Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle
Copy Hindi DialogueIt's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man
Copy English DialogueIndian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole
Copy Hindi DialogueIndian women are like local alcohol, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareTelephone uthakar khamosh rehna mardo ka kaam nahi hai
Copy Hindi DialogueStaying quiet after picking up the telephone is not the work of men
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareHar successful aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... lekin main yeh kehna chahti hoon ki ... ek kaamyab aurat ke peeche ek kaamyab aadmi ka haath hota hai
Copy Hindi DialogueBehind every successful man there is a woman ... but I want to say that ... behind every successful woman there is a successful man
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareAurat agar apne aapko mitakar purush ke charano ki dhool ban sakti hai ... toh sataaye jaane par shool bankar uska jeena bhi haram kar sakti hai
Copy Hindi DialogueIf a woman can erase herself and become the dust of a man's feet ... then on being troubled she can also turn into a thorn and make his life difficult
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareBarah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai
Copy Hindi DialogueIn between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareMard ka khoon aur aurat ke aasoon jab tak na bahe ... unki keemat nahi lagayi ja sakti
Copy Hindi DialogueUntil the blood of a man and the tears of a woman shed out ... you can't estimate their value
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareAadmi ke haath se pehle uski neeyat phisalti hai
Copy Hindi DialogueA man's intention slips before his hand does
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareIs duniya ka har ladka bachkana hai, har ladki insecure hai aur hum sab real life mein cheezy hai
Copy Hindi DialogueEvery guy in this world is childish, every girl is insecure and in real life we all are cheezy
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareHar aadmi ke liye ek aurat bani hai, usse bach gaye ... toh life ban jayegi ... varna gaye
Copy Hindi DialogueFor every man there is a women made, if you survive from her ... then life will be set ... else you are gone
Copy English Dialogue View & ShareMeri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho ... report achchi milegi
Copy Hindi DialogueYou can ask any girl from this village about my manhood ... you'll get a good report
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