It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
Copy Quote View & ShareWe are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
Copy Quote View & ShareHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Copy Quote View & ShareWhen I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Copy Quote View & ShareI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Copy Quote View & ShareA government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Copy Quote View & ShareI believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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