my hand ... and from behind her father kicked me

Band karo yeh yudh ... is yudh ki jeet mein bhi haar hai aur haar mein bhi haar hai

Stop this battle ... there is a loss in winning this battle and there is loss in losing as well

Aadmi aurat ko dokha dete waqt yeh bhool jaata hai ki ... jis din aurat apni aan par utar aaye woh aadmi ko jeete jee chalti phirti laash bana sakti hai

When a man cheats a woman then he forgets that ... the day a woman realizes her self-respect then she can make a man into a moving dead body

Shartein business mein hoti hai ... ghar grihasti mein nahi

Conditions are placed in business ... not in household matters

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains

Shartein business mein hoti hai ... ghar grihasti mein nahi

Conditions are placed in business ... not in household matters

Jab zulm sehne waala apna sar jhuka leta hai ... toh zulm karne waale ki taqat badh jaati hai

When the person bearing the injustice bows his head down ... then the strength of the person doing the injustice grows

Hamari country mein jab tak black nahi diya toh naya ghar nahi khareed sakte ... dahej nahi diya toh shaadi nahi hoti

In our country until you give black money you can't buy a new house ... and if you don't give dowry then a marriage can't happen

Jab koi dushman dushmani ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh pehchana jaata hai ... lekin jab koi dushman apno ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh badhe badhe dokha khakar reh jaate hai

When an enemy comes forward wearing the dress of an enemy then you can recognize him ... but when an enemy comes forward wearing the dress of one of your own then even the best of the best get tricked

Mohabbat ka naam aaj bhi mohabbat hai ... yeh na kabhi badli hai aur na kabhi badlegi

Even today the name of love is love ... it has never changed and it will never change

Girte hain sher savaar hi maidan-e-jung mein ... woh tiflya kya girega joh ghutno ke bal chale

Only fighters who rides the tigers in a battlefield have a chance of falling ... but cowards who choose to walk on their knees will never fall

Ek ladki ke jazbaat ko theek se wohi samajh sakta hai ... jisne duniya dekhi hai, zindagi dekhi hai, zindagi ke utaar-chadao dekhe hai

Only a person who has seen the world, seen life and seen the ups and downs in life ... can understand the emotions of a girl

Badhon ka yarana karane ke liye ... choton ka pyarana bahut zaroori hai

To create friendship between the elders ... it's important to get the youngsters to be in love

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Ek hi chhat ke neeche ek saath rehne waale alag ho sakte hai ... lekin ek hi ghar mein alag alag rehne waale kabhi ek saath nahi ho sakte

Those who live together under the same roof can get separated ... but those who live separately in the same house can never get together

Shaheedon ke liye aasoon nahi bahaya karte ... unka apmaan hota hai

Don't shed tears for the martyred ... they get dishonored

Ek ladki ke jazbaat ko theek se wohi samajh sakta hai ... jisne duniya dekhi hai, zindagi dekhi hai, zindagi ke utaar-chadao dekhe hai

Only a person who has seen the world, seen life and seen the ups and downs in life ... can understand the emotions of a girl

Tumhare jaise gunahgaron ke khilaf mere jaise officer ... file nahi banate ... faisla kar dete hai

Against criminals like you, officers like me ... don't make a file ... they decide the verdict

Har mumkin pehle namumkin hi hota hai ... aur har haqeeqat pehle khwaab hi hoti hai

Everything possible is initially impossible ... and everything real is initially a dream

Door se dekha toh Alia Bhatt ... paas aakar dekha toh Mahesh Bhatt

When I saw from a distance it seemed like Alia Bhatt ... but when I went closer it turned out to be Mahesh Bhatt

Aurat woh shola hai joh pyar se aadmi ki zindagi ko roshan kar sakti hai ... aur agar nafrat kare toh uski zindagi ko jalakar raakh kar sakti hai

A woman is that flame which can lighten a man's life with love ... but if she hates him then she can burn his life into ashes

Patthar par aasoon girne se, patthar pighalta nahi

A stone does not melt when tears fall on it

Agar aurat na hoti ... toh saare mard rishi hote, gyani hote

If women didn't exists ... then all men would have been knowledgeable saints

Mukadma sabooto aur gawaho se lada jaata hai ... bhashan-baazio, nautanki aur tamasho se nahi

A case is fought with proofs and witnesses ... not with speeches, drama and entertainment

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

Band karo yeh yudh ... is yudh ki jeet mein bhi haar hai aur haar mein bhi haar hai

Stop this battle ... there is a loss in winning this battle and there is loss in losing as well

Jiske paas maa hai uske paas sab kuch hai ... jiske paas maa nahi uske paas kuch bhi nahi

The one who has a mother has everything ... and the one who doesn't have a mother has nothing

You came into my house that is god's nature ... sometimes I look at you and sometimes my furniture

You came into my house that is god's nature ... sometimes I look at you and sometimes my furniture

Agar upar waale ne maut likhi hai toh zindagi kuch nahi kar sakti ... aur agar zindagi likhi hai toh maut kuch nahi kar sakti

If god has written death then life can't do anything ... and if he has written life then death can't do anything

Mohabbat ke paas business sense hi toh nahi hoti ... tabhi toh woh fayde aur nuksaan ke bare mein nahi sochti ... issi liye aam taur pe har love story tragedy par hi khatam hoti hai

Love doesn't have a business sense ... that's why it can't think about profit and loss ... and that's why usually every love story ends with a tragedy

Agar upar waale ne maut likhi hai toh zindagi kuch nahi kar sakti ... aur agar zindagi likhi hai toh maut kuch nahi kar sakti

If god has written death then life can't do anything ... and if he has written life then death can't do anything

Agar aurat na hoti ... toh saare mard rishi hote, gyani hote

If women didn't exists ... then all men would have been knowledgeable saints

Mard ki fitrat bahut ajeeb hoti hai ... behta hai toh dariya ki tarah behta hai ... lekin jab rang badalta hai toh kinaro ke saath baaki ki zameen bhi bahakar le jaata hai

The nature of men is very strange ... when he flows he flows like a river ... but when he changes his colour then along with the shores he also takes with him the rest of the land

Yeh jhoot hai judge sahab, sarasar jhoot hai ... meri statement har lafz utna hi sacha hai jitna Mahabharat aur Ramayan mein likha har lafz ... meri statement utni hi sachi aur paakh hai jitni ki meri jism par yeh vardi

Mr. Judge, this is a lie and nothing but a lie ... every word of my statement is as true as every word written in the Mahabharata and the Ramayana ... my statement is as true and pure as the uniform on my body

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

Main is kisam ki ladkiyon ko badi achchi tarah jaanta hoon ... baap decide karta hai ki kaunse school mein jaana hai ... maa decide karti hai ki kitni chotiyaan bandhni hai ... aur poori family decide karti hai ki kis ladke se shaadi karni hai

I know the girls of this type very well ... the father decides which school she will go to ... the mother decides how many plaits have to be tied ... and the entire family decides which guy will she marry

Baghavat mein teen kisam ke log hote hai ... pehla taqat ke zor pe zulm karne waala atyachari ... doosra us atyachari ke khilaf awaaz uthane waala krantikari ... aur teesra in dono ki situation ka fayda uthane waala mere jaisa vyapari

There are 3 kinds of people in a revolution ... one who does the injustice based on power ... second the revolutionist who raises his voice against the atrocity ... and third is a businessman like me who takes the benefit of the situation these two are in

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

Hamare jaise police officer ki maut par, desh ka jhanda jhuk jaata hai ... haan jis din teri maut kanoon ke haathon hogi, ek kutta bhi rone nahi aayega

When a police officer like me dies, the country's flag bows down ... but yes when you will be killed by the hands of law, not even a single dog will come to cry

Sachche aasunyon mein bahut taqat hoti hai

Real tears have a lot of strength in them

Azaadi is a song of terrorism

Freedom is a song of terrorism