Adult Dialogues

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi

Customers asks for a girl ... not an aunt

Mujhe sirf teen cheezein pasand hai ... winning, cocaine aur love games

I only like three things ... winning, cocaine and love games

Aaj raat ke baad jab subah ka suraj niklega ... toh hamare bistar ki shikan ko dekhkar badalon mein mooh chupa lega

After tonight when the morning sun rises ... then looking at the wrinkles on our bed it will hide it's face in the clouds

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

Sikka hila toh fail!

You fail if the coin moves!

Zindagi jhaant hai ... phir bhi thaant hai

Your life sucks ... but you still have style

Hero gaana gaake khush rehta hai ... lekin villain ko wohi chahiye hota hai joh mujhe chahiye

A hero is happy by singing a song ... but a villain needs what I need

Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi

You should encourage your jobless husband for work ... and not for sex

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

I'm a nice guy from a very good family ... but I get naughty and dirty thoughts when I see you in this way

Ek vaishya bhi sex ke paise nahi leti ... sex ke baad bistar chhodke jaane ke paise leti hai

Even a prostitute doesn't charge money for sex ... she charges money to leave the bed after sex

Chota Chetan dekhne aaya tha ya Chota Chetan bada karne aaya tha

Did you come to watch Chote Chetan (movie) or to get horny

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

The amount of blood in your body is less than ... what Ravi Kumar pees at one time

Kothe ki santan sirf ek raat ke liye dulhan banti hai ... umar bhar ke liye nahi ... woh daulat ke tarazu mein tulkar apni nath utarwaati hai ... byah karke suhagraat nahi manati

A child of a brothel can only become a bride for one night ... not for the entire life ... she gives up her virginity after being weighed on the scale of money ... and she doesn't get married and celebrates her wedding night

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?

Hormones ko koi farak nahi padta aadmi hai ya aurat hai ... discrimination na tum jaise log karte ho society mein

Hormones don't care if it's a man or a woman ... it's people like you who discriminate in the society

Sikka hila toh pass!

You pass if the coin moves!

Aadmi ki sabse badi tradegy kya hai pata hai? ... log lust ko pyar samajhne lagte hai

Do you know what's the biggest tradegy of a person ... people think lust is love

Tum angoor ke woh guchhe ho jinse sharab nichodi ja chuki hai ... aur Ruksana ek paka hua anaar hai jiska ek ek dana hum choos choos kar khayenge

You are a bunch of grapes from which alcohol has been squeezed ... and Ruksana is a ripe pomegranate whose every little bit, I am going to suck and eat

Arre 'V' 'O' ... tumcha aaicha gho

Hey you 'V' 'O' ... your mother's husband

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Think about work ... not about Kamasutra