Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

George Michael ka pata nahi ... but have faith in me

I don't know about George Michael ... but have faith in me

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Just by saying oye oye a student doesn't become a teacher ... and just by barking a dog doesn't become a swine

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Loan me a kiss ... and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Just by saying oye oye a student doesn't become a teacher ... and just by barking a dog doesn't become a swine

George Michael ka pata nahi ... but have faith in me

I don't know about George Michael ... but have faith in me

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

When my dad goes crazy ... then I get scared

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

Lagta hai dieting tumne shuru ki thi ... band karna bhool gaye

Looks like you started to diet ... but forgot to end

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

You mannerless, with the boss being present ... why will the driver drive the car

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Loan me a kiss ... and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex

Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi ... mehndi laga li hai

I am not sure about Daler ... but I've applied henna in your name

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

When my dad goes crazy ... then I get scared

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Kyun thak re ho?

Why are you getting tired?

Slumdog ka pata nahi ... lekin yeh kisi millionaire ka ghar lagta hai

I don't know about Slumdog ... but this looks like a millionaire's house

Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

You mannerless, with the boss being present ... why will the driver drive the car

Beauty beauty beauty ... beti beti beti

Beauty beauty beauty ... daughter daughter daughter

You have bloody piles in your brains

You have bloody piles in your brains

BBC ka pata nahi ... but I've got news for you

I don't know about BBC ... but I've got news for you

Slumdog ka pata nahi ... lekin yeh kisi millionaire ka ghar lagta hai

I don't know about Slumdog ... but this looks like a millionaire's house

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Jin sar pe ho Waheguru ji ka haath ... woh banate hai London ko Dhobi Ghat

Those who have the hands of God on them ... they turn London into Dhobi Ghat

Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon

This is my father ... and I am his sin

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi ... mehndi laga li hai

I am not sure about Daler ... but I've applied henna in your name

Jin sar pe ho Waheguru ji ka haath ... woh banate hai London ko Dhobi Ghat

Those who have the hands of God on them ... they turn London into Dhobi Ghat

Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon

This is my father ... and I am his sin

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Loan me a kiss ... and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex

Beauty beauty beauty ... beti beti beti

Beauty beauty beauty ... daughter daughter daughter

Chillar ka pata nahi ... lekin mujh mein change aa gaya hai

I don't know about coins ... but there has been a change in me

Najayaz are born out of love ... real sons out of duty

Illegitimate kids are born out of love ... real sons out of duty

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Just by saying oye oye a student doesn't become a teacher ... and just by barking a dog doesn't become a swine

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom