Hukum ka ekka aur Ajju bhai ka mukka ... jahan pada game khatam

The ace of spades and Ajju bhai's punch ... wherever they land, the game ends there

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her

Bachpan se bhaag hi raha hoon ... pehle school se bhaaga ... bhook lagi toh roti churakar bhaaga ... bhai bana toh police se bachkar bhaaga ... jahan behetna tha wahan bhaaga, jahan chalna tha wahan bhaaga ... jahan bhaagna tha wahan kutte ke maafit bhaag hi raha hoon ... apun ki aakhi life bhaagne mein hi nikal gayi

I'm running since childhood ... first I ran away from school ... when I was hungry I stole bread and ran ... when I became a goon then I was running away from the police ... I ran where I was suppose to sit, I ran where I was suppose to walk ... and I'm running like a dog where I need to run ... my whole life has gone behind running

Jab Ajju bhai maarne pe aata hai toh gender nahi dekhta hai

When it comes to hitting then Mr. Ajju doesn't look at the gender

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

206 haddiyon ko 2006 tareeke se todhne ka experience hai apun ka

I have the experience of breaking 206 bones in 2006 different ways

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

Jab Ajju bhai maarne pe aata hai toh gender nahi dekhta hai

When it comes to hitting then Mr. Ajju doesn't look at the gender

Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

Being a character from Bangkok don't show as if you're from Haridwar

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her

Dye karne ki umar mein ladai karne nikle hai

In the age of dyeing you're trying to fight

Upar waale ne ek din inki life mein aaisa piece bheja ... joh two piece pehne huye tha

One day God sent such a beautiful piece (girl) in their life ... who was wearing a two piece (bikini)

206 haddiyon ko 2006 tareeke se todhne ka experience hai apun ka

I have the experience of breaking 206 bones in 2006 different ways

Doobara haath lagaya toh haath todhunga baad mein ... ukhaadunga pehle

If you touch me once again then I'll break your hands later ... first I'll pull them out of your body

Apun pe joh haath dalta hai ... apun uski phaad dalta hai

The one who puts a hand on me ... I tear him apart

Bachpan se bhaag hi raha hoon ... pehle school se bhaaga ... bhook lagi toh roti churakar bhaaga ... bhai bana toh police se bachkar bhaaga ... jahan behetna tha wahan bhaaga, jahan chalna tha wahan bhaaga ... jahan bhaagna tha wahan kutte ke maafit bhaag hi raha hoon ... apun ki aakhi life bhaagne mein hi nikal gayi

I'm running since childhood ... first I ran away from school ... when I was hungry I stole bread and ran ... when I became a goon then I was running away from the police ... I ran where I was suppose to sit, I ran where I was suppose to walk ... and I'm running like a dog where I need to run ... my whole life has gone behind running

Bhai muh-bola ho ya sagaa ... apun ke pyar ke beech aaya toh beech se hi cheer dalega

Be it an adopted brother or a real one ... if he comes in the middle of my love then I'll tear him open from the middle itself

Duniya mein do hi cheezon ki keemat hai ... ek zameeno ki, doosri kameeno ki

There are only two things that have a value in this world ... one land and other rascals

Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

Being a character from Bangkok don't show as if you're from Haridwar

Aaj tak hum log shareef nahi ho paaye ... yeh kya ghanta hoga!

Till today we haven't turned into good people ... what the hell will he be!

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai

People get screwed ... but you are screwed beyond limits

Apun pe joh haath dalta hai ... apun uski phaad dalta hai

The one who puts a hand on me ... I tear him apart

Jis umar mein aapko haqeemo ke saath hona chahiye ... us umar mein haseeno ke saath ... not good

The age in which you should be with doctors ... in that age you're with beautiful girls ... that's not good

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

A wife is a strange riddle ... the whole year she troubles her husband and doesn't let him live ... and then she keeps the auspicious fast and wishes for his long life

Aapki sharafat ke chakkar mein main kayde mein hoon ... varna ab tak mere khud ke do char Al-Qaiday hote

I've stayed within the rules because of your nobility ... or else I would have had two to four Al-Qaida's of my own by now

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai

People get screwed ... but you are screwed beyond limits

Aye chalte huye gas ke gubbare

Hey you, moving gas balloon

Aaj kisses ... kal misses

Kisses today and misses tomorrow

Bhagwan ka diya hua sab kuch hai ... daulat hai, shauhrat hai, izzat hai

God has given me everything ... money, wealth, respect

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

A wife is a strange riddle ... the whole year she troubles her husband and doesn't let him live ... and then she keeps the auspicious fast and wishes for his long life

Bachpan se bhaag hi raha hoon ... pehle school se bhaaga ... bhook lagi toh roti churakar bhaaga ... bhai bana toh police se bachkar bhaaga ... jahan behetna tha wahan bhaaga, jahan chalna tha wahan bhaaga ... jahan bhaagna tha wahan kutte ke maafit bhaag hi raha hoon ... apun ki aakhi life bhaagne mein hi nikal gayi

I'm running since childhood ... first I ran away from school ... when I was hungry I stole bread and ran ... when I became a goon then I was running away from the police ... I ran where I was suppose to sit, I ran where I was suppose to walk ... and I'm running like a dog where I need to run ... my whole life has gone behind running

Bhai muh-bola ho ya sagaa ... apun ke pyar ke beech aaya toh beech se hi cheer dalega

Be it an adopted brother or a real one ... if he comes in the middle of my love then I'll tear him open from the middle itself

Rishta upar waala banata hai ... neeche waale taang adhate hai

God makes the relationships ... and the people down interfere with them

Upar waale ne ek din inki life mein aaisa piece bheja ... joh two piece pehne huye tha

One day God sent such a beautiful piece (girl) in their life ... who was wearing a two piece (bikini)

Jab baat ek shareef aadmi ki izzat ki aati hai na ... toh usse bada gunda koi nahi hota

When it comes to the dignity of a honest man ... then there is no bigger goon than him

Mooh se awaaz nikaali toh body se jaan nikaal doonga

If you make any noise from your mouth then I'll remove the life from your body