Food and drinks Dialogues

Door se main aap nazar aata hoon ... zara paas aa jaon toh baap nazar aata hoon ... aur bhi paas aa jaon toh phir potato chaap nazar aata hoon ... aur agar bilkul paas aa jaon toh phir chup-chap nazar aata hoon

From far I look respectful ... when I come slightly closer then I look like a father ... and if I come even more closer then I look like a patty of potato ... and if I come absolutely close then I look very silent

Peeonga, khoob peeonga ... itna peeonga ke seene ka khoon gale tak, aur gale ka khoon bahar tak

I'll drink, I'll drink a lot ... I'll drink so much that the blood from the chest comes to the throat, and the blood from the throat comes out

Inteqam bhi ajeeb funda hai, sharaab ki tarah ... jitna purana utni hi zyada kick deta hai

The concept of revenge is strange, like alcohol ... the older it is the more kick it gives

Dava, daru yah insaan ... kam waqt mein zyada asar karne waali koi bhi cheez ... thik nahi hoti

Medicine, alcohol or a person ... anything that affects a lot in a short time ... is not a good thing

Zara si chhu chappad ki na ... toh yeh milk chocolate waale thopde ko wrapper ke saath pichka doonga

If you open your mouth even a little bit ... then I'll smash this milk chocolate like face of yours along with its wrapper

Yeh Ramgarh waale apni betiyon ko kaun chakki ka pisa aata khilate hai re?

Which flour mill do these people from Ramgarh use to feed their daughters?

Gaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!

Something wow in the village ... like butter and bun ... meow!

Chandni Chowk mein chandni raat mein chachi ne chacha ko chandi ke chamach se chutney chatayi

Aunty fed uncle chutney in a silver spoon in Chandni Chowk on a night with the moon

Bheej bowte hi phal khane ke sapne nahi dekhne chahiye ... kabhi kabhi pedh nahi bhi ughte hai

You shouldn't dream about eating the fruits right after you sow the seed ... sometimes a tree doesn't grow

Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske

They scrambled his whole brain and made a desert from his body

Assi tussi piyange lassi

You and I shall drink buttermilk

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Since it's Sunday today you guys are saved ... but don't understand that everyday is a Sunday ... today eat the sweets from Ghasitaram ... since from tomorrow you have to take the beatings from Lakhwinder

Katega bhunega toh alu ... isse main khaon ya bhalu

The potato will be cut and cooked ... whether I eat it or a bear

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Baimaani ke chocolate se imaandari ki chane hazar gunah zyada achche hai

The nuts of honesty are thousand times better than the chocolate of cheating

Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai

Today is Sunday, so it is a day to drink alcohol

Jaise ek roti ki ahmiyat ek bhookha jaanta hai ... zindagi ki ahmiyat ek marne waala jaanta hai ... vaise hi maa ki ahmiyat sirf ek anaath hi jaan sakta hai

Just like a hungry person understands the value of food ... just like a person dying understands the value of life ... just like that only an orphan can understand the value of a mother

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

I have no problems ... I only have Gujarati folk dance and potatoes in my life

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Dude, you're a man ... you should always be in the mood to have coffee ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Kutte ko ghee aur chor ko izzat ... kabhi hazam nahi hoti

Clarified butter for a dog and respect for a thief ... can never be digested