Adult Dialogues

Lapat ke idhar pappi, udhar pappi ... udhar pappi, idhar pappi ... meri phulna shuru ho gayi

She jumped on me and kissed here and there ... she kissed there and here ... and I started to swell

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch

I can die without you ... it's the truth ... and it's time for a smooch

Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam

We are born again and again to do it ... I mean good deeds

Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

Patience is rewarding, but far more rewarding is ... morning fruit

Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga

Every father of a daughter thinks that his son-in-law will be like a diamond ... but you turned out to be a Kohinoor diamond who has slept with, who knows how many girls and how many times wearing Kohinoor condoms

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

You are Chandu's nephew ... and a result of a blown balloon

(Ek mahine ka waqt hai, sirf ek mahina) ... Mahina humein gin'na aata hai sahab ... har baar saala laal karke jaata hai

(You have a months time, just one month) ... Sir, I know how to count a month ... every time it comes, it leaves making me red

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the assistant and one for the crotch

Hindustan mein jab tak cinema hai ... log chutiye bante rahenge

In India until cinema is there ... people will keep becoming fools

Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

A girl is made to be teased ... an umbrella is made to be open ... a sheet is made to be worn

Gundagiri aur netagiri dono ek hi baap ki do harami aulad hai

Rowdyism and politics both are bastards from the same father

Karte hai washing powder ka vyapar aur bhabhiyon se pyar

He does the business of selling washing powder and he loves married women

Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana

Eat food, you will get strength ... don't humiliate us outside

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Surely you are a fool ... because a man becomes an idiot only after he gets married

Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela ... maa meri chudail ki beti, baap mera shaitan ka chela ... khayega kela?

My name is Ibu Hatela ... my mother is a daughter of a bitch, my father is a servant of satan ... want to eat a banana?

Men ... jitna chota dil, utna chota dimaag ... utna chota sab kuch

Men ... the smaller their heart is, that much smaller their mind is ... and that much smaller is everything else

Smell the needs of a woman ... vaas lene ka

Smell the needs of a woman ... understand her desperation

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then