Men Dialogues

Aadmi ka dhyan paana ho ... toh usse dhyan mat do

If you want to get a man's attention ... then don't give him attention

Aaj tak hum sab log ek galat direction mein effort karte rahe hai ... we should save our boys, not our girls ... because if we save our boys then our girls will be safe

Till today we all have given our efforts in the wrong direction ... we should save our boys, not our girls ... because if we save our boys then our girls will be safe

Mard ko abaad bhi aurat karti hai aur barbaad bhi aurat karti hai

A man succeeds because of a woman and a man gets destroyed because of a woman

Aurat woh haseen paheli hai jisse samajhne ke liye insaan baar baar galati karta hai ... magar phir bhi samajh nahi paata

A woman is that beautiful riddle which a man tries to solve and makes a mistake multiple times ... but still he is not able to solve it

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

99% girls get the guy of their choice ... but 99% boys never get the girl of their choice

Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai

Men die of a heart attack ... because they have a heart

Duniya mein do tarah ke mard hote hai ... ek joh kabhi mauke par saath nahi dete ... aur ek joh mauka dhoondte rehte hai

There are 2 types of men in the world ... one who never stand by when a chance comes ... and one who keep looking for a chance

Auraton par kabhi yakeen mat karna ... mardon ke liye woh maut hoti hai ... kubool kare toh shohar banakar maarti hai ... thukra de toh deewana banakar

Don't ever trust women ... they are death for the men ... if they accept you then they will kill you as a husband ... and if not then as a lover

Agar koi mard kisi doosri aurat ko nahi dekhta hai toh phir woh dikhava kar raha hai ... ya phir uski biwi usse yeh dikhava karne par majboor kar rahi hai

If a man doesn't look at another woman then he is pretending ... or else his wife is compelling him to pretend that way

Dard aur mard mein da aur ma ka farak hota hai ... da aur ma bole toh, Dum

The difference between distress and man is D and M ... D and M means, Dum (courage)

Hormones ko koi farak nahi padta aadmi hai ya aurat hai ... discrimination na tum jaise log karte ho society mein

Hormones don't care if it's a man or a woman ... it's people like you who discriminate in the society

Maidan mein khule sher ka samna karoge ... tumhare mard hone ki galatphami door ho jayegi

If you confront a free tiger in a ground ... your mistake of believing that you are a man will be corrected

Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

A boyfriend is scared of his girlfriend, girlfriend is scared of a cockroach, cockroach is scared of a mouse, mouse is scared of a cat, cat is scared of a dog, dog is scared of a man ... and man is scared of a woman ... just like a villain is scared of the hero

Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai

Marriage is the price that a man pays for sex ... and sex is the price that a woman pays for marriage

Aap ek launda bata do hum mein duniya mein, ek launda ... jisne ladki ko dekh ke pehli bari mein bol diya ho ki matlab ... kya ladki hai na ... kaash yeh meri behen hoti

Show me one guy in this world ... who when sees a girl for the first time and says that ... what a great girl is she ... I wish she was my sister

Mard tayaari nahi karte ... hamesha tayaar rehte hai

Men don't do preparations ... they are always ready

Sharaab aur juae ke narak se aadmi ko vapas laya ja sakta hai ... lekin agar mard kisi doosri aurat ke pallu se band jaye ... toh usse sindoor aur mangalsutra bhi vapas nahi la payenge

A man can be brought back from the hell of alcohol and gambling ... but if a man gets attached to a second woman ... then even vermilion and the wedding necklace will not be able to bring him back

Mard ke sar ke baal white ho sakte hai, lekin dil ke nahi

A man's hair on his head can turn white, but not the hair on his heart

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

In this world there are 3 things for which one needs to turn their finger to remove it out ... clarified butter from its container ... illegal colony ... and fun from married men

Mard ki zillat aurat ke balatkaar se zyada sharamnak hoti hai

Humiliation for a man is more shameless than the rape of a woman