Hone wale miyan ke tareefon ke pul baand rahe hai ... baraat kam lagta hai khule saand khade hai ... aise bhi kya heere jadhe hai ... darshan chote bas naam badhe hai

Everyone is praising the to be groom ... they seem more like wild bulls rather than the wedding procession ... does he have diamonds on him ... only his name is big but his deeds are small

Hum hamesha sochte the ... jis se shaadi karenge na hum, uski zindagi ban jayegi ... par tumko dekhne ke baad humko aisa lagta hai ... ki jis se tumhari shaadi hogi na, uski zindagi ban jayegi

I always thought that ... the person whom I'll marry, that person's life will be set ... but after seeing you I feel that ... the person that you marry, that person's life will be set

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

Love before marriage is very important ... because marriage is like a car ... the more you drive it, the more better you understand as to when you have to push it to start it

Sagai ke din ladka na aaye toh ek baap ke dil par kya guzarti hai ... yeh sirf ek ladki ka baap hi janta hai

What a dad goes through, when on the day of engagement the bridegroom doesn't come ... that only a bride's father knows

Happy married life ke liye chote chote jhoot bolne padte hai

You have to say small lies for a happy married life

Jis shaadi ka aadhaar prem na ho, maan samaan na ho ... woh shaadi shaadi nahi ... balki hamari sanskriti ka apmaan hai

The marriage whose foundation is not on love, which doesn't have respect ... that marriage is not a marriage ... instead it's a disgrace to our culture

Prem ka samay toh kabka khatam ho gaya ... hum toh seedha shaadi rachayenge

The time for love is over ... I'll directly get married

Is ghulam Hindustan mein agar meri shaadi hui ... toh sirf maut se hogi ... aur mere baraati honge is watan ki aan mein kurbaan hone waale shaheed

If I get married in this enslaved India ... then I will get married only to death ... and the martyrs who have sacrificed their life for the pride of this country will be in my wedding procession