Religion and god Dialogues

Tum kya samajhti ho Krishna bhagwan tumhe bachane aayenge ... woh Mahabharat mein aaye the ... is Bharat mein nahi aayenge

What do you think that Lord Krishna will come to save you ... he had come in the Mahabharata ... he won't come in this India

Dada toh is duniya mein sirf do hain ... ek upar waala aur doosre hum

There are only two leaders in this world ... one God and second me

Aksar log mujhse poochte hai ki mera surname kya hai, jaati kya hai, dharam kya hai ... aur main unse muskurake kehta hoon ... ki is desh ke naam pe mere bauji ne mera naam Bharat rakha ... ab itne badhe naam ke aage jaati, dharam, surname lagake na toh apna aur na hi is desh ka maan kam kar sakta hoon

Often people ask me what's my surname, caste, religion ... and I smile and tell them that ... my father named me Bharat which is the name of our country ... now by adding my surname, caste, religion to my name, I can't reduce my pride nor that of my country

Bhagwan sansar mein har jagah har ghadi nahi reh sakta ... is liye usne apne badle ghar ghar mein maa ko pehda kiya hai

God cannot be present on this universe in every place and at every moment ... hence instead of him he created a mother in every house

Bhagwan ki kaisi anokhi leela hai ... kabhi sab kuch cheen leta hai ... kabhi bahut kuch de deta hai

Gods play is so strange ... sometimes he takes away everything ... sometimes he gives so much

Insaaniyat ka mazhab har mazhab se ooncha hota hai

The religion of humanity is bigger than all religions

Jodiyan toh upar aasman mein hi decide ho jaati hai ... neeche toh bas unhe milvata hai koi ittefaq, koi halaat ... kabhi kisi ki rashiyan ya phir upar waale ki badmashiyan

Couples are decided up above in the sky ... down here they only connect due to some coincidence, some condition ... the horoscope of someone or may be the naughtiness of god

Jis manushya ka bank mein bahut rupaiya ho uske hridhay mein bhagwan hote hi nahi hai ... uske hridhay mein toh noton ki gaddiyan hoti hai jinse woh kabaddiyan khelta hai

A person who has a lot of money in his bank doesn't have god in his heart ... instead he has bundles of cash in his heart with which he plays kabaddi

Yeh husn Allah Allah, nazar tauba tauba ... ki ek hi jhalak mein khudai bhula di ... haseeno ne loota hum mein ... aur humne haseeno pe sari jawani luta di

Oh my god this body and these eyes ... it makes me forget godliness in just one sight ... the beauties have looted me ... and I lost my whole youth on these beauties

Jurm aur dharam ka dhanda darr ke bal pe hi toh chalta hai

The business of crime and religion runs on the basis of fear

Dharm aur raajneeti ka combination bahut khatarnak hai ... ekdum jaise ki sex aur violence ka

The combination of religion and politics is very dangerous ... just like sex and violence

Apne bhagwan ki raksha karna band karo ... nahi toh is gola mein insaan nahi sirf joota reh jayega

Stop protecting your god ... or else only shoes will be left on this planet and not humans

Kamal keechad mein rehta hai ... lekin chadaya bhagwan ke charano mein hi jaata hai

A lotus flower lives in the mud ... but it's still presented at the feet of god

Dharam rakshak hoon, narak lok shashak hoon, yamraj hoon!

I'm the protector of religion, I'm from hell, I'm the god of death!

Mujhe achcha banne ka koi shaunk nahi hai ... suna hai upar waala achche logon ko bahut jald apne paas bula leta hai

I have no interest in becoming a good person ... I've heard that God calls good people very quickly to where he is

Sharaab peene de masjid mein bahetkar ghalib ... yah woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Let me sit in God's house and drink alcohol ... or else show me a place where God doesn't exist

Yeh rishtey toh pehda hone se pehle hi uparwaala muqadar ki kitaab mein likh deta hai ... us likhai ko badalna hamare bas ki baat nahi hai

God writes our relationships in the book of destiny even before we are born ... and it's not in our hands to change what's written in that

Haath chhodke baat kar varna yamdoot ke hawale kar doonga

Leave my hand alone and talk or else I'll send you to the god of death

Zindagi deta hai parmeshwar ... magar taqdeer likhta hai Rajeshwar

God gives life ... but Rajeshwar writes the destiny

Uparwaala jab bhi deta hai toh chappad phaad ke deta hai

Whenever God gives he gives a lot