Men Dialogues

(Main tera sar phod doongi) ... Arre phod de chahe gaud mein rakh ... ab toh mundi bhi tumhari hai aur munda bhi tumhara

(I'll break your head) ... You may break it or keep it in your lap ... now the head is yours and also the boy

Aurat woh khushboo hai joh aadmi ki zindagi ko mehka deti hai

A woman is a fragrance that enhances the life of a man

Mard ki fitrat bahut ajeeb hoti hai ... behta hai toh dariya ki tarah behta hai ... lekin jab rang badalta hai toh kinaro ke saath baaki ki zameen bhi bahakar le jaata hai

The nature of men is very strange ... when he flows he flows like a river ... but when he changes his colour then along with the shores he also takes with him the rest of the land

Happily married? ... aadmi ya toh sirf happy ho sakta hai ya married ... dono cheezein ekhatti nahi ho sakti ... impossible

Happily married? ... either a man can be happy or married ... both things can't happen together ... impossible

Yahi toh kiya hai tum jaise mardon ne hum jaisi auraton ke saath ... kabhi kook mein hi maar dala toh kabhi pehda hote hi ... yeh kaisi ajeeb parampara hai tum logon ki ... sab kuch tumhare naam ka ... maang meri sindoor tumhare naam ka, gala mera mangalsutra tumhare naam ka, kalai meri chudiyan tumhare naam ki ... yahan tak ki kook meri, khoon mera, doodh mera aur bacha tumhare naam ka ... sab kuch tumhare naam ka ... phir yeh batao aakhir tumhare paas kya hai mere naam ka?

This is what men like you have done to women like me ... sometimes you kill us when we are in the womb and sometimes just after we are born ... what kind of tradition you guys have ... where everything is in your name ... the hair parting is mine but the vermilion powder is in your name, the neck is mine but the wedding necklace is in your name, the wrist is mine but the bangles are in your name ... infact even the womb, blood, milk all are mine but the child is in your name ... everything is in your name ... now tell me what do you have in my name?

Ladka hai, ladka hai Sir ... lekin Hindustani nahin hai

He is a boy, he is a boy Sir ... but not an Indian

Ladke pappu hote hai ... pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega

Boys are like kids ... show them a lollipop, and they will themselves come under control

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!

You are not a man ... you're a great man!

Mard tab tak hi mard hota hai jab tak aurat usse mard samajhti hai

A man is a man only until a woman considers him to be a man

Naari nahi toh nar nahi ... aurat nahi toh ghar nahi

Men don't exist without women ... and a home doesn't exist without a wife