Door se main aap nazar aata hoon ... zara paas aa jaon toh baap nazar aata hoon ... aur bhi paas aa jaon toh phir potato chaap nazar aata hoon ... aur agar bilkul paas aa jaon toh phir chup-chap nazar aata hoon

From far I look respectful ... when I come slightly closer then I look like a father ... and if I come even more closer then I look like a patty of potato ... and if I come absolutely close then I look very silent

Peeonga, khoob peeonga ... itna peeonga ke seene ka khoon gale tak, aur gale ka khoon bahar tak

I'll drink, I'll drink a lot ... I'll drink so much that the blood from the chest comes to the throat, and the blood from the throat comes out

Inteqam bhi ajeeb funda hai, sharaab ki tarah ... jitna purana utni hi zyada kick deta hai

The concept of revenge is strange, like alcohol ... the older it is the more kick it gives

Dava, daru yah insaan ... kam waqt mein zyada asar karne waali koi bhi cheez ... thik nahi hoti

Medicine, alcohol or a person ... anything that affects a lot in a short time ... is not a good thing

Zara si chhu chappad ki na ... toh yeh milk chocolate waale thopde ko wrapper ke saath pichka doonga

If you open your mouth even a little bit ... then I'll smash this milk chocolate like face of yours along with its wrapper

Yeh Ramgarh waale apni betiyon ko kaun chakki ka pisa aata khilate hai re?

Which flour mill do these people from Ramgarh use to feed their daughters?

Gaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!

Something wow in the village ... like butter and bun ... meow!

Bheej bowte hi phal khane ke sapne nahi dekhne chahiye ... kabhi kabhi pedh nahi bhi ughte hai

You shouldn't dream about eating the fruits right after you sow the seed ... sometimes a tree doesn't grow

Chandni Chowk mein chandni raat mein chachi ne chacha ko chandi ke chamach se chutney chatayi

Aunty fed uncle chutney in a silver spoon in Chandni Chowk on a night with the moon

Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske

They scrambled his whole brain and made a desert from his body