Technology and science Dialogues

Aaj kal kehte hai ki bhagwan ke baad agar kisi ko sab kuch pata hai ... sab kuch ... toh woh hai Google

Nowadays it is said that if there's someone who knows everything after god ... literally everything ... then that's Google

Main insaan par bharosa nahi karta ... technology mere liye kaafi hai

I don't believe on human's ... technology is enough for me

Robo hai tu robo, corporate robo ... tere hardware mein koi soft feelings hi nahi hai

You're a robot, a corporate robot ... there are no soft feelings in your hardware

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Whatever I say, I will say the truth ... whether you are close or far, I will stay in touch ... I will email you, I will fax you ... and I will send you a SMS and make you feel relaxed

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon

Whatever I say, I do that ... and whatever I don't say, I simply WhatsApp that

Aaj ki duniya mein machine ne tarakki nahi ki hai, aadmi ne tarakki ki hai ... aaj tak aadmi machine banate aaye hai ... machine ne kabhi kisi aadmi ko nahi banaya hai

In today's age machines have not advanced, humans have advanced ... till today humans have made machines ... a machine has never made a human

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath

We will steal Kabir's iphone, ipod, girlfriend ... everything ... I swear on my mother

Relationship TV screen ki images ki tarah hoti hai ... woh images badalti hai aur tabhi ek story banti hai

Relationship is like a set of images of a TV screen ... those images change and then a story forms

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

If you're Shanaya then I'm radish ... if you're a kite then I'm your solar cell ... if you're a bull then I'm your bell

Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google?

Are you a man or Google?

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye

I have advised you so many times ... that with your TV ... never connect someone else's DVD player

Hamare haath wahan tak pahunchte hai ... jahan aaj tak science bhi nahi pahunch pai

My hands can reach those places ... where not even science has reached till date