Adult Dialogues

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

Between two legs itna danda maarenge ... ki na bajne layak rahoge na bajane layak

I will beat so much between your legs ... that you won't be able to play or do anything

Jab jab jiske lagne hai ... tab tab uske lagte hai ... ab usse ittefaq kaho ya phir what the f*ck

When someone is going to get screwed ... then that person will get screwed ... you can call that coincidence or what the f*ck

Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya

Brother, there is only a threads difference between a fool and a dumbass ... on one end of the thread is the fool and on the other is the dumbass ... and brother if you break that thread it's a million dollar question as to who's the fool and who's the dumbass

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

I will show you the true path, and not the false opinion ... you hold my hand, and I will give you a child

Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai ... paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

Marwadi people keep tobacco powder in their pocket ... and they keep money in their ass

Roses are red, violets are blue ... sex can be dangerous, but love can be to

Roses are red, violets are blue ... sex can be dangerous, but love can be to

Pahad ki choti se girke bach sakte hai aap ... lekin ghagre ki chapet mein aake bachna mushkil hai

You can be saved after falling from the top of a mountain ... but it's hard to be saved after coming into the grip of a skirt

Dikhana wahi chahiye ... joh log dekhana chahte hai

You should show ... only what people want to see

Badshah ki behen ho ya fakir ki beti ... ek na ek din aati hai mard ke neeche bajane ke liye seeti

Whether it is the sister of a king or the daughter of a beggar ... there comes a day when she comes to a man to blow the whistle

Maa ki jhooti kasam nahi khaate hai ... jhootiya saala

One should not lie when swearing on your mothers life ... bloody liar

I'm somebody who can get anybody ... but I want nobody other than your body

I'm somebody who can get anybody ... but I want nobody other than your body

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night

Tu insaan nahi, junglee sand hai ... junglee sand nahi, gahde ki g*nd hai

You're not a human, you're a wild buffalo ... forget a wild buffalo, you're a donkey's a**

Ghee chhe toh ghapa-ghap chhe

If you have money in life then you'll have sex

Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai

In this world people are not good or bad ... they are either sensible or idiots

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

If you get time then please come to my house ... I'll give you rice and then I'll insert it ... I mean lentil cooked by my mom

Teri naak nikaal ke peeche daal doonga ... saale soong soong ke wahi mar jayega

I will remove your nose and put it in your back side ... bloody you will die right there with the smell

Balls to you and your dosti man!

Balls to you and your friendship man!

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi

I'll do whatever you want ... I'll do it wherever you want ... I'll do it however you want