Religion and god Dialogues

Bhagwan ne do hi toh achi cheezein banayi hai ... filmein aur main

God has created only two good things ... movies and me

Mohabbat karne waalon ke maula saath hai ... aye dushman teri kya taqat, teri kya aukaat hai

God is along with the people who are in love ... my enemy you don't have the strength and the position

Maine kisi devta ko nahi dekha ... par tumhe dekh ke aaisa lagta hai ki woh tumse alag nahi hoga

I have never seen any god ... but after seeing you, I feel that he is not going to be much different than you

Bhagwan jab apni mutthi mein chand ko chupata hai ... toh suraj nikalta hai

When god hides the moon in his fist ... then the sun comes out

Kya mukhda hai, kya aankhen hai, kya hooth hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki upar waale ne sare staff ko chutti dekar ... apne haathon se usse banaya hai

What a face, what eyes, what lips she has ... it seems as if god has given all his staff time off ... and made her with his own hands

Kehte hai bhagwan ka sakshat roop hoti hai maa ... joh kaam bhagwan bhi nahi kar sakte, woh maa karti hai ... lekin jab ek maa doosri maa se takrati hai ... toh yehi maa sabki maa ki

It's said that a mother is a guise of god ... what even god can't do, a mother can do that ... but when a mother fights with another mother ... then the same mother destroys everything

Koi hum mein sant kehta hai, koi kehta hai farishta, koi kehta hai guru, toh koi kehta hai bhagwan ... lekin hum toh hai sirf ek insaan

Some call me a saint, some call me an angel, some call me a teacher, and some call me god ... but I'm just a human

Mauka deta hai parmeshwar ... maut deta hai Rajeshwar

The god gives a chance ... and Rajeshwar gives death

Gundon ka mazhab gundagardi hota hai

The religion of goons is rowdyism

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

There is only one thing that is happening in Mumbai ... that is eat burgers and fritters ... and say God Ganesh is great

Laxmi samne se darshan dene ko tayaar hai ... aur aap joh hai line mein khade rehna chahte hai

The goddess of wealth is herself ready to come in front of you ... and you want to stand in a line to see her

Ye sar kisi insaan ke samne nahi jhuk sakta jailer sab ... jhukega to uski chaukhat pe ... ya uski darbar mein jhukega

Jailor Sir, this head will not bow in front of any human ... it will only bow on the doors of him (God) ... or in his temple

Mard aurat ka bhagwan hota hai ... balki usse bhi ooncha hota hai

A man is god for a woman ... infact much bigger than that

Jeet hamesha bhagwan ki hoti hai ... shaitan ki nahi

The god is always victorious ... not the devil

Ya toh main bhagwan ke khel mein apni haar maan loon ... ya uske khel ko palat doon

Either I accept defeat in God's game ... or I need to flip his game

Chillaaoo aur chillaaoo ... yahan se tumhari awaaz kiseeko bhi sunayi nahin degi ... ab tumhe bhagwan bhi bachaa nahin sakta

Scream, scream more ... from here nobody will be able to hear your voice ... even God can't save you now

Ab mujhe khuda bhi nahin rok sakta

Now even God can't stop me