Men Dialogues

Ek mard pita banta hai bache ke pehda hone ke baad ... magar ek aurat tabhi maa banti hai jab bacha uske garb mein aata hai

A man becomes a father after the child is born ... but a woman becomes a mother right when the child is conceived in her womb

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

A dog's tail and a man's mind ... can never be straight

Ek aurat ke liye pyar karne mein aur uska izhaar karne mein koi farak nahi hai ... lekin mardon ke liye pyar karna bahut aasaan hai, pyar ka izhaar karna bahut mushkil

For a woman there is no difference between loving and expressing love ... but for a man loving is very easy, but expressing love is very hard

Aurat woh shola hai joh pyar se aadmi ki zindagi ko roshan kar sakti hai ... aur agar nafrat kare toh uski zindagi ko jalakar raakh kar sakti hai

A woman is that flame which can lighten a man's life with love ... but if she hates him then she can burn his life into ashes

Jab aurat lachaar ho jaati hai toh pesha karne lagti hai ... aur jab mard kamzor ban jaata hai toh tum jaisa mujrim aur baimaan ho jaata hai

When a woman becomes helpless then she sells herself ... and when a man becomes weak then he becomes a criminal and cheat like you

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Boys are of women ... I need men, men

Je mard joh hote hai na, je money plant ke paudhe ki tarah hote hai ... har waqt pani ke sang sang inko disha bhi dikhani padti hai ... varna bhatak jaate hai

Men are like a money plant ... all the time along with water you have to show them the direction as well ... or else they get lost

Kabhi aadmi leke nikalta hai, kabhi kutte leke ... akele nikla kar ... mard hone ka ehsaas ho jayega

Sometimes you leave with men, sometimes you leave with dogs ... try leaving alone ... you will realize what a man is

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

Agar ladki akeli ho aur woh bhi aap jaisi khoobsurat ... toh badmaash toh kya, hum jaise sharif bhi aap par toot pade

If a girl is alone and that to as beautiful as you ... then forget the bad guys, even decent guys like me will jump on you

Yeh ladkiyan bhi na yaar sab samajhti hai ... par pata nahi hum ladkon ko kya samajhti hai

These girls understand everything ... but I don't know what do they think, what we boys are

Jab aurat ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko baantene mein kharch kar deti hai ... aur jab mard ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko sametne mein

When the heart of a woman breaks, then she spends her entire life distributing those broken pieces ... and when the heart of a man breaks, then he spends his entire life collecting those broken pieces

Daulat, izzat, shohrat ke samne hum aadmi bhale hi jhuk jaye ... par kehte hai ek aurat ka dil kabhi nahi jhukta

We men bow down in front of money, respect, wealth ... but it is said that a woman's heart never bows down

Mard ki taqat uski aankhon mein hoti hai ... lekin aurat ki taqat uski zubaan hoti hai

The strength of a man lies in his eyes ... but the strength of a woman are her words

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Where there is a boy and a girl ... there will be a fight

Mujhe toh yahan har mard ki nazar mein sirf bhook aur havas nazar aati hai ... lekin Arjun ki nazar mein mujhe imaan aur izzat nazar aati hai

Here in every mans eyes I see only hunger and greed ... but in Arjun's eyes I see faith and respect

Half hour man bleeding like woman ... they straight dying

If a man bleeds like a woman for even half an hour ... then he's straight going to die

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

In Delhi every man roaming in the night is a hunter

Nar ka naari se, phool ka phulwari se aur mandir ka pujari se hamesha ek hi naata rehta hai ... aur uska naam hai dharam

The relationship of a man with a woman, of a flower with a garden and of a temple with a priest is always only one ... and the name of that is duty

Agar aurat na hoti ... toh saare mard rishi hote, gyani hote

If women didn't exists ... then all men would have been knowledgeable saints