Naye naye chaku ki dhaar bahut tezz aur vaar bahut gehra hota hai

A new knife's edge is very sharp and the wounds from it are very deep

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Mr.Chaube from the word bastard I remember ... how is your father doing these days?

Aaj ke baad agar tune mere dost ki taraf aankh bhi uthakar dekha ... toh Yamuna mein pani nahi ... tera khoon bahega

From today even if you look at my friend ... then your blood will flow in the Yamuna (river) ... and not water

Gundon se nipatne ke liye fauj ki nahi, himmat ki zaroorat padti hai

To deal with goons one needs to have courage, not an army

Utna hi maaro ... jitna ki khud bardaash kar sako

Only hit me to the limit ... that you can bear yourself

Mere parivar se ulajhne se pehle mere baare mein jaan lete ... toh achcha hota

It would have been better ... if you would have learnt about me, before you clashed with family

Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

A common man is a sleeping lion ... don't disturb him ... because if he wakes up then he will destroy everything

Sudhar jao ... varna agar hum sudhaarne par utar aaye ... toh bahut nuksaan ho jayega

Change yourself ... or else if I have to bring the change in you ... then there will be a lot of damage

Aapne yeh toh suna hoga ki ghee tedhi ungli se nikalta hai ... magar shayad yeh nahi suna ki sach bandh mukke se nikalta hai

You must have heard that you can extract clarified butter with a twisted finger ... but you must have not heard that you can extract the truth with a fist

Jab goli nishane par lagti hai toh apne seene se nikalti hai ... apno ke kaleje ko cheer deti hai

When a bullet hits the target then it comes out of our body ... but it tears apart the heart of our dear ones

Dukh mein peeyo daru, sukh mein peeyo soup ... ameer aadmi ki party mein, gareeb aadmi chup

Drink alcohol when you're sad, drink soup when you're happy ... a poor man stays quiet in a rich man's party

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se

I will make so many holes in you ... that you will be confused from where to breathe ... and from where to fart

Daayan haath jeb mein rakh lo seth ... varna zindagi bhar aapko baayen haath se khana, khana padega

Keep your right hand in the pocket ... otherwise you'll have to eat food with your left hand for the entire life

Tujhe har goli ka hisaab dena parta hai ... main jitni bhi chalaon ... mujhe koi hisaab nahin dena parta

You have to give an account for every bullet ... no matter how many I fire ... I don't have to give any account

Joh tumhari tarah shaadi ke chakkar mein phaste hai ... woh phir hamari tarah nahi haste hai

People who get stuck in the circle of marriage ... they don't laugh like me

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya

Oh uncle, I have become an uncle

Main ek pindari hoon ... ladna hamara karm hai, aur jeetna hamara dharm ... chahe woh desh ke liye ho, ya pyar ke liye

I am a free army man ... fighting is my karma, and winning is my religion ... be it for country, or love

Inhe sirf todna aata hai bhook ke naam par, lalach ke naam par, bhasha ke naam par ... aur hum mein sirf batna aata hai dharm ke naam par, jaat ke naam par, raj ke naam par, raja ke naam par

They only know to break in the name of hunger, in the name of greed, in the name of language ... and we only know how to divide in the name of religion, in the name of caste, in the name of rule, in the name of the king

Meri ek khasiyat hai ki main maarta kam hoon ... aur ghaseet-ta zyada hoon

I have a speciality that I hit less ... and I drag more

Hamare Hindustani culture mein ek aur baat kehte hai ... ki pehle pyar se samajhao, phir sharafat se samajhao, phir baat se samajhao ... aur jab samajh mein nahi aaya na toh thapad se aur phir laat se

In our Indian culture we say one thing that ... first make them understand with love, then make them understand politely, then make them understand with words ... and if they still don't understand then use slaps and kicks

Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai

I don't request ... I only say it once ... and it becomes full and final

Abhi toh sirf teen inch ghusaya hai ... agar ab koi aage bada ... toh uske bladder ki jagah phephada hoga aur liver ki jagah kidney

I've only pushed it in three inches so far ... now if anyone steps forward ... then his lung will be in place of his bladder and his kidney will be in place of his liver

Dukh mein peeyo daru, sukh mein peeyo soup ... ameer aadmi ki party mein, gareeb aadmi chup

Drink alcohol when you're sad, drink soup when you're happy ... a poor man stays quiet in a rich man's party

Main ek bodyguard hoon ... meri duty ke ilawa na mujhe kuch dikhai deta hai, na mujhe kuch sunai deta hai

I am a bodyguard ... other than my duty I can't see anything, nor can't I hear anything

Jiske aage ho Ali aur peeche Bajrangbali ... uska kya ukhaadega Bali ya Baahubali

The one who has prophet Muhammad in front of him and Lord Hanuman behind him ... he can't be destroyed even by the great ones

Main mere desh ke liye jaan de sakta hoon ... aur pyar ke liye jaan le sakta hoon

I can give my life for my country ... and can take a life for love

Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana ... joh pakda gaya woh chor hai aur joh bach gaya woh sayana

Everyone is a fan of stolen mangoes ... the one who gets caught is a thief and the one who escapes is a smart person

Apne guroor ko zinda rakhne ke liye ... hamari masoom mohabbat par apni dushmani ka aaisa koi kila mat bandiye ... jiski buniyaad aapko khoon ki nadiyon par rakhni padhe

To keep your pride alive ... don't tie any fort of animosity on our innocent love ... the foundation of which you have to lay on the rivers of blood

Tere vaaste ek lakh jawaniyan ... par yeh jawani desh ke liye

For you I have one hundred thousand lives ... but this life is for the country

Style sikhaya ja sakta hai ... saadgi yah simplicity nahi

You can teach style ... but not plainness and simplicity

Kutta jab gaadi ke peeche bhaagta hai toh ... usko gaadi khareedni hai yah chalani hoti hai?

When a dog runs behind a car then ... does he want to buy the car or drive it?

Ravan ke saare paap karenge zero ... maryada purushottam hamare hero

He will turn the sins of Ravana into zero ... our great Lord Ram as a hero

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Are you coming for the 9 to 12 show?

Main tumhari pungi bajaonga!

I will destroy you!

Style sikhaya ja sakta hai ... saadgi yah simplicity nahi

You can teach style ... but not plainness and simplicity

Apne guroor ko zinda rakhne ke liye ... hamari masoom mohabbat par apni dushmani ka aaisa koi kila mat bandiye ... jiski buniyaad aapko khoon ki nadiyon par rakhni padhe

To keep your pride alive ... don't tie any fort of animosity on our innocent love ... the foundation of which you have to lay on the rivers of blood

Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai

When I try to ask you something you stop me ... and when I keep quiet you invoke me

Jahan se bhi pakadta hoon ... paanch ser gosht nikaal leta hoon

From wherever I'll hold you ... I'll remove 5 gms of flesh from there

Jiske aage ho Ali aur peeche Bajrangbali ... uska kya ukhaadega Bali ya Baahubali

The one who has prophet Muhammad in front of him and Lord Hanuman behind him ... he can't be destroyed even by the great ones

Is umar mein jab haddiyan tootti hai ... toh badi mushkil se judti hai

In this age when bones break ... then it is very hard to join them together

Aap thank you mat kahiye ... instead teen logon ki madad ki jiye aap ... aur un teeno se kehna ki woh teen aur ki madad karen ... duniya badal jayegi

Don't say thank you ... instead you help three people ... and ask those three people to help three others ... the world will change

Har cheez karo limit ke andar ... lekin pyar limit ke bahut baahar

Do everything within the limit ... but love totally out of limit

Yakeen ek tubelight ki tarah hota hai ... der se jalta hai ... lekin jab jalta hai, toh full light kar deta hai

Faith is like a tubelight ... it takes time to light up ... but once it lights up, then it illuminates everything around us

Is napunsak samaaj mein antim vijay ... sada asatya, adharm aur anyaay ki hi hoti hai

In this impotent society the victory in the end ... is always of lies, immorality and injustice

Filmy gaane gayega toh paise kamayega ... varna upar waale ke naam par bhookha marr jayega

If you sing songs from the movies then you'll make money ... or else you will die hungry in the name of god

Ghar waalon ke aasoon pochne ka ek hi tarika hai ... ki hamare aasoon nahi nikle

There is only one way to wipe the tears of family members ... that our tears should not shed

Hamara Constitution karam pradhaan hai ... dharam pradhaan nahi

Our Constitution is based on deeds ... it is not based on religion

Yeh zindagi ki race ke jhatke hai ... yeh pehda hone se pehle shuru hote hai ... aur na marne ke baad khatam hote hai

These are the jerks of the race of life ... they start even before one is born ... and they don't end even after death

Tere vaaste ek lakh jawaniyan ... par yeh jawani desh ke liye

For you I have one hundred thousand lives ... but this life is for the country

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya

Oh uncle, I have become an uncle

Maarenge bhi hum aur bachayenge bhi hum ... yeh tumhari aatma dekhegi aur ghanta kuch nahi kar payegi

I'll hit you and I'll save you as well ... your soul will watch all this and hell it won't be able to do anything

Is napunsak samaaj mein antim vijay ... sada asatya, adharm aur anyaay ki hi hoti hai

In this impotent society the victory in the end ... is always of lies, immorality and injustice

Udaas hona, yun akele mein rona ... is injurious to health, sehat ke liye hanikarak hota hai

To be sad and crying in alone ... is injurious to health

Jab ek aurat se itna dukh utha liya ... toh doosri aurat se thoda sa sukh uthana yaar

Since you've taken so much grief from one woman ... hence take a little bit of enjoyment from another woman

Jab koi tumhe touch karta hai na ... toh main bahut touchy ho jaata hoon

When someone touches you ... then I become very touchy

Hum yahan ke Robinhood hai ... Robinhood Pandey

I am the Robinhood over here ... Robinhood Pandey

Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

I want a truly shrewd, bitchy and smart wife

Rishtey ko mazboot hona chahiye ... majboor nahi

A relationship should be strong ... not helpless

Police waale ko thokne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai? ... ikkis saal jail aur thukkai alag se ... aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe thokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahaduri ka medal bhi

Do you what punishment one gets to kill a cop? ... beating and twenty years in jail ... and if the same cop kills you, then he will get a promotion and even a medal of bravery

Koi tumhe tab tak nahi hara sakta ... jab tak tum khud se na haar jao

No one can defeat you until ... you lose to yourself

Agar tere paas nafrat ki taqat hai ... toh mere paas ab mohabbat ki shakti hai

If you have the strength of hatred ... then now I have the power of love

Ghar bada ho ya chota ... ghar mein rehne waalo ka dil bada hona chahiye

It doesn't matter if the house is big or small ... what matters is that the people who live in it must have a big heart

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Hey you (God) with the blue umbrella, if you are there then listen to my complaint ... in this world there are so many girls ... atleast select one for me, atleast one

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se

I will make so many holes in you ... that you will be confused from where to breathe ... and from where to fart

Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

A common man is a sleeping lion ... don't disturb him ... because if he wakes up then he will destroy everything

Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi

I am in the heart, but I am hard to understand ... I come wearing a pant, but not a shirt ... I come on a bicycle, and not in a car ... and listen I come wearing a loincloth, but not shorts

Jab goli nishane par lagti hai toh apne seene se nikalti hai ... apno ke kaleje ko cheer deti hai

When a bullet hits the target then it comes out of our body ... but it tears apart the heart of our dear ones

Hamara desh ek sone ki chidiya hai, jise aap log bech-bechkar, bech-bechkar apne pet mein dharna chahte ho ... phat jayega pet, mooh mein nahi aayegi chidiya ... kyun ki ab woh chidiya baaz ban chuki hai ... joh aapko noch-nochke, noch-nochke kha jayegi

Our country is a golden bird which you guys have sold to feed your stomach ... your stomach will blow up, but this bird will not come in your mouth ... because now that bird has become an eagle ... who will tear you into pieces and eat you

Yeh sher boodha zaroor ho gaya hai ... lekin shikaar karna nahi bhoola

This lion may have become old ... but he hasn't forgotten how to hunt

Teri liye no chargesheet sirf D-final ... yani death final

There will be no chargesheet for you, only D-final ... meaning death final

Asli pehalwan ki pehchaan akhade mein nahi, zindagi mein hove hai ... taki jab zindagi tumhe patke toh tum phir khade ho ... aur aaisa daanv maro ki zindagi chitt ho jaye

A true fighter can be identified in life, and not in a fighting ring ... so that you get up again when life pushes you down ... and then play in such a way that life gets defeated

Agar isko laga daala ... toh life jhingalala

If I am able to convince her ... then life will be great

Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

I am one of those people ... who can kill a fish by drowning it

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Son if you like chewing tobacco so much then make one more friend ... it will help to pickup your coffin

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

I will make you disappear such that even Google.com won't be able to find you

Jab tak in ameeron ki bheje mein ghusi hui daulat ki garmi ko nahi nikala jayega ... tab tak yeh hum gareebon par gaadiyan chadate hi jayenge

Until the attitude of wealth is removed from the brains of these rich people ... they will keep driving their cars over poor people like us

Akal ke aane ke liye shakal ke bighadneka kyun intezar kar rahe the tum?

To become smart, why were you waiting until your face was damaged?

Jis din main baap ban gaya na ... main apne bachche se chun chun ke gin gin ke badle loonga

The day I become a father ... I will take proper revenge from my children one after the other

Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana

Go to a badminton court, tennis court, food court ... but don't go to the real court

Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge

Without doing anything I have to give, instead of taking ... if by chance I do something then I will have to give and take both

Agar mere desh ki taraf kisi ne aankh bhi uthayi ... toh Veer itni tabahi machayega joh aakaal aur bhukamp bhi nahi macha payenge

If anyone even stares at my country ... then Veer will create so much destruction what even a famine and earthquake can't create

Hamare Hindustani culture mein ek aur baat kehte hai ... ki pehle pyar se samajhao, phir sharafat se samajhao, phir baat se samajhao ... aur jab samajh mein nahi aaya na toh thapad se aur phir laat se

In our Indian culture we say one thing that ... first make them understand with love, then make them understand politely, then make them understand with words ... and if they still don't understand then use slaps and kicks

Logon ka yeh maanna hai ki duniya mein sirf saat kahaniyan hai ... lekin main yeh maanta hoon ki duniya mein jitne log hai utni hi kahaniyan hai

People believe that there are only seven stories in this world ... but I believe that, the number of stories in the world are equal to the number of people in the world

Agar mere desh ki taraf kisi ne aankh bhi uthayi ... toh Veer itni tabahi machayega joh aakaal aur bhukamp bhi nahi macha payenge

If anyone even stares at my country ... then Veer will create so much destruction what even a famine and earthquake can't create

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag

Wake up Indian woman wake up ... become an evil daughter-in-law and start a fire in the house

Achche waqt ki ek kharabi hai ... achcha waqt khatam ho jaata hai ... lekin bure waqt ki ek achchai hai ... ke woh bhi khatam ho jaata hai

Good time has one bad thing ... that good time comes to an end ... but bad time has one good thing ... that even that comes to an end

Hamara desh ek sone ki chidiya hai, jise aap log bech-bechkar, bech-bechkar apne pet mein dharna chahte ho ... phat jayega pet, mooh mein nahi aayegi chidiya ... kyun ki ab woh chidiya baaz ban chuki hai ... joh aapko noch-nochke, noch-nochke kha jayegi

Our country is a golden bird which you guys have sold to feed your stomach ... your stomach will blow up, but this bird will not come in your mouth ... because now that bird has become an eagle ... who will tear you into pieces and eat you

Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya

You kept working, I kept loving ... your name was getting bigger, I was getting more shameful

Mujhe aasoonyon se sakt allergy hai

I am very allergic to tears

Aaj har lamha ek jeevan ki tarah jeeyenge

Today we will live every moment like an entire life

Har ek ki khushi ke saath kisi ka dukh judha hota hai ... aur har ek ki zindagi ke saath kisi ki maut

With everyone's happiness someone's sadness connected ... and with everyone's life someone's death is connected

Jab ek aurat se itna dukh utha liya ... toh doosri aurat se thoda sa sukh uthana yaar

Since you've taken so much grief from one woman ... hence take a little bit of enjoyment from another woman

Suar hamesha group mein shikaar karte hai ... aur sher akele

Pigs always hunts in a group ... and a tiger alone

Zindagi mein har kyun, why, kaiko ... ka koi jawab nahi hota

In life every why ... doesn't have an answer

Jinke paas pyar ki daulat ho ... unhe kabhi gareeb nahi samajhna chahiye

Those who have the wealth of love ... you should never consider them poor

Wrestling koi khel nahi hai ... yeh woh dangal hai joh insaan apni zindagi mein apne aap se ladta hai

Wrestling is not a sport ... it's a battle that a person fights in his life with himself

Sab sukh lahe tumhari sharna, tum rakshak kahu ko darna ... sankat hate mite sab peera, joh sumrai Hanumat balbeera

All the happiness rests under your grace, when you're the protector then there is no fear ... all dangers and pains disappear, for anyone who remembers the brave Lord Hanuman

Filmy gaane gayega toh paise kamayega ... varna upar waale ke naam par bhookha marr jayega

If you sing songs from the movies then you'll make money ... or else you will die hungry in the name of god

Saari shikayatein ek saath likhva dijiye ... mooch, shirt, tie, pant, underwear, banyan, kuch mat chhodiye ... dhajjiyan udha dijiye ... lekin pyar nahi karta, yeh mat likhvaiye

Note down all your complaints against me ... moustache, shirt, tie, pant, underwear, banyan, don't leave anything ... tear me apart ... but don't say that I don't love you

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Hey you (God) with the blue umbrella, if you are there then listen to my complaint ... in this world there are so many girls ... atleast select one for me, atleast one

Maa achchi hai ... apna khayal rakhti hai ... aur main desh ka khayal rakhta hoon

Mom is good ... she takes care of herself ... and I take care of the country

Har family mein problem hai ... par woh khush naseeb hai jinki family hoti hai

In every family there are problems ... but those who have a family are lucky

Tann pe jitne kapde hai ... ussi ko main apna kafan maanke chalta hoon

Whatever clothes I have on my body ... I roam around believing that is my shroud

Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana

Go to a badminton court, tennis court, food court ... but don't go to the real court

Asli pehalwan ki pehchaan akhade mein nahi, zindagi mein hove hai ... taki jab zindagi tumhe patke toh tum phir khade ho ... aur aaisa daanv maro ki zindagi chitt ho jaye

A true fighter can be identified in life, and not in a fighting ring ... so that you get up again when life pushes you down ... and then play in such a way that life gets defeated

Aap devil ke peeche, devil aapke peeche ... too much fun

You are behind the devil, the devil is behind you ... too much fun

(Khud ko Shahrukh Khan samjhe hai ke?) ... Shahrukh ka mazaak mat udhao ... manne bahut pasand hai ... jab woh ladki ke aankh mein aankh daalke dekhe hai na toh andhi ladki bhi patt jaave hai

(Do you think you're Shahrukh Khan?) ... Don't make fun of Shahrukh ... I like him a lot ... when he looks into the eyes of a girl, then even a blind girl will fall for him

Uparwale ki marzi shayad tujhe maaf kare ya na kare ... lekin mera kaam hai tujhe uparwale ke paas pahunchana

It's up to God if he wants to forgive you or not ... but it's my duty to send you to God

Insaan ka is duniya mein aana is baat ka signal hai ... ke koi hai joh sirf uski khatir is duniya mein aaya hai

The existence of a human in this world is a signal that ... there is someone who has come in this world just for them

Tumhara dil roaming hai ... kyun ki tumhara roam roam tumhara dil hai

Your heart is roaming around ... because every part of your body is your heart

Har Mummy ka khana yummy hota hai

Every mom's food is yummy

Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?

You are staring a lot ... do you want to wed your sister with me?

Abhe ghar toh kya, tu kabhi raaste mein bhi dikhayi diya na ... toh chehre ka design badal doongaa

Forget home, if I even see you on the road then ... I will change your face's design

Tujhe kaandha dene ke liye ek aadmi bhi naseeb nahin hoga

There will not be a single person to carry your dead body

Jab bhi main tumhe taqleef mein paonga ... sabse pehle main apna haath badaonga

Whenever I find you in a problem ... I'll be the first one to give you a hand

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Carrots and radish form a great pair ... red and white absolutely bright ... people will say look at their love, their affection ... is just like a salad

Saath chalna hoga ... zinda ya murda

You will have to come with me ... alive or dead

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated

Ab sabke liye good news hai ... aur good news yeh hai ki, bad news samapth ho chuki hai

There's good news for you all ... and the good news is that, the bad news is over

Puri fielding ho chuki hai, sirf chauka marne ki deri hai ... jaise mauka mile waise chauka

The whole field is set, we just have to hit the boundary ... the moment we get a chance, we will hit the boundary

Duniya badi baawari, patthar pujan jaye ... ghar ki chakki koi na puje, jaako piso khaye

The world is crazy, it worships stones ... but no one worships the grinding stone of the house, which grinds and gives us bread

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

A for Apple and H for Hen ...Pathan is saying there and then ... do anything but don't mess with Pathan's friend

Maa achchi hai ... apna khayal rakhti hai ... aur main desh ka khayal rakhta hoon

Mom is good ... she takes care of herself ... and I take care of the country

Jabse tumne pyar ko samjha hai, pyar ko jana hai ... sirf us hi se pyar kiya hai

Ever since you have understood love, known love ... you've only loved him

Izzat se baat, izzatdar logon se ki jaati hai ... bhadwon se nahin

Respect is given, to respectful people ... not pimps

Abhi toh sirf teen inch ghusaya hai ... agar ab koi aage bada ... toh uske bladder ki jagah phephada hoga aur liver ki jagah kidney

I've only pushed it in three inches so far ... now if anyone steps forward ... then his lung will be in place of his bladder and his kidney will be in place of his liver

Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga

Up-til now I have only bathe everyone ... now I will wash everyone

Maafi maangne waale do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek joh maafi maangkar galti dobara nahi repeat karte hai ... aur doosre joh ke maafi maangkar aage ki ladai ke liye tayaari karte hai

There are two types of people who apologize ... first who apologize and don't repeat the mistake ... and second who apologize and then prepare for the upcoming battle

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Marriage is mind blowing ... sometimes it blows your mind

Manne lage hai ki angrezi mein ladki jaldi pate hai ... I love you bolo aur uske baad seedha kiss hove hai

I feel that a girl can be impressed faster when you talk in English ... just say I love you and then a kiss happens right after that

Bandh ghadi bhi chaubees ghante mein do baar sahi waqt dikhati hai

In 24 hours even a clock not running shows the correct time twice

Jab tum hasti ho tum bahut khoobsurat lagti ho ... you look very ugly

You look very beautiful when you laugh ... you look very ugly

Jinke paas pyar ki daulat ho ... unhe kabhi gareeb nahi samajhna chahiye

Those who have the wealth of love ... you should never consider them poor

Police waale ko thokne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai? ... ikkis saal jail aur thukkai alag se ... aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe thokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahaduri ka medal bhi

Do you what punishment one gets to kill a cop? ... beating and twenty years in jail ... and if the same cop kills you, then he will get a promotion and even a medal of bravery

Agar yeh hi hai aapki duniya toh nahi chahiye mujhe aapki duniya ... nahi chahiye mujhe woh duniya jis mein ek ladki ke saare haq cheene jaye ... beti hone ka, behen hone ka, biwi hone ka ... ek zinda insaan ko ek bejaan cheez ki tarah bazar mein rakha jaye ... uska mol lagaya jaye, usse khareeda jaye, usse becha jaye ... aur phir kaha jaye ki yahi duniya ka dastoor hai ... nahi chahiye mujhe aapki duniya

If this is your world then I don't want your world ... I don't want the world in which all the rights are taken away from a girl ... to be a daughter, to be a sister, to be a wife ... where she is kept as a non-living thing in the market ... she is priced, she is bought, she is sold ... and then it is said that it's the custom of the world ... I don't want your world

Teri liye no chargesheet sirf D-final ... yani death final

There will be no chargesheet for you, only D-final ... meaning death final

Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon ... wooow wooow wooow

I am a dog of the modern era ... wooow wooow wooow

Bharosa bhi hai, himmat bhi hai aur taqat bhi ... aur pagalpan hadh se zyada

I do have belief, courage, strength ... and craziness beyond the limit

Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!

In life don't underestimate three things ... I, Me and Myself!

Asli wrestler woh nahi hota joh medal uthaye ... asli wrestler woh hota hai joh zindagi se lade aur usse haraye

A real wrestler is not someone who lifts the medal ... a real wrestler is someone who fights with his life and defeats it

Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi

I am in the heart, but I am hard to understand ... I come wearing a pant, but not a shirt ... I come on a bicycle, and not in a car ... and listen I come wearing a loincloth, but not shorts

Har muskurate huye chehre ke peeche ek dard chupa hota hai ... aur shayad wohi dard aapko zinda rakhta hai

There's some sort of pain hidden behind every smiling face ... and may be that pain keeps us alive

Sari duniya pyar mein padi hui hai ... sirf ek mujhe hi haq nahi hai? ... ki main kisi se pyar kar sakun, koi mujhse pyar kar sake ... kyun?

The whole world is in love ... and only I don't have the right? ... that I can love someone, someone can love me ... why?

Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega

If you keep looking at me like this only ... then you will fall in love with me

Deewane aashiq zindagi ka saath chhodte hai ... lekin haath nahi chhodte

Lovers can leave the company of life ... but they don't leave the hand (of their lover)

Swarg mein uparwaala premiyon ki jodi banata hai ... aur yahan dharti par unhe milata hai

God makes the pairs of lovers in heaven ... and he makes them meet here on earth

Kyun ki bhagwan ek hi waqt har jagah nahi ho sakte na ... is liye unhone maa ko banaya hai

Because God can't be in every place at the same time ... that's why he made mother

Main sirf money bhai ke liye kaam karta hoon

I only work for money

Hamara desh ek sone ki chidiya hai, jise aap log bech-bechkar, bech-bechkar apne pet mein dharna chahte ho ... phat jayega pet, mooh mein nahi aayegi chidiya ... kyun ki ab woh chidiya baaz ban chuki hai ... joh aapko noch-nochke, noch-nochke kha jayegi

Our country is a golden bird which you guys have sold to feed your stomach ... your stomach will blow up, but this bird will not come in your mouth ... because now that bird has become an eagle ... who will tear you into pieces and eat you

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Son if you like chewing tobacco so much then make one more friend ... it will help to pickup your coffin

Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax

Once I start working ... then there is no income, no tax ... (what) no income tax

Pindari ka haath ... haath nahi loha hota hai

The hand of a free army man is not a hand ... it is iron

Pehle samjhao baat ... nahi samajh mein aaya ... toh do kheench ke laat

First make them understand ... and if they don't understand ... then give them a kick

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

If Priya is a Mercedes then you are Maruti ... if Priya is a Boeing then you are a bullock cart ... if Priya is a Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor basmati rice ... if Priya is a capable then you are chick peas from Kabul

Jahan jahan sardar, wahan wahan gurudwara aur langar ... koi bhooka nahi marta

Where there's a Sikh man, there's gurudwara and free meal over there ... no one dies with hunger

Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!

In life don't underestimate three things ... I, Me and Myself!

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

A boyfriend is scared of his girlfriend, girlfriend is scared of a cockroach, cockroach is scared of a mouse, mouse is scared of a cat, cat is scared of a dog, dog is scared of a man ... and man is scared of a woman ... just like a villain is scared of the hero

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Hey you (God) with the blue umbrella, if you are there then listen to my complaint ... in this world there are so many girls ... atleast select one for me, atleast one

Joh tumhari tarah shaadi ke chakkar mein phaste hai ... woh phir hamari tarah nahi haste hai

People who get stuck in the circle of marriage ... they don't laugh like me

Lamhon ko yaadein nahi ... yaadgar banate hai

Don't make moments into memories ... but make them memorable

Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi

A married man is like a test cricketer ... he has to play a long innings ... so relax and play slowly ... if you go for Twenty20 then you'll need Tik-20 (bug killing chemical)

Apne apne funde hai

Everyone has their own fundamentals

Agar yeh hi hai aapki duniya toh nahi chahiye mujhe aapki duniya ... nahi chahiye mujhe woh duniya jis mein ek ladki ke saare haq cheene jaye ... beti hone ka, behen hone ka, biwi hone ka ... ek zinda insaan ko ek bejaan cheez ki tarah bazar mein rakha jaye ... uska mol lagaya jaye, usse khareeda jaye, usse becha jaye ... aur phir kaha jaye ki yahi duniya ka dastoor hai ... nahi chahiye mujhe aapki duniya

If this is your world then I don't want your world ... I don't want the world in which all the rights are taken away from a girl ... to be a daughter, to be a sister, to be a wife ... where she is kept as a non-living thing in the market ... she is priced, she is bought, she is sold ... and then it is said that it's the custom of the world ... I don't want your world

Oh bewakoofo ki CEO

Hey you CEO of fools

Aaj kal darwaaze pe knock karke aane ka zamaana nahin raha

Nowadays people don't knock on the door before coming in

Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta

One who has family support ... can't be deported

Tum darr se bhaagogi, darr tumhare peeche bhaagega ... aur tumhe daboch lega ... usse behtar yeh hai ke tum darr ke peeche lapko aur darr ko bhagao

If you run away from fear, then fear will run behind you ... and it'll snatch you ... better than that is to run behind your fear and make fear run away from you

Burre waqt ki ek baat achchi hoti hai ... ki woh bhi guzar jaata hai

Bad times have one great thing ... that they also pass away

Kasoor na mera hai na tera ... kasoor hamare daaman ka hai ... jis mein phool bhi gire ... toh kaante ban gaye

It is not my fault, neither yours ... the fault is of our moral ... in which even if flowers fall ... then they become thorns

Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata

I love this point of yours a lot ... that you don't understand anything

Jhoot do kisam ke hote hai ... ek bhalai ke liye aur ek burai ke liye

Lies are of two types ... one that is said for the better and one that is said for the worse

Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai ... agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai ... agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai ... agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai ... agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai ... agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur

If you're a mouse then he is a cat ... if you're a cat then he is a dog ... if you're a dog then he is a leopard ... if you're a leopard then he is a tiger ... if you're a tiger then he is a elephant ... if you're a elephant then he is a dinosaur, dinosaur

Is honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon

For this honey I am ready to go all the way to the moon

Jis din ae sardar di hategi ... sab di phategi

The day this Sikh man goes crazy ... everyone will fear me

Aaj pehli baar koi ladki ... hamari car ke front seat pe behti hai

Today for the first time a girl ... is sitting on the front seat of my car

Main ek pindari hoon ... ladna hamara karm hai, aur jeetna hamara dharm ... chahe woh desh ke liye ho, ya pyar ke liye

I am a free army man ... fighting is my karma, and winning is my religion ... be it for country, or love

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

A for Apple and H for Hen ...Pathan is saying there and then ... do anything but don't mess with Pathan's friend

Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

A life that doesn't have a kick is not a life

Pyar badi hi khoobsurat cheez hai ... lekin pyar akele todhi aata hai ... apne saath complications bhi lekar aata hai

Love is a beautilful thing ... but love doesn't come alone ... it brings complications with it

Hum unhi ko thokte hai joh ke zaroorat se zyada bhaukte hai

I only shoot those people who bark more than what's needed

Bas guru, ab toh kardo Wah Wah productions shuru

Enough master, now start Wah Wah productions

Mujhse joh dushmani modh leta hai ... uspe uparwaala reham toh kar deta hai, magar main nahi

One who becomes my enemy ... God may forgive them, but I don't

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Are you coming for the 9 to 12 show?

Jab kuch bhi nahi tha, toh sab kuch tha kyun ki tu thi ... aaj sab kuch hai, toh kuch bhi nahi kyun ki tu chali gayi

When we had nothing, we still had everything because you were there ... today we have everything, but still we have nothing because you left

Kutta jab gaadi ke peeche bhaagta hai toh ... usko gaadi khareedni hai yah chalani hoti hai?

When a dog runs behind a car then ... does he want to buy the car or drive it?

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Where there is a boy and a girl ... there will be a fight

Narazgi is baat ki nahi hai humein ke tum hamare ghar mein gusse ... narazgi toh is baat ki hai ke tum hamare ghar mein gusse jab hum nahi the

I'm not upset from the fact that you entered my house ... I'm upset from the fact that you entered my house while I wasn't there

Chamche ho, dhundle mein bhi saaf nazar aa rahe ho ... ab yeh clear karo ke teaspoon ho ya tablespoon

You're a flatterer, and I can see that very clearly even in this haze ... now just clear whether you're a teaspoon or a tablespoon

Is vardi ki shaan pe jaan dena seekho ... imaan bechna nahi

Learn how to give your life for this police uniform ... not how to sell your honesty

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

A husband who has no say in the house ... his eyes move outside ... basically understand that, when the wife gets angry then automatically the window of the husband's eyes opens up

Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ... dabake

I drink alcohol and blood on my own decision ... till stomach is full

Is honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon

For this honey I am ready to go all the way to the moon

Suar hamesha group mein shikaar karte hai ... aur sher akele

Pigs always hunts in a group ... and a tiger alone

Agar yeh hi hai aapki duniya toh nahi chahiye mujhe aapki duniya ... nahi chahiye mujhe woh duniya jis mein ek ladki ke saare haq cheene jaye ... beti hone ka, behen hone ka, biwi hone ka ... ek zinda insaan ko ek bejaan cheez ki tarah bazar mein rakha jaye ... uska mol lagaya jaye, usse khareeda jaye, usse becha jaye ... aur phir kaha jaye ki yahi duniya ka dastoor hai ... nahi chahiye mujhe aapki duniya

If this is your world then I don't want your world ... I don't want the world in which all the rights are taken away from a girl ... to be a daughter, to be a sister, to be a wife ... where she is kept as a non-living thing in the market ... she is priced, she is bought, she is sold ... and then it is said that it's the custom of the world ... I don't want your world

Tum jaise gundo ke liye ... police se bada gunda is duniya mein doosra koi nahi

For goons like you ... there is no bigger goon in this world other than the police

Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon ... haddiyan todne nahi

I have come here to make relations ... not to break bones

Jitne safed baal mere sar aur daari mein hai ... usse kahin zyada rangeen meri zindagi rahi hai

The number of white hair that I have on my head and in my beard ... my life has been much more colourful than that count

Uparwale ki marzi shayad tujhe maaf kare ya na kare ... lekin mera kaam hai tujhe uparwale ke paas pahunchana

It's up to God if he wants to forgive you or not ... but it's my duty to send you to God

Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

A boyfriend is scared of his girlfriend, girlfriend is scared of a cockroach, cockroach is scared of a mouse, mouse is scared of a cat, cat is scared of a dog, dog is scared of a man ... and man is scared of a woman ... just like a villain is scared of the hero

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi

The pair of Pathan and Sardar is great ... all others are small small horses

Daayan haath jeb mein rakh lo seth ... varna zindagi bhar aapko baayen haath se khana, khana padega

Keep your right hand in the pocket ... otherwise you'll have to eat food with your left hand for the entire life

Main apna antim sanskar kar chuka hoon

I have done my funeral rites

Is vardi ki shaan pe jaan dena seekho ... imaan bechna nahi

Learn how to give your life for this police uniform ... not how to sell your honesty

Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

Mannerless, shirt from bedsheet, iron pajama, monkey is your uncle, oh cat is your aunt, dog is your friend, mango pickle ... come my friend!

Tumhara dil roaming hai ... kyun ki tumhara roam roam tumhara dil hai

Your heart is roaming around ... because every part of your body is your heart

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

Tumhe pata hai darr ke aage aur peeche kya hai ... darr ke peeche hai maut ... darr ke aage hai zindagi

Do you know what's in front and behind fear ... there's death behind fear ... and there's life in front of fear

Agar pyar karna bagawat hai, kisi ko sahara dena bagawat hai ... toh main aapke khilaf, aapke kanoon ke khilaf, aapke samaaj ke khilaf bagawat karta hoon ... main bhaagi hoon ... haan main bhaagi hoon

If loving is to revolt, if helping someone is to revolt ... then I am revolting against you, against your law, against your society ... I'm a rebel ... yes I'm a rebel

Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali ... goli bhi chalali ... phir bhi dono haath khali

There is anger on your face, cursing going on in your heart ... you even shot a bullet ... but still both your hands are empty

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?

Being born on the holy land of India ... after working hard like a donkey, and leaving the life of a dog ... instead you are stealing?

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag

Wake up Indian woman wake up ... become an evil daughter-in-law and start a fire in the house

Main tumhare saath bhuda hona chahta hoon ... tumhare wajah se nahi

I want to grow old with you ... not because of you

Asli wrestler woh nahi hota joh medal uthaye ... asli wrestler woh hota hai joh zindagi se lade aur usse haraye

A real wrestler is not someone who lifts the medal ... a real wrestler is someone who fights with his life and defeats it

Mujhe khud ko bhi nahin pata ... ki kitna kamina hoon main

Even I myself don't know ... how much of a scoundrel I am

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you

Vyavastha mein kami kaam ke class ko gira deti hai ... aur hum class aur mass, dono ke liye kaam karte hai

Lack of arrangement degrades the class of the work being done ... and I work for the class and the mass as well

Kabhi kabhi dil ke paimane mein khushi itni badh jati hai ... ki khud ba khud aasoon ke cheetay bankar jhalak jati hai

Sometimes happiness increases so much in the heart ... that it starts to fall by itself in the form of tear drops

Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na ... uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai

In the school that you have learned all this ... that school's principal takes tuition from me even today

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated

Radhe jaane ke liye nahi, bhejne ke liye aaya hai ... aur tere hisse ki biryani hum sab mil-baant kar khayenge ... aur bolenge Eid Mubarak

Radhe hasn't come to leave, he's come to send people ... and we all will eat the biryani of your share ... and we'll say have a blessed Eid

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche

Fat people go that side ... slim people go this side ... and fit people stay behind me

Humne uski jamaad aur uska naam ration card se kaatna shuru kar diya hai

We have started to remove his existence and his name from the ration card

Main maut ko takiya, aur kafan ko chaadar banakar audhta hoon

Death is my pillow, and shroud is my bed sheet

Joh kuch bhi main kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... ja rahi ho tum door, par main touch mein rahoonga

Whatever I'll say, I'll say the truth ... you are going far away, but I will stay in touch

Aapne yeh toh suna hoga ki ghee tedhi ungli se nikalta hai ... magar shayad yeh nahi suna ki sach bandh mukke se nikalta hai

You must have heard that you can extract clarified butter with a twisted finger ... but you must have not heard that you can extract the truth with a fist

Dil ki aawaz kaano se nahi dil se suni jaati hai

The voice of the heart is heard from the heart, and not from the ears

Maa ki jhooti kasam nahi khaate hai ... jhootiya saala

One should not lie when swearing on your mothers life ... bloody liar

Sari duniya pyar mein padi hui hai ... sirf ek mujhe hi haq nahi hai? ... ki main kisi se pyar kar sakun, koi mujhse pyar kar sake ... kyun?

The whole world is in love ... and only I don't have the right? ... that I can love someone, someone can love me ... why?

Is duniya ki shuruvat insaaniyat se hui hai ... aur aaj is duniya ko sirf ek hi mazhab ki zaroorat hai ... aur woh hai insaaniyat

This world started with humanity ... and today this world only needs one religion ... and that's humanity

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you

Insaan ka is duniya mein aana is baat ka signal hai ... ke koi hai joh sirf uski khatir is duniya mein aaya hai

The existence of a human in this world is a signal that ... there is someone who has come in this world just for them

Mere parivar se ulajhne se pehle mere baare mein jaan lete ... toh achcha hota

It would have been better ... if you would have learnt about me, before you clashed with family

Agar tum meri zindagi mein nahi hoti, toh main kya hota? ... bina jeb ki pant hota, bina sole ka juta hota, bina dil ke shareer hota

If you were not in my life, then what would I have been? ... a pant without a pocket, a shoe without a sole, a body without a heart

Taqat is vardi mein nahi ... iske pehenne waale ke zameer mein hoti hai

Strength doesn't lie in the police uniform ... it lies inside the conscience of the person wearing it

Har majboor aurat meri maa lagti hai

Every helpless women is my mother

Mujhse joh dushmani modh leta hai ... uspe uparwaala reham toh kar deta hai, magar main nahi

One who becomes my enemy ... God may forgive them, but I don't

Duniya badi baawari, patthar pujan jaye ... ghar ki chakki koi na puje, jaako piso khaye

The world is crazy, it worships stones ... but no one worships the grinding stone of the house, which grinds and gives us bread

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

A husband who has no say in the house ... his eyes move outside ... basically understand that, when the wife gets angry then automatically the window of the husband's eyes opens up

Agar tum meri zindagi mein nahi hoti, toh main kya hota? ... bina jeb ki pant hota, bina sole ka juta hota, bina dil ke shareer hota

If you were not in my life, then what would I have been? ... a pant without a pocket, a shoe without a sole, a body without a heart

Mere hi haathon mein likhi hai taqdeer meri ... aur meri hi taqdeer pe mera bas nahi chalta

My destiny is written in my own hands ... and I have no control over my own destiny

Main maut ko takiya, aur kafan ko chaadar banakar audhta hoon

Death is my pillow, and shroud is my bed sheet

Jab ek aurat se itna dukh utha liya ... toh doosri aurat se thoda sa sukh uthana yaar

Since you've taken so much grief from one woman ... hence take a little bit of enjoyment from another woman

Aapne yeh toh suna hoga ki ghee tedhi ungli se nikalta hai ... magar shayad yeh nahi suna ki sach bandh mukke se nikalta hai

You must have heard that you can extract clarified butter with a twisted finger ... but you must have not heard that you can extract the truth with a fist

Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam

The game is over, the money spent is worth it ... and the husband sweared and improved

Agar tum meri zindagi mein nahi hoti, toh main kya hota? ... bina jeb ki pant hota, bina sole ka juta hota, bina dil ke shareer hota

If you were not in my life, then what would I have been? ... a pant without a pocket, a shoe without a sole, a body without a heart

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho

You have become very hot, drink a cold drink and go

Yahan se nau do gyarah ho ja ... nahi toh teri zindagi mein aaj ke baad barah toh kya ... kabhi kuch bhi nahi bajega

Get lost from here ... or else from today forget 12 o'clock ... nothing ever will clock in your life

Asli wrestler woh nahi hota joh medal uthaye ... asli wrestler woh hota hai joh zindagi se lade aur usse haraye

A real wrestler is not someone who lifts the medal ... a real wrestler is someone who fights with his life and defeats it

Teri liye no chargesheet sirf D-final ... yani death final

There will be no chargesheet for you, only D-final ... meaning death final

Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali ... goli bhi chalali ... phir bhi dono haath khali

There is anger on your face, cursing going on in your heart ... you even shot a bullet ... but still both your hands are empty

Jis din main baap ban gaya na ... main apne bachche se chun chun ke gin gin ke badle loonga

The day I become a father ... I will take proper revenge from my children one after the other

Achche waqt ki ek kharabi hai ... achcha waqt khatam ho jaata hai ... lekin bure waqt ki ek achchai hai ... ke woh bhi khatam ho jaata hai

Good time has one bad thing ... that good time comes to an end ... but bad time has one good thing ... that even that comes to an end

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Aksar log mujhse poochte hai ki mera surname kya hai, jaati kya hai, dharam kya hai ... aur main unse muskurake kehta hoon ... ki is desh ke naam pe mere bauji ne mera naam Bharat rakha ... ab itne badhe naam ke aage jaati, dharam, surname lagake na toh apna aur na hi is desh ka maan kam kar sakta hoon

Often people ask me what's my surname, caste, religion ... and I smile and tell them that ... my father named me Bharat which is the name of our country ... now by adding my surname, caste, religion to my name, I can't reduce my pride nor that of my country

Har majboor aurat meri maa lagti hai

Every helpless women is my mother

Life mein doosron ke liye itna karna ... ki kabhi kam na pade

If life do so much for others ... that it should never be less

Inhe sirf todna aata hai bhook ke naam par, lalach ke naam par, bhasha ke naam par ... aur hum mein sirf batna aata hai dharm ke naam par, jaat ke naam par, raj ke naam par, raja ke naam par

They only know to break in the name of hunger, in the name of greed, in the name of language ... and we only know how to divide in the name of religion, in the name of caste, in the name of rule, in the name of the king

Khush naseeb hote hai woh bete jinke ghar mein aaisa baap pehda hota hai

Lucky are those sons who have a father like that born in their house

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

99% girls get the guy of their choice ... but 99% boys never get the girl of their choice

Aaj pehli baar koi ladki ... hamari car ke front seat pe behti hai

Today for the first time a girl ... is sitting on the front seat of my car

Joh aurat doosri aurat ki izzat na kare ... hamari nazar mein woh aurat hi nahi

A woman who doesn't respect another woman ... I don't consider that woman as a woman

Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi

A married man is like a test cricketer ... he has to play a long innings ... so relax and play slowly ... if you go for Twenty20 then you'll need Tik-20 (bug killing chemical)

Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya

You kept working, I kept loving ... your name was getting bigger, I was getting more shameful

Yeh race zindagi ki race hai ... kisi ki zindagi leke hi khatam hogi

This race is the race of life ... it'll end only after taking someone's life

Mujhe aasoonyon se sakt allergy hai

I am very allergic to tears

Police waale ko thokne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai? ... ikkis saal jail aur thukkai alag se ... aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe thokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahaduri ka medal bhi

Do you what punishment one gets to kill a cop? ... beating and twenty years in jail ... and if the same cop kills you, then he will get a promotion and even a medal of bravery

After every sunset there's a sun rise ... ek naya din, ek nayi umeed, ek nayi shuruvat

After every sunset there's a sun rise ... a new day, a new hope, a new start

Khush naseeb hote hai woh bete jinke ghar mein aaisa baap pehda hota hai

Lucky are those sons who have a father like that born in their house

Yeh thopade ka design toh pehli baar dekh raha hoon

I am seeing this face's design for the first time

Life mein doosron ke liye itna karna ... ki kabhi kam na pade

If life do so much for others ... that it should never be less

Kamzoron par taqat aazmana ... kamzoron ki taqat hai

Applying power on weak people ... is the strength of weak people

Yeh illaka tera ho, tere baap ka ho, ya tere baap ke baap ka ho ... yeh desh hamara hai

Whether this area is yours, your fathers, or your grandfathers ... this country is mine

Yahan se nau do gyarah ho ja ... nahi toh teri zindagi mein aaj ke baad barah toh kya ... kabhi kuch bhi nahi bajega

Get lost from here ... or else from today forget 12 o'clock ... nothing ever will clock in your life

Tum jaise gundo ke liye ... police se bada gunda is duniya mein doosra koi nahi

For goons like you ... there is no bigger goon in this world other than the police

Do Hindustani picturon ki poster deewar pe tangane se koi Hindustani nahi banta ... Hindustani woh hota hai joh apna ghar jalakar doosro ko dabishta hai

Just by hanging posters of two Indian films on the wall you don't become an Indian ... an Indian is someone who burns his own house to protect others

Taqat is vardi mein nahi ... iske pehenne waale ke zameer mein hoti hai

Strength doesn't lie in the police uniform ... it lies inside the conscience of the person wearing it

Filmy gaane gayega toh paise kamayega ... varna upar waale ke naam par bhookha marr jayega

If you sing songs from the movies then you'll make money ... or else you will die hungry in the name of god

Log kehte hai khoobsurat ladkiyan jab jhoot bolti hai ... toh aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hai

People say that when beautiful girls lie ... then look more beautiful

Is duniya mein do logon ki koi kadar hi nahi ... ek joh haan bole, bhale hi woh maut ke liye haan bole ... doosra joh de, bhale hi woh apni jaan de

Two kinds of people don't get any respect in this world ... one who say yes, even if it is for death ... second who give, even if they give their life

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

From now on to steal from men ... don't send a troop of eunuchs

Joh police ki baat karta hai wahi police se darta hai

One who talks about police is scared of police

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi

The pair of Pathan and Sardar is great ... all others are small small horses

Har ek ki khushi ke saath kisi ka dukh judha hota hai ... aur har ek ki zindagi ke saath kisi ki maut

With everyone's happiness someone's sadness connected ... and with everyone's life someone's death is connected

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

A husband who has no say in the house ... his eyes move outside ... basically understand that, when the wife gets angry then automatically the window of the husband's eyes opens up

Jab tum Prem se milogi, toh Prem ke prem mein prem deewani ho jaogi ... meri premika

When you will meet Prem, then you will fall in love with Prem ... my beloved

Kasoor na mera hai na tera ... kasoor hamare daaman ka hai ... jis mein phool bhi gire ... toh kaante ban gaye

It is not my fault, neither yours ... the fault is of our moral ... in which even if flowers fall ... then they become thorns

Duniya badi baawari, patthar pujan jaye ... ghar ki chakki koi na puje, jaako piso khaye

The world is crazy, it worships stones ... but no one worships the grinding stone of the house, which grinds and gives us bread

Mussal dekha mussal ... masal ke rakh doonga

Have you seen my muscles ... I will smash you up

Shikaar toh sab karte hai, lekin tiger se behtar shikaar koi nahi karta

Everyone hunts, but no one hunts better than a tiger

Haste huye chehre ka gham padhna kitna mushkil hota hai

It is hard to read the sadness behind a smiling face

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

Kamini se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji bhabhi ji kaisi hai?

From bitch I remember ... Mr.Tiwari how is your wife?

Sab sukh lahe tumhari sharna, tum rakshak kahu ko darna ... sankat hate mite sab peera, joh sumrai Hanumat balbeera

All the happiness rests under your grace, when you're the protector then there is no fear ... all dangers and pains disappear, for anyone who remembers the brave Lord Hanuman

Main characterless zaroor hoon ... lekin itna bhi less nahi

I'm definitely characterless ... but not so much less

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated

Gundon se nipatne ke liye fauj ki nahi, himmat ki zaroorat padti hai

To deal with goons one needs to have courage, not an army

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?

Being born on the holy land of India ... after working hard like a donkey, and leaving the life of a dog ... instead you are stealing?

Radhe jaane ke liye nahi, bhejne ke liye aaya hai ... aur tere hisse ki biryani hum sab mil-baant kar khayenge ... aur bolenge Eid Mubarak

Radhe hasn't come to leave, he's come to send people ... and we all will eat the biryani of your share ... and we'll say have a blessed Eid

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

From now on to steal from men ... don't send a troop of eunuchs

Waqt tumhara kharab aaya hai aur din hum gine

Your bad time has come and I should count the days

Galati toh galati se hoti hai na?

A mistake is committed by a mistake?

Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta

Once I commit to something ... after that I don?t even listen to myself

One man can make a difference!

One man can make a difference!

Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi

Don't think a lot about me ... I am in the heart ... but hard to understand

Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi

A married man is like a test cricketer ... he has to play a long innings ... so relax and play slowly ... if you go for Twenty20 then you'll need Tik-20 (bug killing chemical)

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho

You have become very hot, drink a cold drink and go

Tumhe roothne ka poora haq hai ... lekin tumhe manane ka adhikaar mujhse koi nahi cheen sakta

You have the full right to be upset ... but no one can snatch the right to coax you from me

Is duniya mein do logon ki koi kadar hi nahi ... ek joh haan bole, bhale hi woh maut ke liye haan bole ... doosra joh de, bhale hi woh apni jaan de

Two kinds of people don't get any respect in this world ... one who say yes, even if it is for death ... second who give, even if they give their life

Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

I want a truly shrewd, bitchy and smart wife

Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam

The game is over, the money spent is worth it ... and the husband sweared and improved

Kisaan aur pehalwan mein ek hi cheez ek jaise hove hai ... woh hai maati

There is only one common thing between a farmer and a wrestler ... and that is the soil of your motherland

Log kehte hai khoobsurat ladkiyan jab jhoot bolti hai ... toh aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hai

People say that when beautiful girls lie ... then look more beautiful

Rajputana khoon mein itna ubaal hai ... ki agar aanch lag jaaye toh gori chamdi kaali padh jaaye

The blood of a warrior has so much heat ... that if it catches fire then the white skin can burn and become black

Is napunsak samaaj mein antim vijay ... sada asatya, adharm aur anyaay ki hi hoti hai

In this impotent society the victory in the end ... is always of lies, immorality and injustice

Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta

One who has family support ... can't be deported

Kisi kisi chere par muskaan bahut achchi lagti hai

A smile looks very good on some faces

Tumhe pata hai darr ke aage aur peeche kya hai ... darr ke peeche hai maut ... darr ke aage hai zindagi

Do you know what's in front and behind fear ... there's death behind fear ... and there's life in front of fear