Adult Dialogues

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

You should never leave a church bell and a sexy aunty ... you should decorate it

I like bitches!

I like bitches!

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Somewhere there is two-some and somewhere there is three-some ... and I am still with hand-some

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai

An innocent in the jail and a condom in a brothel ... both have no value

Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai ... table pe sajane se pehle chak lo ... toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam

Marriage is just like chicken masala ... if you taste it before putting it on the table ... then you come to know how soft and warm the chicken is

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

The beach on Madh island ... a bungalow on the beach ... and Vimla and Mangla inside the bungalow

Tum saala viagra khane waalon ka yehi problem hai ... shak bahut karte ho

You people who take viagra have this problem ... that you suspect a lot

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai

God has given you a lot in the front and in the back ... but he has not given you anything on the top

Your first time should be with someone special ... pata hai kyun? ... (kyun) ... kyun ki tum usse kabhi nahi bhula paogi ... aur agar tumhara first time kisi idiot ke saath hoga ... toh zindagi bhar us idiot yaad rakhna padega

Your first time should be with someone special ... you know why? ... (why) ... because you'll never forget him ... and if your first time is with some idiot ... then you'll have to remember that idiot for your entire life

Just because we don't have them ... doesn't mean we don't know how to kick them

Just because we don't have them ... doesn't mean we don't know how to kick them

Zyada natak kiya na toh tere akhrot tere munh se bahar nikaal dungi

If you act smart then I'll break your b*lls

Koi madharchod button dabakar mere liye yeh faisla nahin karega ... ki mujhe kab marna hai

No motherfucker can press a button and decide for me ... that when I should die

Sorry ji, galat ungli ho gayi

Sorry wrong finger

Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda

Sister-fucker is the only curse word which is mixed in every language, every culture of our country ... just like soda is mixed with whiskey

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex

Your love is love ... and my love is sex

Golf mein stick mazboot honi chahiye aur nishana sateek ... taaki ball seedha hole mein jaaye

In golf the stick must be strong and the aim must be straight ... so that the ball goes directly in the hole

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Sex ... what sex? ... the last time we did it was in 2013 during the Bhai Dooj festival

Bata diye hai toh unki mardangi ko chhot lag jayegi ... aaise jahil hai mardangi ko sperm count se naapte hai

If I tell him then his manlihood will be hurt ... he is such an ignorant person that he measures his manlihood with his sperm count

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better