Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

If you have college then I have knowledge

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

If passion is there then confidence is there ... if bird is there then birds nest is there ... if Harsha is there then Bhogle is there ... if Asha is there then Bhosle is there

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Hey you cap of Zandu Balm (ointment bottle)

Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

You beggar of top standards, stinking vegetable ... you are a dirty illness

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Even God is hardly 2 or 3 days elder to you

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Everything that shines is not gold ... every footballer is not Maradona ... and every soap in not Rexona

Itni goliyan maroonga, itni goliyan maroonga ... ki atma bhi confuse ho jayegi kidhar se niklon

I will fire so many bullets on you, so many bullets ... that even your soul will get confused where to leave from

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

If you have college then I have knowledge

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai

Uncle aunty's wedding ... it sounds so odd

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Even God is hardly 2 or 3 days elder to you

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Hey you cap of Zandu Balm (ointment bottle)

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai

Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes in the basement

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll

Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi

Hey, say fast ... the movie will get over

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai

Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes in the basement

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

To pee ... one has to himself drop his pants

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

By naming a dog Masakali ... that dog doesn't become a pigeon

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai

Uncle aunty's wedding ... it sounds so odd

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Everything that shines is not gold ... every footballer is not Maradona ... and every soap in not Rexona

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

By naming a dog Masakali ... that dog doesn't become a pigeon

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

A man like this, falls in life only for two reasons ... either his shoe lace is open ... or if he is characterless

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

If passion is there then confidence is there ... if bird is there then birds nest is there ... if Harsha is there then Bhogle is there ... if Asha is there then Bhosle is there

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

You are our pillar, and our change from the lost and found memory ... you are our Johnny, and you are our Lever

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

You are our pillar, and our change from the lost and found memory ... you are our Johnny, and you are our Lever

Saale luche, tuche ... bazaaru mohalle ke guche

Bloody naughty swine ... you are the product of a cheap market

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai

You are an angel not a human ... you are cafe Barista

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

To pee ... one has to himself drop his pants

Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

You beggar of top standards, stinking vegetable ... you are a dirty illness

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

A man like this, falls in life only for two reasons ... either his shoe lace is open ... or if he is characterless

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai

Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes in the basement

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll

Main apna atmasaman girake ... yeh samaan nahi uthaonga

I will not drop my dignity ... to pickup this luggage

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

A family member ruins his own house ... a fashion designer bathes nude ... and Jayasuriya goes to Sri Lanka