Adult Dialogues

Tere baap ne time pe withdraw kar liya hota ... toh tu haramzadgi se bach jata na

If your father had withdrawn at the right moment ... then you would not have been a bastard

Don't horny me!

Don't horny me!

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

If I'm a liar then I'm a bitch's son ... and if I'm correct then your mother's illegitimate lover ... you sister fucker!

Tumhare vital stats kya hai?

What are your vital statistics?

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti

Destiny is that bitch ... who doesn't sleep with me

Kitna haseen hai shabab dekhoge tab janoge ... kahan kahan khilte hai gulaab chuoge tab janoge

You'll come to know how beautiful is my body when you'll look at it ... you'll come to know where all do roses blossom when you'll touch it

Ladke sirf do hi condition mein raat bhar jaagte hai ... ya toh India Pakistan ka final ho ... ya toh phir kisi ladki ke saath ho

Guys stay awake in the night only on two conditions ... either there is a India vs Pakistan final (match) ... or else if he is with a girl

Bachpan se leke aaj tak hum dono ne joh kuch bhi kiya, saath mein kiya ... jeeye bhi toh saath, peeye bhi toh saath ... jhula jhulaya bhi toh saath ... pauda hilaya bhi toh saath

Since childhood whatever we have done, we have done it together ... we lived together, we drank together ... we sat on the swing together ... we shook the plant together

Ghanta! Ghanta! ... mera kuch bighadoge tum log

Balls! Balls! ... you guys cannot hurt me

Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main

I have seen before people going blind and crazy in love ... but I am seeing a dumbass for the first time

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke

This quality of yours has touched my heart ... that you didn't touch me

Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun

Sometimes the devil is below you ... sometimes you're below the devil ... too much fun

Aaj ke baad agar kisi ladki ki izzat nahi ki toh aisa haal karunga ... ki zindagi bhar peeche se mootega ... kyun ki aage ka tootega

From today onwards if you don't respect girls then I'll get you in such a situation that ... lifelong you'll pee from your back side ... because I'll break what you have on the front side

Jitna lamba kurta utni zyada sex drive

The longer the blouse, the higher the sex drive