Women Dialogues

Pehli baar jana ki chudi bhari kalaiyon ka matlab suhaag hota hai ... pehli baar jana ki subah ghar se nikle mard ke lautte kadamo ki aahat sunane ki koshish ko intezar kehte hai ... pehli baar jana ki biwi kehlane se hi aurat ke jism mein rooh padti hai

For the first time I understood that a wrist full of bangles means to be married ... for the first time I understood that trying to listen to the footsteps of a man returning back home is called as waiting ... for the first time I understood that only when a woman is called a wife, a soul enters her body

Jab ek tota tumhare samne sakshaat khadi ho ... toh uske bolne aur actually bolne ke beech ke pause mein na mahino nikal sakte hai

When a beautiful girl is herself standing in front of you ... then the pause between her speaking and her actually saying something can feel like months

Ladki aur rocket insaan ko kahin bhi le ja sakte hai

A girl and a rocket can take a person anywhere

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

It's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man

Kothe ki dehleez par aag hoti hai ... us par pair rakhte hi ladki ki izzat jal jaati hai ... aur woh izzatdar se tawaif ban jaati hai

There is fire on the threshold of a brothel ... and a girl's honour burns when she steps on it ... and she turns from a respected person into a prostitute

Auratein apne pati ko apna bhagwan maanti hai ... aur main woh khushnaseeb hoon joh apne bhagwan ko apna pati banane ja rahi hoon

Women consider their husband as their god ... and I am that lucky person who is going to make her god as her husband

Aurat maa ban sakti hai, behan ban sakti hai, biwi ban sakti hai ... lekin dost kabhi nahi ... aur jab woh dost ban jaati hai toh badi khatarnak hoti hai

A woman can become a mother, a sister, a wife ... but she can never become a friend ... and if she becomes a friend then she's very dangerous

Aurat ki sundarta aur jawaani ka mehatva tabhi hai ... jab us mein mard ko rijhane ki adayein ho ... patthar ko pighlane waale husn ka jaadu ho

The beauty and youth of a woman has value only when ... she has the style of pleasing a man ... she has the magical body that could melt a stone

Bin byahi ladki ka dil toh hota hi hai aaine ki tarah hai ... joh bhi samne padh jaata hai, ussi ki parchai us mein dikhne lagti hai ... lekin shaadi ke baad woh parchai tasveer mein badal jaati hai ... pati ki tasveer

The heart of an unmarried woman is like a mirror ... the one who falls in front of her, their shadow is seen in her ... but after marriage that shadow turns into a photo ... the photo of her husband

Aadmi ki maut aur aurat ki saut ... ek baar gale padh jaye toh peecha nahi chhodti

A persons death and a woman's co-wife ... don't leave you alone, once they stick to you

Mitti ka gaar toot ke judh sakta hai ... par yaad rakhna stree ki laaj ka seecha ek baar toot jaaye, toh kabhi nahi judh sakta

A pot made from mud can be fixed if it breaks ... but remember once the honour of a woman breaks, then it can never be fixed

Auraton ke taanon se toh barf se bhi sholay uthne lagte hai

When women taunt, embers come out even from the ice

Opposition ho ya kaliyan ... masalne ke mood mein hum hamesha rehte hai

Be it opposition or girls ... I'm always in the mood of crushing

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands

Aurat zindagi mein ek hi baar, ek hi mard ko apna kehti hai

Only once in life a woman calls a man as her own

Life mein teen cheezon ke peeche khabi nahi bhagna chahiye ... bus, train aur chokri ... ek gayi doosri aati hai

In life you should never run behind 3 things ... bus, train and girl ... one goes another one comes

Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend

In every girl's life there comes a moment when she realises that now her life ... will not work without a driver, a bodyguard, a servant and an ATM machine ... and since every girl can't afford all of this ... that's why girls look for a boyfriend

Pati ka mann jeetne ke liye stri ka jhukna hi stri ki jeet hai

A woman bowing down to win her husband's heart is victory for the woman

Joh mard apne pyar ke bandhan ki hifazat nahi kar sakta, woh mard nahi ... joh aurat apne pyar ke bandhan ko todna chahti hai, woh aurat nahi

A man who cannot protect his bond of love, is not a man ... and a woman who wants to break her bond of love, is not a woman

Dosti aur ladki mein hamesha ladki jeet'ti hai

Between friendship and a girl, the girl always wins