Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai
Copy Hindi DialogueWomen are like the virus from the internet ... first they enter a man's life ... then after scanning his heart and mind ... the transfer all his happiness, all his freedom, all his bank balance into their account ... and instead of that do you know what do they download in the man's account ... (what?) ... tension, yearning, suffocation, restlessness, fussiness, kids ... and then they leave deleting the smile from his face and hanging him forever
Copy English DialogueItna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi
Copy Hindi DialogueIf you download such a heavy software ... then all their hard disk will crash
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareI love you to the square of infinity
Copy Hindi DialogueI love you to the square of infinity
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareMain dikhta ek insaan hoon par hoon ek machine
Copy Hindi DialogueI look like a human but I am a machine
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareKehte hai har saat saal mein insaan ke body cells badal jaate hai ... iska matlab insaan poora ka poora naya ho jaata hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi insaan ko badalne mein kuch din hi kaafi hote hai
Copy Hindi DialogueIt's said that the human body cells change every 7 years ... which means that a person changes completely ... but sometimes only a few days are enough for a person to change
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareBaki sab ke liye Google hai
Copy Hindi DialogueFor everything else there is Google
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareWoh obviously computer aur mobile jaanti hai, par roz mannat maangti hai ... kaam mein zimmedar hai, par sabse pehle pariwar hai ... woh sajhti bhi hai, savarti bhi hai, aankhen tezz taraar hai ... par uski muskaan uska sabse bada shringar hai ... honestly I tell you surat bhi hai, khoobsurat bhi hai ... woh Gorakhpur ki Geeta toh hai, par pal bhar mein Bombay ki bombshell bhi ban sakti hai
Copy Hindi DialogueShe obviously knows computer and mobile, but still she wishes everyday ... she is responsible in her work, but still family comes first ... she even dresses up, she even adorns, and has sharp eyes ... but her smile is her biggest enrichment ... honestly I tell you she also has a good face and she is also beautiful ... she is Geeta from Gorakhpur, but in a moment she can become a bombshell of Bombay
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareAlpha, beta, gamma, theta ... joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta
Copy Hindi DialogueAlpha, beta, gamma, theta ... the one who is sexy will win
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareLife koi keyboard ka shortcut nahi hai ... isse Google nahi ... experience kiya jaata hai
Copy Hindi DialogueLife is not a keyboard shortcut ... don't Google it ... experience it
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareThe difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year
Copy Hindi DialogueThe difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year
Copy English Dialogue View & SharePolitics mein sahi galat ka koi barometer nahi hota ... joh sahi hai woh sahi hai ... aur joh galat hai woh bhi sahi hai
Copy Hindi DialogueIn politics there is no barometer for right or wrong ... what is right is right ... and what is wrong is also right
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