Technology and science Dialogues

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk

Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Once a man hangs up then forget a female ... he is not even fit for an e-mail

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai

Film strugglers are like that message ... the more you delete them the more they come back

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

He doesn't even know the difference between software and underwear

Mere scientist ban'ne ka koi matlab nahi hai ... agar mera science mere desh ke kaam na aaye

There's no use of me becoming a scientist ... if my science isn't going to help my country

Connection bhi na kamaal ki cheez hai ... bas ho gaya toh ho gaya ... Wi-Fi, bluetooth se bhi zyada strong hai apna connection

Connection is a very strange thing ... it just happens ... our connection is stronger than Wi-Fi and bluetooth

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband

Speed one terahertz, memory one zettabyte

Speed one terahertz, memory one zettabyte

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Love happens at the speed of a direct connection ... and that easily it logs out

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai

The door of the heart must be big ... since even computers have windows

Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai

Nowadays only those people are honest who don't have a password on their mobile phone

Har computer ki wahich kahani ... kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

Every computer has the same story ... somewhere there is a porn star and somewhere there is a queen of dreams

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

This is the science of rowdyism ... it's a very tough subject and I am a master in it

There's no science without experiments

There's no science without experiments

Aadmi ke vikaas ke charan teen ... bandar, aadmi aur machine

There are three steps of human development ... monkey, human and machine

HIV positive, TB positive, Malaria positive ... yeh medical line na eklauti line hai jismein positive ka matlab bad news hota hai

HIV positive, TB positive, Malaria positive ... the medical field is the only field in which positive means bad news

Jab kaam ka bhoj badh jaata hai na ... toh dimaag ki wiring mein short circuit ho jaati hai

When the load of work increases ... then the wires of the brain get short circuited

Hum log science mein maante hai ... non-science mein nahi

We believe in science ... and not in non-science

Doctor dawaon se jism ka ilaaj karta hai aur physiatrist dimaag se dimaag ka ... dil ke paas pahunch kar, usse samajh kar, samjha kar

A doctor treats the body with medicines and a physiatrist treats the mind using his mind ... by going close to the heart, by understanding it, by making it understand