Tere paas do options hai ... ya apne pairon pe chal ... ya mere kandhe par

You have two options ... either walk on your legs ... or go on my shoulder

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai

Pritam Singh gives everyone one chance to stay alive ... one who agrees is OK, or else he goes up and cries

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

There are 206 types of bones ... while breaking them did we ever think about it

Mard log haath se ladte hai ... chaku se nahi

Men fight with hands ... not with a knife

Tum logo ke bheje mein baat toh jaati nahi hai ... sirf goli jaati hai

There is no talk that goes in your brain ... only a bullet goes

Jab main phodna shuru karoonga na ... toh iski koi guarantee nahi hai ki kya kya phutega

When I start breaking things ... then there is no guarantee what all will break

Jab mujhpar koi haath uthata hai toh mera sar phir jaata hai ... aur jab mera sar phir jaata hai toh main saamne waale ki duniya phira deta hoon

When someone raises their hand on me then my mind spins ... and when my mind spins then I spin the world of the person who attacks me

Zindagi jeene ka mazaa tab aata hai ... jab maut ki ungliyan thamkar bhaga jaye

The fun in living life comes ... when we run holding the fingers of death

Nishana lagane ka maaza tab aata hai ... jab shikaar daud raha ho ... khade hue insaan ko maarna aaise hai ... jaise mele mein gubaare phodna

To take an aim is fun ... when the prey is running ... killing a person who is standing ... is like blowing balloons in the fair

Main mazaak nahi ... bullet chhodta hoon

I don't joke ... I fire bullets

Tumhare aur mere beech sirf ek hi cheez ho sakti hai ... maaro ya marro

There can only be one thing between you and me ... kill or die

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam

Both your life lines are over ... if you make the third mistake then the episode will be over

Joh bheed mein shikaar kare woh sher nahin thug hota hai ... aur agar dushman tagda ho, toh usse maarne ka mazaa hi alag hota hai

One who hunts in a group is a thug not a tiger ... and if the enemy is strong, then it is great fun to kill him

Na main teri tarah kisi ko supari doonga, na hi saboot mittaonga ... balki jis din main tum logon ke naam ke matke phodonga na ... us din is shehar ka bachcha bachcha bolega ... tapka re tapka ... ek aur tapka

Like you I won't pay someone to kill, neither will I erase any proof ... instead the day when I break the pot of your names ... that day every child in the city will say ... someone died ... one more person died

Aye Mamu ... jadoo ki jhappi de daal aur baat khatam

Hey brother ... give a magical hug and end the matter

Ek second lagega tujhe maarne mein ... lekin nahi ... tujhe har din maarunga, har second maarunga

It'll take me one second to kill you ... but no ... I'll kill you every day, I'll kill you every second

Bewafaa aadmi khuda se gabra jaata hai ... aur sacha pyar hai na khuda se takra jaata hai

An unfaithful man is scared of god ... and true love will fight against god

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

No book in this world can teach you how to make a woman happy ... for that you don't need a degree, you need pedigree

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

When death is front of the eyes ... then even the best of the best persons position, becomes like the Gateway of India

Is mein sirf ek goli, aur bheje ki khali kholi ... peeche ka khadda do centimeter ka, aur samne se thopda Mr.India

In this (gun) there is only one bullet, and your brain goes empty ... the hole behind is two centimeters, and your face from front becomes Mr.India

Zindagi mein jab sirf ek hi raasta bacha ho ... toh kya galat aur kya sahi ... koi mainey nahi rakhta

In life when there is only one path left ... then what is wrong and what is right ... doesn't matter at all

Jab Vicky ke panjon ki paanchon ungliyan judh jaati hai na ... toh usse kehte hai mukka, Vicky ka mukka ... aur jab yeh kisi ke jabre pe padta hai na ... toh aaisa lagta hai ki Kapil Dev ka fulltoss woh bhi bagair helmet ke

When the five fingers of Vicky's hand get together ... then it's called a punch, Vicky's punch ... and when it hits someone's jaws ... then it feels like a fulltoss being bowled by Kapil Dev and that to without a helmet

Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai ... khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai

Things change from time to time, it's day at times and it's night at times ... a meeting that ends without coffee, is not a meeting at all

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli ... dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

A sprain can be cured by applying Iodex (ointment), itching can be cured by applying B-Tex (cream) ... the husband who tries to flirt, will fall down with a current from the electricity

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Since it's Sunday today you guys are saved ... but don't understand that everyday is a Sunday ... today eat the sweets from Ghasitaram ... since from tomorrow you have to take the beatings from Lakhwinder

Wafaadari, imaandari, khuddari aur zimmedari ... in charon ki saajedari se aaj Kabir Nayak itne paise waala hai

Loyalty, honesty, self-respect and responsibility ... with the combination of these four today Kabir Nayak has become rich

Titanic kab ki doob chuki hai varna us mein bithakar pyar se bhejta yeh bhaiya ... train ki ticket book ho chuki hai, biwi ghar se nikal de na toh chale jaana karte "Chaiyya Chaiyya"

The Titanic drowned long time back or else this brother would have seated you with love and sent you in that ... and the ticket of the train has been booked, so if your wife throws you out from the house then go in it dancing on the "Chaiyya Chaiyya" song

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

I will show you the true path, and not the false opinion ... you hold my hand, and I will give you a child

Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi

If I keep this bomb on your head then what will blast first ... this bomb or your head? ... (you tell what will blast) ... first you'll blast with fear

Taqdeer banane waale tune kami na ki ... ab kisko kya mila yeh muqaddar ki baat hai

The creater of destiny has not given anyone less ... now who gets what depends on your fate

Rishwat dene waale se zyada bada gunehgar rishwat lene waala hai

A person who takes bribe is a bigger criminal than the one who gives bribe

Kabhi bal se toh kabhi chhal se ... kitno ki Lanka dhai hai ... par is shehar ki hawa mein kuch ajeeb se garmai hai ... is liye purane paintere chhod, ab yahan akal ladane ki baari aayi hai

Sometimes with strength and sometimes with tricks ... I have burnt so many Lanka's ... but there is some strange warmth in the air of this city ... that's why leaving old tricks alone, it is the turn to use brains here

Apne ghar mein kutta bhi sher hota hai ... lekin sher har jagah sher hota hai

Even a dog is a tiger in his own house ... but a tiger is a tiger everywhere

Tum mujhe bahut achchi lagti ho ... jab samne rehti ho toh dil karta hai ki tumhe dekhta rahoon ... aur jab door rehti ho toh mann chahta hai ki tumhare bare mein sochta rahoon

I like you a lot ... when you're near me then I only want to see you ... and when you're away from me then my heart only wants to think about you

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba

Oh my, I am his dad ... I am the engine and he is the carriage

Jua woh nasha hai ... joh ek baar jeete toh insaan ko vapas kheench laata hai

Gambling is that intoxication ... which pulls a person back when they win for the first time

Zindagi aur maut ka faisla toh uparwaale ki kalam se hua karta hai ... aap jaise rayeeso ki bandook se nahi

The decision between life and death happens with the pen of God ... not with the gun of rich people like you

Nahi chahiye yeh imaarate ... jinke banane mein pani ki jagah gareebo ka paseena mila ho

I don't want these buildings ... which are built using the sweat of the poor people instead of water

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Be it love or a motorcycle ... it is very important to have a break in them

Is jahaan mein aaye ho toh kuch aaisa karo kadardaan ... ke jis gali se guzro toh awaaz aaye, abbajaan abbajaan

Since you have come in this world then do something that ... sounds calling you Dad come from whichever street you pass through

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

No matter what mark is there on the shirt, it comes out with Nirma or Rin ... the one who does bad things, he comes out from a dustbin

Aaj main tujhe tab tak maaroonga ... jab tak tu apni arthi par letne ke kaabil nahi ho jaata

Today I'll keep hitting you ... until you are in a condition to lie down on your pyre

Tere pass power hai, paisa hai, politicians hai ... lekin mere pass public hai

You have power, money, politicians ... but I have people

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai

Pritam Singh gives everyone one chance to stay alive ... one who agrees is OK, or else he goes up and cries

Memory aur thukai ka kuch direct connection hai ... yeh baat toh doctor ko batani chahiye ... majho ka majho aur ilaaj ka ilaaj

There is some direct connection between memory and making love ... we should tell this to a doctor ... you get enjoyment along with the treatment

Zindagi mein luck bhi sirf uska saath deta hai ... jis mein jeetne ka jazba ho

In life luck also favors the one ... who has the passion for winning

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

When death is front of the eyes ... then even the best of the best persons position, becomes like the Gateway of India

Unko pakadne ke liye pehle unki sooch ko pakadna hoga

To catch them we first need to catch their thinking

Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai

He is a Sikh and he is effective too

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista ... jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

You enjoy milk when it has green cardamom, almonds and pistachios ... when a heart connects with a heart then a relationship of brother and sister is formed

Haath mein pistol lekar joh jeete hai ... unka anth pistol hi likhti hai

Those who live with a pistol in their hand ... their end is written by the pistol itself

Jis din police aur fauj tum logon ki rakhail ban jayegi na ... us din yeh saara mulk ek randikhana ban jayega ... aur jaise chakle chalte hai na ... ussi tarah tum is desh ko bech daloge

The day the police and the military will become a mistress of people like you ... that day this entire country will turn into a brothel ... and just like pimps move around ... just like that you guys will sell this country

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

The pant of childhood doesn't fit in youth ... and every no ball doesn't have a free hit

Tum kya leke aaye the ... aur kya leke jaoge

What did you bring ... and what will you take and go

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

The pant of childhood doesn't fit in youth ... and every no ball doesn't have a free hit

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

No matter how dangerous a dog gets ... he cannot take on a tiger

Koi mamuli MP meri MP3 nahi bajha sakta

No ordinary minister can play my MP3 song

Jab ghar pe ho sakta hai zukaam ka ilaaj toh kyun dhoonde kisi doctor ka address ... ki farak penda hai ki ilaaj kare Munnabhai ya M.B.B.S

Why should we find a doctor's address when we can cure the cold in the house ... what difference does it make whether Munnabhai does the treatment or a M.B.B.S (Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery)

Insaaf na kanoon de sakta hai na police ... agar koi insaaf de sakta hai ... to ek insaan doosre insaan ko de sakta hai

Neither law nor police can give justice ... if anyone can give justice ... then one person can give justice to another person

Aadmi apne kaam se pehchana jaata hai ... naam se nahi

A man is known by his work ... not by his name

Joh bheed mein shikaar kare woh sher nahin thug hota hai ... aur agar dushman tagda ho, toh usse maarne ka mazaa hi alag hota hai

One who hunts in a group is a thug not a tiger ... and if the enemy is strong, then it is great fun to kill him

Duniya mein har cheez badalti hai ... mausam, rishtey, naseeb

Everything in this world changes ... weather, relations, destiny

Agar do logon mein connection ho na, feelings ho na ... toh dil ki awaaz dil se sun sakte hai

If there is connection and feelings between two people ... then their hearts talk to each other

Mumbai ... ek aaisa station jahan koi bhi musafir kabhi akele nahi utarta ... uske saath koi na koi sapna zaroor utarta hai

Mumbai ... is a station where no traveller gets down alone ... some dream or other gets down along with him

Kehte hai waqt har zakhm bhar deta hai ... magar waqt hi mera zakhm hai

It is said that time heals all wounds ... but time itself is my wound

Yere yere pausa, tula deto paisa ... paisa saala khota, paus aala motha

Oh rain do come, I'll give you money ... the money was bloody fake, and the rain came fast

Jaan dene se lakeerein mitt jaati hai ... aur zinda rehne se shayad lakeerein badal sakti hai

Your fate is erased when you die ... but may be it will change if you stay alive

Saara din tu bhaukega ... ya kaatega bhi

Will you bark the whole day ... or will you bite also

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Along with your ears keep all the holes of your body open and listen to me

Main wapas zaroor aaonga ... aur uss din aakhri baar teri photo chapegi ... zinda nahi murda

I will definitely comeback ... and that day your picture will be published for the last time ... not as living, but dead

Pyar ka badla pyar aur dosti ka badla dosti ... yeh mera usool hai

Revenge of love is love and revenge of friendship is friendship ... this is my rule

Ab Gandhiji ko hi le lo ... puri zindagi ahinsa ahinsa ke peeche bhaagte rahe ... aur humne unki photo aaisi cheez par chaap di ... joh hinsa ki sabse badi jhad hai ... paisa

Just take the case of Gandhi ... his whole life he ran behind non-violence ... and we put his picture on such a thing ... which is the biggest cause of violence ... money

Trigger dabaya ... aur khel khallas!

Press the trigger ... and the game is over!

Is jahaan mein aaye ho toh kuch aaisa karo kadardaan ... ke jis gali se guzro toh awaaz aaye, abbajaan abbajaan

Since you have come in this world then do something that ... sounds calling you Dad come from whichever street you pass through

Agar kisi ko meri kamyabi se jalan hoti hai, toh achcha hai ... agar koi mujhse nafrat karta hai, toh aur bhi achcha hai

If someone is jealous of my success, then it's good ... if someone hates me, then it's even better

Dost mar sakta hai ... lekin dosti nahi

A friend can die ... but friendship cannot

Aaj ke baad mujhe agar kisi ke khilaaf koi bhi report mili ... toh main uska woh haal karoonga, ki maa baap bhi nahi pehchanenge

After today if I get any report against anyone ... then I'll make such a condition of that person, that even his parents will not be able to recognize him

Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai ... suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai ... bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

Cream is made by boiling milk ... stitching is done when a dress tears ... the one who is scared of a ghost, god only save him

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

No matter what mark is there on the shirt, it comes out with Nirma or Rin ... the one who does bad things, he comes out from a dustbin

Aye Mamu ... jadoo ki jhappi de daal aur baat khatam

Hey brother ... give a magical hug and end the matter

Chaukidar kare chaukidari, wafaadari toh kutta bhi karta hai ... joh kare biwi se bewafai, usse wafaa toh kutta bhi nahi karta hai

A watchman is the one who guards, because even a dog is loyal ... the one who cheats his wife, even a dog doesn't remain loyal to him

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Mumbai city, the alluring city ... here you'll get a person of every type ... and every person gets screwed in various types of ways

Main mazaak nahi ... bullet chhodta hoon

I don't joke ... I fire bullets

Titanic kab ki doob chuki hai varna us mein bithakar pyar se bhejta yeh bhaiya ... train ki ticket book ho chuki hai, biwi ghar se nikal de na toh chale jaana karte "Chaiyya Chaiyya"

The Titanic drowned long time back or else this brother would have seated you with love and sent you in that ... and the ticket of the train has been booked, so if your wife throws you out from the house then go in it dancing on the "Chaiyya Chaiyya" song

Aye Baba ... pachaas idea hai dimaag mein

Oh dad ... I have fifty ideas in my mind

Samundar ki machli, ladki ka dil aur currency note pe kisi ka naam nahi likha hota ... jiske haath lagi us hi ki sagi

A fish in the sea, a girls heart and a currency note does not have a name written on it ... it belongs to the person who has it

Politicians aur diapers ko badalna chahiye ... nahi toh gandagi phail jayegi

Politicians and diapers should always be changed ... or else it'll spread filthiness

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

When death is front of the eyes ... then even the best of the best persons position, becomes like the Gateway of India

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Since it's Sunday today you guys are saved ... but don't understand that everyday is a Sunday ... today eat the sweets from Ghasitaram ... since from tomorrow you have to take the beatings from Lakhwinder

Case mein dum hai ... lekin witnesses kam hai

The case is strong ... but the witnesses are few

Janta hai tu ki danger naam hai mera ... aur main janta hoon ki kya kaam hai tera

You know that my name is danger ... and I know what work you have

My would be wife ... yeh lo knife ... kaato yeh cake aur bacha lo is bhooke ki life

My would be wife ... here is the knife ... cut this cake and save the life of this hungry person

Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta ... action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon

Son, I have just started with comedy ... but I have been doing action since 30 years

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

This heart ... beats like a tractors engine

Zindagi aur maut ka faisla toh uparwaale ki kalam se hua karta hai ... aap jaise rayeeso ki bandook se nahi

The decision between life and death happens with the pen of God ... not with the gun of rich people like you

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Zindagi jeene ka mazaa tab aata hai ... jab maut ki ungliyan thamkar bhaga jaye

The fun in living life comes ... when we run holding the fingers of death

Sach ko sach karne ke liye do logon ki zaroorat padti hai ... ek joh sach bol sakta hai ... aur doosra joh sach sun sakta hai

Two people are needed to prove that the truth is in fact the real truth ... one who can speak the truth ... and second who can listen to that truth

Bewafaa aadmi khuda se gabra jaata hai ... aur sacha pyar hai na khuda se takra jaata hai

An unfaithful man is scared of god ... and true love will fight against god

Ek goli daali, paanch khali ... sir pe taani, khopdi khaali

Put one bullet, leave five empty ... aim on the head, empty skull

Kahani mein twist ho na ... toh mazaa aata hai

When the story has a twist ... only then there is fun

Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula ... shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha

If the gas is over then burn the grill ... why should we have the wedding in the city when the bridegroom is next to us

Main yahan aaya hoon choron ki safai karne ... gundon ki dhulai karne ... aur kanoon ko todhne waalo ki thukai karne

I have come here to cleanup the theives ... to beatup the goons ... and to thrash the people who break the law

Yeh ghar hai ya veerana ... na aadmi, na uski jaat ka thikana

Is this a house or ruins ... neither there is a person, nor are there any signs of someone

Oye oye oye yaad mat dila ... rom rom romantic ho jata hai

Oh don't remind me of that ... my every part gets romantic

I don't know woh kaun hai aur yeh sab kyun kar raha hai ... lekin ek baar uska pata chal jaye toh usse nafrat karne ki sahi wajah de doonga

I don't know who he is and why is he doing all this ... but once I know about him then I'll give him the right reason to hate me

Taqdeer teri chutti pe hai, maut tere sarr pe hai ... lekin baatein aise karta hai, jaise zindagi tere bistar pe hai

Your fate is on vacation, death is on your head ... but you're talking as if, life is on your bed

Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai

Destiny wants to warm your bed ... and you want to sleep on the couch

Pyar maanga tha, judaai nahi ... wafaa maangi tha, bewafai nahi

I asked for love, not separation ... I asked for faith, not unfaithfulness

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

Bahadur toh sab hote hai ... main zara sa lucky hoon

Everyone is courageous ... I am a little lucky

To win matches you have to take great catches

To win matches you have to take great catches

Sooch samajhkar jaan moochkar ki gayi galati ... galati nahi hoti

A mistake that is done after thinking and on purpose ... is not a mistake

Carrom ramwanu, juice pivanu ... mazza ni life

Play carrom, drink juice ... life is great

Jab Vicky ke panjon ki paanchon ungliyan judh jaati hai na ... toh usse kehte hai mukka, Vicky ka mukka ... aur jab yeh kisi ke jabre pe padta hai na ... toh aaisa lagta hai ki Kapil Dev ka fulltoss woh bhi bagair helmet ke

When the five fingers of Vicky's hand get together ... then it's called a punch, Vicky's punch ... and when it hits someone's jaws ... then it feels like a fulltoss being bowled by Kapil Dev and that to without a helmet

I don't know woh kaun hai aur yeh sab kyun kar raha hai ... lekin ek baar uska pata chal jaye toh usse nafrat karne ki sahi wajah de doonga

I don't know who he is and why is he doing all this ... but once I know about him then I'll give him the right reason to hate me

Zindagi mein luck bhi sirf uska saath deta hai ... jis mein jeetne ka jazba ho

In life luck also favors the one ... who has the passion for winning

Kudi da patla lak te munde da good luck ... dono luck ki baat hoti hai

A girls slim waist and a boys good luck ... both are dependent on luck

Bandook se kisi ki jaan li ja sakti hai ... kisi ka dil nahi jeet sakte

You can take someones life with a gun ... you can't win someones heart with it

Insaaf na kanoon de sakta hai na police ... agar koi insaaf de sakta hai ... to ek insaan doosre insaan ko de sakta hai

Neither law nor police can give justice ... if anyone can give justice ... then one person can give justice to another person

Badi muddat se mere dil mein ek tasveer behti hai ... teri zulfon ke chao mein meri taqdeer behti hai

After a long time a picture is sitting in my heart ... and my destiny is sitting in the shade of your hair

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

The lime paste must be applied properly, be it a betel leaf of Banaras or Kolkata ... the evidence should be strong, even if you have to say thank you to a fool

Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola

It is real ... 50 tolas, 50 tolas ... how much, 50 tolas

Meri raftaar meri zindagi hai

My speed is my life

Is safar mein isse khoobsurat ghatna aur kya ho sakti hai ... ki tera haath, haath mein aa gaya ... chirag raah mein jal uthe

In this journey there cannot be a more beautiful event than this ... where your hand comes in my hand ... and the lamps on the road start to glow

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

No one can steal ... dancing from the Gujaratis ... the underwear from a Tarzan's body ... and money from Chetan's and Bhagat's hand

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Along with your ears keep all the holes of your body open and listen to me

Tu police waala nahin bhadwaa hai ... joh kanoon ko rundi banakar gundon ke haathon mein bechta hai

You are a pimp not a cop ... who sells the law as a prostitute into the hands of goons

Woh sapna kya sapna hai, joh sirf sooke dekha jaaye ... sapna toh woh hona chahiye, joh neendein udda de

A dream that is seen when asleep is not a dream ... a dream should be something that takes away your sleep

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

Everyday at 9 o'clock Bachchan Sir came and shouted on TV ... that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ... then I understood, that to become a Millionaire ... you have to be a "Conman" first

Titanic kab ki doob chuki hai varna us mein bithakar pyar se bhejta yeh bhaiya ... train ki ticket book ho chuki hai, biwi ghar se nikal de na toh chale jaana karte "Chaiyya Chaiyya"

The Titanic drowned long time back or else this brother would have seated you with love and sent you in that ... and the ticket of the train has been booked, so if your wife throws you out from the house then go in it dancing on the "Chaiyya Chaiyya" song

Duniya saali jalti hai ... jab taqdeer chalti hai

The world feels jealous ... when destiny works in your favor

Today corruption is a part of our lives ... an honest man is a liability

Today corruption is a part of our lives ... an honest man is a liability

Main mulaqat nahi ... mukke aur laat se baat karoonga

I will not talk with words ... I will talk with punches and kicks

Jua khelne ka mazaa tab aata hai ... jab samne waale ka luck mazboot ho

The fun in gambling comes when ... the luck of your opponent is strong

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli ... dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

A sprain can be cured by applying Iodex (ointment), itching can be cured by applying B-Tex (cream) ... the husband who tries to flirt, will fall down with a current from the electricity

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

There are 206 types of bones ... while breaking them did we ever think about it

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

No book in this world can teach you how to make a woman happy ... for that you don't need a degree, you need pedigree

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Agar main marr gaya toh tu jee gaya ... agar main jee gaya toh tu marr gaya

If I die then you'll live ... if I live then you'll die

Tu police waala nahin bhadwaa hai ... joh kanoon ko rundi banakar gundon ke haathon mein bechta hai

You are a pimp not a cop ... who sells the law as a prostitute into the hands of goons

Jitna talk time hai utna bol

Only talk for whatever talk time is left

Jiski nazar kamzor hoti hai ... uska zor kam hota hai

Those who have poor eyesight ... they have less power

Adalat mein muqadma ladna mera pesha hai ... aur adalat ke kaam kaaz mein koi apni taange adaye ... uski taange todna meri hobby

It's my occupation to fight a case in the court ... and if someone interferes in the court's matter ... then to break their legs is my hobby

Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai ... suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai ... bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

Cream is made by boiling milk ... stitching is done when a dress tears ... the one who is scared of a ghost, god only save him

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam

Both your life lines are over ... if you make the third mistake then the episode will be over

Duniya mein har cheez badalti hai ... mausam, rishtey, naseeb

Everything in this world changes ... weather, relations, destiny

Zindagi jeene ka mazaa tab aata hai ... jab maut ki ungliyan thamkar bhaga jaye

The fun in living life comes ... when we run holding the fingers of death

Kichad uchhalne par kichad hi milta hai

If you splash on mud you will get mud only

Agar usse kuch hua toh goli aaisi jagah daloonga ... ki karobaar toh chhod ... tu din ke zaroori kaam karna bhi chhod dega

If anything happens to her then I will shoot you in such a place ... that forget work ... you will forget to do the daily necessities of life

Gunday ka sirf ek hi ussool hota hai ... ki uska koi ussool nahi hota hai

A goon has only one rule ... that he has no rules

Agar usse kuch hua toh goli aaisi jagah daloonga ... ki karobaar toh chhod ... tu din ke zaroori kaam karna bhi chhod dega

If anything happens to her then I will shoot you in such a place ... that forget work ... you will forget to do the daily necessities of life

Ab dekh tamasha ... dhikhata hoon tereko Bipasha

Now you see my entertainment ... I'll show you Bipasha

Sahi time par sahi jagah hona ... sahi time par sahi baat karna ... aur sahi time par sahi kaam uthana ... iss hi ko luck kehte hai

Being at the right place at the right time ... saying the right thing at the right time ... picking the right work at the right time ... is called luck

Bambai ki sari ladkiyan tere do by do dil mein bhari padi hai

All the girls of Mumbai are filled in your two by two heart

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista ... jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

You enjoy milk when it has green cardamom, almonds and pistachios ... when a heart connects with a heart then a relationship of brother and sister is formed

Maana maine Ali Bhai ka kehna, maana tune Ali Bhai ka kehna ... lekin us budhe ki baat tu seriously mat lena, aur hamesha Mussa se bachke rehna

I did what Ali Bhai said, you did what Ali Bhai said ... but don't take what the old man said seriously, and always beware of Mussa

Jab cycle pe behto ho toh chalana padta hai pedal ... agar duniya mein aaye ho toh punya karo, ki fayda cheque aur medal

When you sit on a cycle then you have to pedal ... if you have come in this world then do good things, and why bother about a cheque or a medal

Politics sher ki sawari hai ... ek baar utar gaye toh jaan se bhi haath dho behetoge

Politics is like a ride on a tiger's back ... once you get down then you'll lose your life as well

Bandook se kisi ki jaan li ja sakti hai ... kisi ka dil nahi jeet sakte

You can take someones life with a gun ... you can't win someones heart with it

Zindagi mein luck bhi sirf uska saath deta hai ... jis mein jeetne ka jazba ho

In life luck also favors the one ... who has the passion for winning

Yere yere pausa, tula deto paisa ... paisa saala khota, paus aala motha

Oh rain do come, I'll give you money ... the money was bloody fake, and the rain came fast

Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai ... khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai

Things change from time to time, it's day at times and it's night at times ... a meeting that ends without coffee, is not a meeting at all

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Mumbai city, the alluring city ... here you'll get a person of every type ... and every person gets screwed in various types of ways

Jab ghar pe ho sakta hai zukaam ka ilaaj toh kyun dhoonde kisi doctor ka address ... ki farak penda hai ki ilaaj kare Munnabhai ya M.B.B.S

Why should we find a doctor's address when we can cure the cold in the house ... what difference does it make whether Munnabhai does the treatment or a M.B.B.S (Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery)

Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme ... ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati

Eyeglasses of power and given promises ... once they come along they never go away

Samundar ki machli, ladki ka dil aur currency note pe kisi ka naam nahi likha hota ... jiske haath lagi us hi ki sagi

A fish in the sea, a girls heart and a currency note does not have a name written on it ... it belongs to the person who has it

Bina maqsad fight nahi karna ... aur agar maqsad mil jaye toh peeche nahi hatna

Don't fight without a reason ... and when you have a reason then don't backup

Lene ke baad dena toh padta hi hai bachchu

My son, after taking you have to give

Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai ... suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai ... bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

Cream is made by boiling milk ... stitching is done when a dress tears ... the one who is scared of a ghost, god only save him

Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai

Destiny wants to warm your bed ... and you want to sleep on the couch

Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

The one who has one wife is also famous ... if you bring a washing machine home, then why do you need a laundryman

Naukar maalik par ehsaan nahi ... sirf namak ka farz ada karta hai

A servant does not do a favor on his boss ... he only fulfills his duty

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

Mumbai mein insaan ki keemat uski supari se hoti hai

The value of a person in Mumbai is determined by the amount of money that is paid to kill him

Mere baare mein joh bhi suna hoga bura hi suna hoga ... lekin main itna bura nahi hoon ki mere bagal mein khade hone se koi badnaam ho jaaye

Whatever you must have heard about me, must be evil ... but I'm not that evil, that if someone stands next to me then they'll get defamed

Jab kaatne ki aukaad nahi ho na ... toh bhaukna bhi nahi chahiye

When you don't have the courage to bite ... then you shouldn't bark as well

Badi muddat se mere dil mein ek tasveer behti hai ... teri zulfon ke chao mein meri taqdeer behti hai

After a long time a picture is sitting in my heart ... and my destiny is sitting in the shade of your hair

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Be it love or a motorcycle ... it is very important to have a break in them

Sawaal yeh nahi hai ki bar mein kitni daru hai ... sawaal yeh hai ki tu kitni pee sakta hai

The question is not that how much alcohol is there in the bar ... the question is that how much can you drink

Is dharti par aisa koi ghoda paida nahi hua ... jiski savari main nahi kar sakta

There is no horse born on the face of this earth ... whom I cannot ride

Jis din tu isse zindagi dega ... main isse maut doonga, maut, sirf maut!

The day you give him life ... I will give him death, death, only death!

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Bewajah log kahan marte hai ... yaar hi bewafai karte hai

People don't die without a reason ... it is friends who are unfaithful

Aaj ke baad mujhe agar kisi ke khilaaf koi bhi report mili ... toh main uska woh haal karoonga, ki maa baap bhi nahi pehchanenge

After today if I get any report against anyone ... then I'll make such a condition of that person, that even his parents will not be able to recognize him

Mumbai pe raj karta hoon ... raj

I rule over Mumbai ... rule

Adalat mein muqadma ladna mera pesha hai ... aur adalat ke kaam kaaz mein koi apni taange adaye ... uski taange todna meri hobby

It's my occupation to fight a case in the court ... and if someone interferes in the court's matter ... then to break their legs is my hobby

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

I will show you the true path, and not the false opinion ... you hold my hand, and I will give you a child

Jitna talk time hai utna bol

Only talk for whatever talk time is left

Jab bhook lagti hai na toh pet yeh nahin poochta ... ki yeh roti imaandari ki hai ya baimaani ki

When one is hungry then the stomach doesn't ask ... whether this bread is from honesty or cheating

Main yahan aaya hoon choron ki safai karne ... gundon ki dhulai karne ... aur kanoon ko todhne waalo ki thukai karne

I have come here to cleanup the theives ... to beatup the goons ... and to thrash the people who break the law

Yeh dhanda hai na bewafaa aurat ki tarah hai ... bewafai par utar aaye toh kangaal kar deta hai ... aur wafaadari par utar aaye toh malamaal

This business is like an unfaithful woman ... if it comes to unfaithfulness then it will make you broke ... and if it comes to faithfulness then it will make you rich

Mumbai pe raj karta hoon ... raj

I rule over Mumbai ... rule

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan yeh misaalen hai bhagwan ki ... insaano ki agar deni hai misaal toh dena Shaadi No. 1 ki

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan are examples of gods ... but if you want to give an example of humans then give of Marriage No. 1

Yeh ghar hai ya veerana ... na aadmi, na uski jaat ka thikana

Is this a house or ruins ... neither there is a person, nor are there any signs of someone

Agar main marr gaya toh tu jee gaya ... agar main jee gaya toh tu marr gaya

If I die then you'll live ... if I live then you'll die

Zindagi mein jab sirf ek hi raasta bacha ho ... toh kya galat aur kya sahi ... koi mainey nahi rakhta

In life when there is only one path left ... then what is wrong and what is right ... doesn't matter at all

Main yahan aaya hoon choron ki safai karne ... gundon ki dhulai karne ... aur kanoon ko todhne waalo ki thukai karne

I have come here to cleanup the theives ... to beatup the goons ... and to thrash the people who break the law

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

No one can steal ... dancing from the Gujaratis ... the underwear from a Tarzan's body ... and money from Chetan's and Bhagat's hand

Zindagi aur maut aankh mein choli ka khel hai ... par Pritam Singh jab khele toh baki sab fail hai

Life and death is the game of hide and seek ... but when Pritam Singh plays then everyone else fails

Aadmi khatam ... toh files khatam

Man dies ... then files close

Yeh duniya bahut buri hai, bahut buri hai ... joh bhi deti hai bura banane ke baad hi deti hai

This world is very bad, very bad ... whatever it gives, it gives only after one becomes bad

Aadmi musafir hota hai hero ... aata hai, jaata hai

A man is a traveler buddy ... he comes, he goes

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

The pant of childhood doesn't fit in youth ... and every no ball doesn't have a free hit

Galat tareeke se sahi kaam mujhe karna aata hai

I know how to do the right things in the wrong way

Dhanda shuru karne se pehle teri jahan jahan bhi pahunch hai na, un sabse meri report manga lena ... agar kisi ek ne bhi mere area mein dhanda shuru karne ki salah di na tujhe ... toh vardi ki kasam tere dhande ka ribbon kaatne main khud aaonga

Before starting your business, collect my report from everyone whom you can reach ... and even if one person gives you the advice of opening your business in my area ... then I swear on my uniform that I'll myself come to cut the ribbon of your business

Jab bhook lagti hai na toh pet yeh nahin poochta ... ki yeh roti imaandari ki hai ya baimaani ki

When one is hungry then the stomach doesn't ask ... whether this bread is from honesty or cheating

Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai

In this world people are not good or bad ... they are either sensible or idiots

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Bina maqsad fight nahi karna ... aur agar maqsad mil jaye toh peeche nahi hatna

Don't fight without a reason ... and when you have a reason then don't backup

Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai ... khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai

Things change from time to time, it's day at times and it's night at times ... a meeting that ends without coffee, is not a meeting at all

Bahadur toh sab hote hai ... main zara sa lucky hoon

Everyone is courageous ... I am a little lucky

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

A loan and marriage are similar ... if you take a loan then pay for it, and if you got married then fulfill it

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai

Pritam Singh gives everyone one chance to stay alive ... one who agrees is OK, or else he goes up and cries

Duniya mein har cheez badalti hai ... mausam, rishtey, naseeb

Everything in this world changes ... weather, relations, destiny

Tere karm hi nahi re ... teri saali poori atma sadeli hai sadeli

Not only your deeds ... your whole bloody soul has gone bad

Kehte hai waqt har zakhm bhar deta hai ... magar waqt hi mera zakhm hai

It is said that time heals all wounds ... but time itself is my wound

Jis din tu isse zindagi dega ... main isse maut doonga, maut, sirf maut!

The day you give him life ... I will give him death, death, only death!

Aaj tumhe maut sirf dekhni hi nahi ... mehsoos bhi karni padegi

Today you'll have to not only see a death ... but also feel it

Jahan paisa hota hai wahan jurm hai ... jahan jurm hota hai wahan khauff ... aur jahan khauff hota hai wahan mere jaisa mujrim

Where there is money there is crime ... where there is crime there is fear ... and where there is fear there are criminals like me

Na moh, na maya, na mamta ka bandhan ... bus anand hi anand

I don't have endearment, illusion and affection ... I only have happiness

Jab tum smile karta hai na ... toh aisa lagta hai ki kya mast life hai

When you smile ... it feels as if life is great

Rajneeti bolo toh ek second ... socho toh ek minute ... seekh lo toh kuch din ... lekin rajneeti samajhne ke liye poori zindagi nikal jaati hai

You can talk about politics in one second ... you can think about it in one minute ... you can learn about it in a few days ... but it'll take you your entire life to understand politics

Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

The one who has one wife is also famous ... if you bring a washing machine home, then why do you need a laundryman

Pyar ka badla pyar aur dosti ka badla dosti ... yeh mera usool hai

Revenge of love is love and revenge of friendship is friendship ... this is my rule

Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula ... shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha

If the gas is over then burn the grill ... why should we have the wedding in the city when the bridegroom is next to us

Duniya saali jalti hai ... jab taqdeer chalti hai

The world feels jealous ... when destiny works in your favor

Taqdeer teri chutti pe hai, maut tere sarr pe hai ... lekin baatein aise karta hai, jaise zindagi tere bistar pe hai

Your fate is on vacation, death is on your head ... but you're talking as if, life is on your bed

Waqt ki fitrat khol de kismat ... khud pe bharosa hai toh aazmaa le apna luck

It is the habit of time to open up destiny ... and if you trust yourself, then try your luck

Dost mar sakta hai ... lekin dosti nahi

A friend can die ... but friendship cannot

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

Jahan paisa hota hai wahan jurm hai ... jahan jurm hota hai wahan khauff ... aur jahan khauff hota hai wahan mere jaisa mujrim

Where there is money there is crime ... where there is crime there is fear ... and where there is fear there are criminals like me

Aaj ke jeevan ka doosra naam hai ... rokda, paisa, maal

The other name for today's life is ... cash, money, wealth

Jaise kamino ki pechaan jail mein piste hue chakki ko hoti hai ... vaise apne jijo ki pehchaan Lakhwinder Singh Lakha urf Lucky ko hoti hai

Just like the grinder grinding in the jail recognizes rascals ... just like that Lakhwinder Singh Lakha aka Lucky recognizes his brother-in-laws

Waqt ne tumhe hamesha dhokha diya hai ... lekin is baar woh tumhare saath chalega

Time has always betrayed you ... but this time it will be with you

Mann chahta hai ke is waqt kuch aisa ho jaye ... ki yeh duniya so jaye ... bas tum aur hum jage rahe ... aur uske baad yeh duniya hamesha soti rahe

My heart desires that something should happen in this moment ... that the world goes to sleep ... only you and me would be awake ... and after that may this world remain sleeping forever

Tere mein sur Osama ka ho ... lekin mere mein power Obama ka hai

Your tone may be like Osama ... but my power is like Obama

Kichad toh kisi bhi sabun se dhul sakta hai ... lekin tumhare dimaag mein joh amiri ka kichad bhara hai na ... woh kisi sabun se nahi dhul sakta

Mud can be washed by any soap ... but the mud of riches that is stuffed in your mind ... cannot be washed with any soap

Zindagi ka maza humne bahut kam liya hai ... ab vapas lauta hoon zindagi bhar ka maza loonga

I've enjoyed my life very little ... now that I've returned, I'll enjoy for my entire life

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan yeh misaalen hai bhagwan ki ... insaano ki agar deni hai misaal toh dena Shaadi No. 1 ki

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan are examples of gods ... but if you want to give an example of humans then give of Marriage No. 1

Sher Khan baimaani ka dhanda bhi imaandari se karta hai

Sher Khan does even the business of dishonesty with honesty

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Bloody, I have chemical turmoil in my brain

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

No matter how dangerous a dog gets ... he cannot take on a tiger

Kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai ... pair nahi

The hands of the law are long ... not his legs

Buddhe ke mooh mein toffee aur mehmaan ke mooh se maafi ... achchi nahi lagti

A toffee in a old mans mouth and sorry from a guests mouth ... don't look good

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

No one can steal ... dancing from the Gujaratis ... the underwear from a Tarzan's body ... and money from Chetan's and Bhagat's hand

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

No book in this world can teach you how to make a woman happy ... for that you don't need a degree, you need pedigree

Maana maine Ali Bhai ka kehna, maana tune Ali Bhai ka kehna ... lekin us budhe ki baat tu seriously mat lena, aur hamesha Mussa se bachke rehna

I did what Ali Bhai said, you did what Ali Bhai said ... but don't take what the old man said seriously, and always beware of Mussa

Jab cycle pe behto ho toh chalana padta hai pedal ... agar duniya mein aaye ho toh punya karo, ki fayda cheque aur medal

When you sit on a cycle then you have to pedal ... if you have come in this world then do good things, and why bother about a cheque or a medal

Buddhe ke mooh mein toffee aur mehmaan ke mooh se maafi ... achchi nahi lagti

A toffee in a old mans mouth and sorry from a guests mouth ... don't look good

Gunehghar aur mujrim ka rishta ya kanoon se hota hai ... ya phir bandook ki goli se

A culprit or a criminal is either related to the law ... or a bullet from a gun

Jaise kamino ki pechaan jail mein piste hue chakki ko hoti hai ... vaise apne jijo ki pehchaan Lakhwinder Singh Lakha urf Lucky ko hoti hai

Just like the grinder grinding in the jail recognizes rascals ... just like that Lakhwinder Singh Lakha aka Lucky recognizes his brother-in-laws

Tere teer-e-neemkash ko koi mere dil se pooche ... yeh khalish kahan se hoti joh jigar ke paar hota ... joh nigah ki thi zalim toh phir aankh kyun churai ... wohi teer kyun na maara joh jigar ke paar hota

Someone should ask my heart about your half drawn arrow ... where would this pain have come from if it had pierced through my body ... why did you look away from me after looking into my eyes ... why didn't you fire the arrow that would have pierced through my body

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

This heart ... beats like a tractors engine

Jab cycle pe behto ho toh chalana padta hai pedal ... agar duniya mein aaye ho toh punya karo, ki fayda cheque aur medal

When you sit on a cycle then you have to pedal ... if you have come in this world then do good things, and why bother about a cheque or a medal

Waqt ki fitrat khol de kismat ... khud pe bharosa hai toh aazmaa le apna luck

It is the habit of time to open up destiny ... and if you trust yourself, then try your luck

Aajkal logon ko aisa accountant chahiye ... joh hisaab barabar bhi rakhe aur zaroorat aane par hisaab barabar bhi kar sake

Nowadays people want such an accountant ... who can keep the accounts properly and also when the time comes, can fix the accounts

Jab bhook lagti hai na toh pet yeh nahin poochta ... ki yeh roti imaandari ki hai ya baimaani ki

When one is hungry then the stomach doesn't ask ... whether this bread is from honesty or cheating

Sher Khan baimaani ka dhanda bhi imaandari se karta hai

Sher Khan does even the business of dishonesty with honesty

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli ... dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

A sprain can be cured by applying Iodex (ointment), itching can be cured by applying B-Tex (cream) ... the husband who tries to flirt, will fall down with a current from the electricity

Carrom ramwanu, juice pivanu ... mazza ni life

Play carrom, drink juice ... life is great

Bewajah log kahan marte hai ... yaar hi bewafai karte hai

People don't die without a reason ... it is friends who are unfaithful

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba

Oh my, I am his dad ... I am the engine and he is the carriage

Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta ... action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon

Son, I have just started with comedy ... but I have been doing action since 30 years

Tera get well soon ho jayega Mamu

You will get well soon brother

Log apna paap dhone ke liye Haridwar jaate hai ... main toh khud Ganga ko tere pass leke aa raha hoon

People go to Haridwar to get rid of their sins ... I'm myself bringing Ganga to you

Sahi time par sahi jagah hona ... sahi time par sahi baat karna ... aur sahi time par sahi kaam uthana ... iss hi ko luck kehte hai

Being at the right place at the right time ... saying the right thing at the right time ... picking the right work at the right time ... is called luck

Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

The one who has one wife is also famous ... if you bring a washing machine home, then why do you need a laundryman

Aye Mamu ... jadoo ki jhappi de daal aur baat khatam

Hey brother ... give a magical hug and end the matter

Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula ... shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha

If the gas is over then burn the grill ... why should we have the wedding in the city when the bridegroom is next to us

Apun ke saath kuch khunass hai kya ... kaiko sab khudkhushi waale idea derela hai

Do you have grudge against me ... why are you giving me all suicidal ideas

Agar aap miss world mein khadi ho gayi na ... toh 1st, 2nd, 3rd ka title aap hi ko milega

If you participate in the miss world (contest) ... then you'll only win the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place title

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Be it love or a motorcycle ... it is very important to have a break in them

Informers police waale ke teesre kaan hote hai

Informers are the third ear of the police

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

The lime paste must be applied properly, be it a betel leaf of Banaras or Kolkata ... the evidence should be strong, even if you have to say thank you to a fool

Koi mamuli MP meri MP3 nahi bajha sakta

No ordinary minister can play my MP3 song

Ek goli daali, paanch khali ... sir pe taani, khopdi khaali

Put one bullet, leave five empty ... aim on the head, empty skull

Sher Khan baimaani ka dhanda bhi imaandari se karta hai

Sher Khan does even the business of dishonesty with honesty

Haath mein pistol lekar joh jeete hai ... unka anth pistol hi likhti hai

Those who live with a pistol in their hand ... their end is written by the pistol itself

Pyar maanga tha, judaai nahi ... wafaa maangi tha, bewafai nahi

I asked for love, not separation ... I asked for faith, not unfaithfulness

Tu police waala nahin bhadwaa hai ... joh kanoon ko rundi banakar gundon ke haathon mein bechta hai

You are a pimp not a cop ... who sells the law as a prostitute into the hands of goons

Mann chahta hai ke is waqt kuch aisa ho jaye ... ki yeh duniya so jaye ... bas tum aur hum jage rahe ... aur uske baad yeh duniya hamesha soti rahe

My heart desires that something should happen in this moment ... that the world goes to sleep ... only you and me would be awake ... and after that may this world remain sleeping forever

Boyfriend bole toh?

Boyfriend as in?

Jabse is raaste pe kadam rakha hai na ... tabse kafan saath leke ghoomta hoon main

Ever since I have stepped on this path ... since then I am carrying a shroud with me

Jahan dekhi laundiya, nachne laga dandiya

Wherever you see a girl, you start dancing

Mard log haath se ladte hai ... chaku se nahi

Men fight with hands ... not with a knife

Carrom ramwanu, juice pivanu ... mazza ni life

Play carrom, drink juice ... life is great

Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai

Love doesn't look at the age ... it looks at the waist

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Jua woh nasha hai ... joh ek baar jeete toh insaan ko vapas kheench laata hai

Gambling is that intoxication ... which pulls a person back when they win for the first time

Desh toh apna ho gaya hai ... lekin log paraye ho gaye hain

The country has become ours ... but people have become outsiders

Gunehghar aur mujrim ka rishta ya kanoon se hota hai ... ya phir bandook ki goli se

A culprit or a criminal is either related to the law ... or a bullet from a gun

Ghoda jitna bhi adyal ho ... uspar savari karne ka utna hi mazaa aata hai

The more the horse is restive ... the more is the fun to ride on it

Bole toh Gandhigiri zindabad!

What say, long live the principles of Gandhi!

Chocolate se dosti, diabetes ka khatra ... daru se dosti, liver ka khatra ... aur mujhse dosti, dushmani ka khatra

If you become chocolates friend then you are in danger with diabetes ... if you become alcohols friend then you are in danger with your liver ... and if you become my friend then you are in danger of my enmity

Na main teri tarah kisi ko supari doonga, na hi saboot mittaonga ... balki jis din main tum logon ke naam ke matke phodonga na ... us din is shehar ka bachcha bachcha bolega ... tapka re tapka ... ek aur tapka

Like you I won't pay someone to kill, neither will I erase any proof ... instead the day when I break the pot of your names ... that day every child in the city will say ... someone died ... one more person died

Duniya saali jalti hai ... jab taqdeer chalti hai

The world feels jealous ... when destiny works in your favor

Yeh duniya bahut buri hai, bahut buri hai ... joh bhi deti hai bura banane ke baad hi deti hai

This world is very bad, very bad ... whatever it gives, it gives only after one becomes bad

Boyfriend bole toh?

Boyfriend as in?

Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai

He is a Sikh and he is effective too

Bole toh Gandhigiri zindabad!

What say, long live the principles of Gandhi!

Zindagi aur maut ka faisla toh uparwaale ki kalam se hua karta hai ... aap jaise rayeeso ki bandook se nahi

The decision between life and death happens with the pen of God ... not with the gun of rich people like you

Ab Gandhiji ko hi le lo ... puri zindagi ahinsa ahinsa ke peeche bhaagte rahe ... aur humne unki photo aaisi cheez par chaap di ... joh hinsa ki sabse badi jhad hai ... paisa

Just take the case of Gandhi ... his whole life he ran behind non-violence ... and we put his picture on such a thing ... which is the biggest cause of violence ... money

Dua karta hoon dost ... ke tujhe is gusse ka saamna nahi karna padhe

My friend I'll pray ... that you should never have to confront with my anger

My would be wife ... yeh lo knife ... kaato yeh cake aur bacha lo is bhooke ki life

My would be wife ... here is the knife ... cut this cake and save the life of this hungry person

Jab tum smile karta hai na ... toh aisa lagta hai ki kya mast life hai

When you smile ... it feels as if life is great

Janta hai tu ki danger naam hai mera ... aur main janta hoon ki kya kaam hai tera

You know that my name is danger ... and I know what work you have

Chaukidar kare chaukidari, wafaadari toh kutta bhi karta hai ... joh kare biwi se bewafai, usse wafaa toh kutta bhi nahi karta hai

A watchman is the one who guards, because even a dog is loyal ... the one who cheats his wife, even a dog doesn't remain loyal to him

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

No matter what mark is there on the shirt, it comes out with Nirma or Rin ... the one who does bad things, he comes out from a dustbin

Jis din police aur fauj tum logon ki rakhail ban jayegi na ... us din yeh saara mulk ek randikhana ban jayega ... aur jaise chakle chalte hai na ... ussi tarah tum is desh ko bech daloge

The day the police and the military will become a mistress of people like you ... that day this entire country will turn into a brothel ... and just like pimps move around ... just like that you guys will sell this country

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

A loan and marriage are similar ... if you take a loan then pay for it, and if you got married then fulfill it

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Mumbai city, the alluring city ... here you'll get a person of every type ... and every person gets screwed in various types of ways

Apun ke ghar mein aake, apun ko gaali deke, apun ko dhamkakar, apun ko badmash bolkar agar tum zinda khada hai na ... toh isse badke aur koi sharafat nahi ho sakti

After coming into my house, after cursing me, after threatening me, after calling me a rowdy person if you're standing alive ... then there is no decency bigger than that

Joh insaan wafaadar aur gaddar mein fark nahi samajh sakta ... woh maalik hone ke layak nahi ho sakta

One who does not understand the difference between faithful and traitor ... is not worthy of being a boss

Jahan dekhi laundiya, nachne laga dandiya

Wherever you see a girl, you start dancing

Mumbai mein insaan ki keemat uski supari se hoti hai

The value of a person in Mumbai is determined by the amount of money that is paid to kill him

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

The lime paste must be applied properly, be it a betel leaf of Banaras or Kolkata ... the evidence should be strong, even if you have to say thank you to a fool

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

Kayde mein rahega toh fayde mein rahega

If you follow the rules then you'll be in profit