Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah
Copy Hindi DialogueHe wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl
Copy English DialogueDoor se main aap nazar aata hoon ... zara paas aa jaon toh baap nazar aata hoon ... aur bhi paas aa jaon toh phir potato chaap nazar aata hoon ... aur agar bilkul paas aa jaon toh phir chup-chap nazar aata hoon
Copy Hindi DialogueFrom far I look respectful ... when I come slightly closer then I look like a father ... and if I come even more closer then I look like a patty of potato ... and if I come absolutely close then I look very silent
Copy English Dialogue View & SharePeeonga, khoob peeonga ... itna peeonga ke seene ka khoon gale tak, aur gale ka khoon bahar tak
Copy Hindi DialogueI'll drink, I'll drink a lot ... I'll drink so much that the blood from the chest comes to the throat, and the blood from the throat comes out
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareInteqam bhi ajeeb funda hai, sharaab ki tarah ... jitna purana utni hi zyada kick deta hai
Copy Hindi DialogueThe concept of revenge is strange, like alcohol ... the older it is the more kick it gives
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareDava, daru yah insaan ... kam waqt mein zyada asar karne waali koi bhi cheez ... thik nahi hoti
Copy Hindi DialogueMedicine, alcohol or a person ... anything that affects a lot in a short time ... is not a good thing
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareZara si chhu chappad ki na ... toh yeh milk chocolate waale thopde ko wrapper ke saath pichka doonga
Copy Hindi DialogueIf you open your mouth even a little bit ... then I'll smash this milk chocolate like face of yours along with its wrapper
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareYeh Ramgarh waale apni betiyon ko kaun chakki ka pisa aata khilate hai re?
Copy Hindi DialogueWhich flour mill do these people from Ramgarh use to feed their daughters?
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareGaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!
Copy Hindi DialogueSomething wow in the village ... like butter and bun ... meow!
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareBheej bowte hi phal khane ke sapne nahi dekhne chahiye ... kabhi kabhi pedh nahi bhi ughte hai
Copy Hindi DialogueYou shouldn't dream about eating the fruits right after you sow the seed ... sometimes a tree doesn't grow
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareChandni Chowk mein chandni raat mein chachi ne chacha ko chandi ke chamach se chutney chatayi
Copy Hindi DialogueAunty fed uncle chutney in a silver spoon in Chandni Chowk on a night with the moon
Copy English Dialogue View & SharePoore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske
Copy Hindi DialogueThey scrambled his whole brain and made a desert from his body
Copy English Dialogue View & Share