Technology and science Dialogues

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai

You are oxygen and I am double hydrogen ... our chemistry is just like water

Ghar science se nahi ... home science se chalta hai

A house doesn't run on science ... it runs on home science

Jism ke x-ray ka toh suna tha ... lekin aap toh character ka bhi kar lete hai

I had heard about the x-ray of a body ... but you can do that even for a character

Science bhi kehta hai ki dil azaad khayal hai ... dhadakne ke liye na toh isse shareer ki zaroorat hai na dimaag ki

Even science says that a heart is independent ... it doesn't need a body nor a mind to beat

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... and if you still don't reply ... I'll poke you

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth

Computer pe ungli marte marte tu mere se ungli kiya?

By typing on the computer with your fingers, you fingered with me?

Science ka har ek naya experiment, har ek naya tajurba ... ek chamatkar hota hai

Every new experiment, every new experience of science ... is a miracle

Computer ne insaan ko nahi banaya hai ... insaan ne computer ko banaya hai ... is liye joh dimaag kar sakta hai, woh aapka computer nahi kar sakta hai

The computer did not make humans ... the humans made the computer ... that's why what a mind can do, a computer can't

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

The mind of Chacha Chaudhary runs faster than a computer ... but your mind runs faster than that of Chacha Chaudhary

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na

Imagine if I was an idea and if you were technology ... our kite would fly nice and high

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Women are like the virus from the internet ... first they enter a man's life ... then after scanning his heart and mind ... the transfer all his happiness, all his freedom, all his bank balance into their account ... and instead of that do you know what do they download in the man's account ... (what?) ... tension, yearning, suffocation, restlessness, fussiness, kids ... and then they leave deleting the smile from his face and hanging him forever

Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter ... kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar ... soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar

Be it water or a stone, be it Facebook or Twitter ... nothing is bigger than your love ... I think about that often, I think about that often

Tere phone ke cell na zyada hi charge ho rakhe hai

The cells in your phone are supercharged

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha

Opportunity always pokes, mails, spams and likes me ... but I was waiting on the door for it to knock

Zindagi mein bhi VCR ki tarah rewind button hota ... toh kitna achcha hota

If life had a rewind button just like the VCR ... then it would have been great

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains

Panch minute ke liye agar kisi ka bhi phone mil jaaye ... toh uski zaat, paat, aukaat sab pata chal jaati hai

If you get hold of someone's phone even for five minutes ... then you can come to know everything about them

Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai

If there is no trust in between relationships and no network on a mobile then people start playing games