Adult Dialogues

Tum log suno-gay ... toh hairan ho jao-gay ... pata nahi kya socho-gay ... kya samajho-gay ... aur mere liye kya kaho-gay

When you guys will hear about me ... then you will be surprised ... I wonder what will you think ... what will you interpret ... and what will you say about me

Mujhe joh chahiye ... uska maaza sirf raat ko hi aata hai

What I want ... the fun for that, only comes in the night

Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!

You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free samosas ... are simply doing nothing to think about the foreigners ... what do you think I am ... you pain in the ass!

Na koi kaam karti hai ... na kisi aur kaam aati hai

Neither does she do any work ... nor is she useful for any other work

Har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai

Every body has an expiry date

Holi khelne ka shaunk hai ... par teri pichkari mein dum nahin

You like to play Holi ... but your water gun is useless

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Whom the world calls as a rascal ... whom the girls with love say a little more ... he's the person who has the real fun

Love aur sex ke beech mein na confuse nahi karna chahiye ... it's a physical need

You should not get confused between love and sex ... it's a physical need

Aapki aankhon mein dekha toh irradon mein badmashiyan aa gayi

My intentions became naughty when I looked in your eyes

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Every morning in the toilet with papers like these ... I wipe my watermelon

Lashein is tarah se tapkengi ... jaise nanne munne bachche ki noni se pishaab tapakta hai ... tap tap

Dead bodies will fall just like ... pee drips from a baby boys penis ... tip tip

Bhaad mein gayi PhD, bhaad mein gayi scholarship ... poore desh ko kamasutra sikha doongi

To hell with PhD, to hell with scholarship ... I'll teach kamasutra to the entire country

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Kehte hai make-up sex is the best

It is said that make-up sex is the best

Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai

You need a gun for that (making love) and no talent ... and Guddu's gun is pure gold

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai

There are only locations in the film, not a situation ... there are only stars in the film, not a story ... there is only action and bombs in the film ... and hardly any sex and comedy

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

No matter how much you study, graduation or post-graduation ... but until you don't have a wedding necklace in your neck ... till then your life isn't called complete

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

The string of Kundan's pyjama is not that lose ... that it will open with a couple of hooks from your blouse

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai

People get screwed ... but you are screwed beyond limits