Festival Dialogues

Kal hum Holi khelenge ... lekin is Holi mein gulaal ki bajai dhuna udhega ... pichkariyon mein se rang nahi, bandookon mein se goliyan niklengi ... geeton ki jagah cheekein ... aur laaj ki jagah laashein tadapengi

Tomorrow I'll play Holi ... but in this Holi instead of colour powder, smoke will fly ... bullets will come out from guns instead of colour from water toys ... screams instead of songs ... and bodies will drop instead of modesty

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Every Diwali doesn't have a bonus ... every pimple doesn't have pus ... and every cross doesn't mean it's the Star Plus channel

Saanp ko doodh sirf Nag Panchami ke din hi pilaya jaata hai ... kisi aur din ghar mein gusse toh usse kuchla hi jaata hai

You feed milk to a snake only on the day of Naga Panchami ... if it enters the house on any other day, then you try kill it

Hum mein kya joh turbat ke melay rahenge ... tah-e-khaak hum toh akele rahenge

I don't care if there are festivals in the world ... I'll reside alone beneath the loads of dust

Jab zindagi se khushi mitt jaye na ... toh Diwali sirf ek aag banke reh jaati hai

When happiness erases away from life ... then Diwali simply remains like a fire

Shaadi na hi ek contract hai, na hi koi utsav hai ... agar utsav hai toh logon ke liye hai ... shaadi do aatmaon do dilon ka mel hai ... jisme do jan bharpoor zindagi saath saath jeete hai aur saath saath marte hai

Marriage is not a contract, neither a festival ... if it's a festival then it's for others ... marriage is a union of two souls two hearts ... in which two people live life together to the fullest and die together

Is Navratri mein aisa jaadu hai ... kisiko jaadu jaisa feel nahi hota

There's such a magic in the festival of Navratri that ... no one feels like it's even magic

Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho

Girls from Delhi dress up as if ... it is Diwali everyday

Holi utni hi khelo jitna gulaal ho ... aur namak halaali karte karte na khud halaal ho

Only play Holi as much colour as you have ... and don't sacrifice your values in trying to be loyal to someone

Agar tujh jaise bhai aur pehda ho jaye ... toh is duniya se Rakhi ka tyohar mitt jayega

If more brothers like you are born ... then the festival of Rakhi will get erased from this world