Technology and science Dialogues

Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi

If you download such a heavy software ... then all their hard disk will crash

I love you to the square of infinity

I love you to the square of infinity

Main dikhta ek insaan hoon par hoon ek machine

I look like a human but I am a machine

Kehte hai har saat saal mein insaan ke body cells badal jaate hai ... iska matlab insaan poora ka poora naya ho jaata hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi insaan ko badalne mein kuch din hi kaafi hote hai

It's said that the human body cells change every 7 years ... which means that a person changes completely ... but sometimes only a few days are enough for a person to change

Baki sab ke liye Google hai

For everything else there is Google

Woh obviously computer aur mobile jaanti hai, par roz mannat maangti hai ... kaam mein zimmedar hai, par sabse pehle pariwar hai ... woh sajhti bhi hai, savarti bhi hai, aankhen tezz taraar hai ... par uski muskaan uska sabse bada shringar hai ... honestly I tell you surat bhi hai, khoobsurat bhi hai ... woh Gorakhpur ki Geeta toh hai, par pal bhar mein Bombay ki bombshell bhi ban sakti hai

She obviously knows computer and mobile, but still she wishes everyday ... she is responsible in her work, but still family comes first ... she even dresses up, she even adorns, and has sharp eyes ... but her smile is her biggest enrichment ... honestly I tell you she also has a good face and she is also beautiful ... she is Geeta from Gorakhpur, but in a moment she can become a bombshell of Bombay

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... the one who is sexy will win

Life koi keyboard ka shortcut nahi hai ... isse Google nahi ... experience kiya jaata hai

Life is not a keyboard shortcut ... don't Google it ... experience it

Politics mein sahi galat ka koi barometer nahi hota ... joh sahi hai woh sahi hai ... aur joh galat hai woh bhi sahi hai

In politics there is no barometer for right or wrong ... what is right is right ... and what is wrong is also right

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge

Am I an universal charger ... which can be inserted anywhere

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

Love wave ka signal pakad, receiver utha, aankrede ghuma ... uske dil ki ghanti bajhegi dekhna

Catch the signal of the wave of love, pick up the receiver, turn the numbers ... and it will ring a bell in her heart

Physics bolta hai ... two negatives make one positive ... economics bhi bolta hai ... akele mein loss karne se behtar hai, profit sharing karlo ... aur moral science bhi bolta hai ... united we stand and divided we fall ... history mein bhi kaha hai ... gore log India se tab bhaage jab hum log ek the

Physics says that ... two negatives make one positive ... economics says that ... better than taking a loss all by yourself, is to share the profit ... moral science says that ... united we stand and divided we fall ... and even history says that ... the British left India only when we became one

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

I will make you disappear such that even Google.com won't be able to find you

Main aaisa game banaonga ... jis mein villain kabhi nahin harega

I will make such a game ... in which a villain never loses

Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

In love there is chemistry and in sex there is physics

Jab sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen aur hydrogen in chaaron ko ek cylinder mein bhar do na ... toh choola nahi ghar jalta hai ... blast hota hai blast

When you add sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen all four together in a cylinder ... then a stove doesn't burn, but the whole house burns down ... it's a total blast

Cellphone patni ke jaise hai ... na ho toh chale nahi aur hai toh khush nahi

A cellphone is like a wife ... you can't live without one and you're not happy when you have one

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Once a man hangs up then forget a female ... he is not even fit for an e-mail