Men Dialogues

Indian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Indian women are like local alcohol, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Telephone uthakar khamosh rehna mardo ka kaam nahi hai

Staying quiet after picking up the telephone is not the work of men

Har successful aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... lekin main yeh kehna chahti hoon ki ... ek kaamyab aurat ke peeche ek kaamyab aadmi ka haath hota hai

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but I want to say that ... behind every successful woman there is a successful man

Aurat agar apne aapko mitakar purush ke charano ki dhool ban sakti hai ... toh sataaye jaane par shool bankar uska jeena bhi haram kar sakti hai

If a woman can erase herself and become the dust of a man's feet ... then on being troubled she can also turn into a thorn and make his life difficult

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

In between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind

Har aadmi ke liye ek aurat bani hai, usse bach gaye ... toh life ban jayegi ... varna gaye

For every man there is a women made, if you survive from her ... then life will be set ... else you are gone

Mard ka khoon aur aurat ke aasoon jab tak na bahe ... unki keemat nahi lagayi ja sakti

Until the blood of a man and the tears of a woman shed out ... you can't estimate their value

Aadmi ke haath se pehle uski neeyat phisalti hai

A man's intention slips before his hand does

Is duniya ka har ladka bachkana hai, har ladki insecure hai aur hum sab real life mein cheezy hai

Every guy in this world is childish, every girl is insecure and in real life we all are cheezy

Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho ... report achchi milegi

You can ask any girl from this village about my manhood ... you'll get a good report

Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda

The stick of a man ... a horse on that stick ... and a hammer was struck into the horse's bum

Agar ghar ka mard bighad jaye toh sirf ek nasal barbaad hoti hai ... lekin agar ek aurat bighad jaye toh us ghar ki saat nasalen tabah ho jaati hai

If the man of the house goes rogue then only one generation is destroyed ... but if a woman goes rogue then seven generations of that house are destroyed

Mard banne ka itna shauk hai ... toh kutto ka sahara lena chhod de

If you so want to be a man ... then stop taking support from dogs

Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes a man strong and oversmart

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but no one tells you that behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Aadmi ke paas taqat ke saath saath dimaag ka hona bahut zaroori hai ... aur jiske paas dono cheezein hoti hai usse kehte hai complete man

It's very important for a man to have brains along with strength ... and the one who has both is called a complete man

Aurat us waqt tak Sita Savitri hoti hai, jab tak uska pati Ram aur Satyavan hota hai ... jis din yeh maryada tootti hai na, aurat ek aaisa uljha hua sawaal ban jaati hai ... jisse koi mard suljha nahi sakta

A woman is like Sita and Savitri, until her husband is like Ram and Satyavan ... but the day this limit breaks, the woman turns into such a twisted question ... which no man has the answer to

Aadmi se hamesha ek baat chupake rakhna ... ki us mein tumhe dard pahunchane ki taqat hai

Always keep one thing hidden from a man ... that he has the power of hurting you

Baap, bhai, beta, shohar ... Begum Jaan ki chaukhat ke us paar hard mard murgha hota hai ... teen taangon wala murgha

Father, brother, son, husband ... even man outside Begum Jaan's house is a chicken ... a three legged chicken

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water