A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Copy Quote View & ShareBy all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Copy Quote View & ShareIf women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Copy Quote View & ShareEvery time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
Copy Quote View & ShareSmoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Copy Quote View & ShareAny girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Copy Quote View & ShareIt's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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