Marriage and wedding Dialogues

Hone wale miyan ke tareefon ke pul baand rahe hai ... baraat kam lagta hai khule saand khade hai ... aise bhi kya heere jadhe hai ... darshan chote bas naam badhe hai

Everyone is praising the to be groom ... they seem more like wild bulls rather than the wedding procession ... does he have diamonds on him ... only his name is big but his deeds are small

Hum hamesha sochte the ... jis se shaadi karenge na hum, uski zindagi ban jayegi ... par tumko dekhne ke baad humko aisa lagta hai ... ki jis se tumhari shaadi hogi na, uski zindagi ban jayegi

I always thought that ... the person whom I'll marry, that person's life will be set ... but after seeing you I feel that ... the person that you marry, that person's life will be set

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

Love before marriage is very important ... because marriage is like a car ... the more you drive it, the more better you understand as to when you have to push it to start it

Sagai ke din ladka na aaye toh ek baap ke dil par kya guzarti hai ... yeh sirf ek ladki ka baap hi janta hai

What a dad goes through, when on the day of engagement the bridegroom doesn't come ... that only a bride's father knows

Happy married life ke liye chote chote jhoot bolne padte hai

You have to say small lies for a happy married life

Jis shaadi ka aadhaar prem na ho, maan samaan na ho ... woh shaadi shaadi nahi ... balki hamari sanskriti ka apmaan hai

The marriage whose foundation is not on love, which doesn't have respect ... that marriage is not a marriage ... instead it's a disgrace to our culture

Prem ka samay toh kabka khatam ho gaya ... hum toh seedha shaadi rachayenge

The time for love is over ... I'll directly get married

Is ghulam Hindustan mein agar meri shaadi hui ... toh sirf maut se hogi ... aur mere baraati honge is watan ki aan mein kurbaan hone waale shaheed

If I get married in this enslaved India ... then I will get married only to death ... and the martyrs who have sacrificed their life for the pride of this country will be in my wedding procession

Hamari country mein jab tak black nahi diya toh naya ghar nahi khareed sakte ... dahej nahi diya toh shaadi nahi hoti

In our country until you give black money you can't buy a new house ... and if you don't give dowry then a marriage can't happen

Na tumko fikar, na bhai ko gham gharane ka ... khayal aaya kabhi mera ghar basaane ka ... diya kahin mera pehghaam, tumne cheddi baat ... zara bhi ki kabhi koshish, sajje meri baraat

You are not concerned and neither is my brother worried about the house ... have you ever thought about getting me settled ... have you ever given my message to anyone or spoken about me ... have you ever even tried a little bit, so that I could get married

Tumne mujhse shaadi ki hi nahin ... samjauta kiya hai

You never married me ... you did a compromise

Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die ... arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?

Marriage is lentil rice for 50 years till you die ... there should be a little bit of minced mutton with bread, chicken drumsticks and hakka noodles in life, right?

Pyar shaadi nahi hoti aur shaadi pyar nahi hota ... pyar mein insaan andha, behra, goonga aur bewakoof banke reh jaata hai ... aur shaadi mein kaan, aankh, dimaag sab kuch khul jaata hai

Love is not marriage and marriage is not love ... in love a person becomes blind, deaf, mute and a fool ... and in marriage a person's ears, eyes, brain, everything opens up

India mein koi cheez ho na ho ... shaadi badi aasani se ho jaati hai

Whether anything happens or not in India ... but you can get married easily

Jis ladki se pyar karta hoon usse shaadi nahi kar saka ... aur jisse shaadi ki hai usse pyar nahi

I couldn't get married to the girl that I love ... and I don't love the girl that I am married to

Pyar ka sabse bada side effect ... shaadi

The biggest side effect of love is ... marriage

Saat pheron ke bandhan mein joh jaadu hai ... woh jeete ji kabhi pati patni ko juda hone nahi deta

The magic that is there in the bond of the seven rounds around the holy fire (of marriage) ... that will never let the husband and wife separate while they are alive

Bin byahi ladki ka dil toh hota hi hai aaine ki tarah hai ... joh bhi samne padh jaata hai, ussi ki parchai us mein dikhne lagti hai ... lekin shaadi ke baad woh parchai tasveer mein badal jaati hai ... pati ki tasveer

The heart of an unmarried woman is like a mirror ... the one who falls in front of her, their shadow is seen in her ... but after marriage that shadow turns into a photo ... the photo of her husband