Adult Dialogues

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai

There are only locations in the film, not a situation ... there are only stars in the film, not a story ... there is only action and bombs in the film ... and hardly any sex and comedy

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi

If I lose my money ... then I will use my hand and recuperate double from your backside

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

No matter how much you study, graduation or post-graduation ... but until you don't have a wedding necklace in your neck ... till then your life isn't called complete

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

The string of Kundan's pyjama is not that lose ... that it will open with a couple of hooks from your blouse

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai

People get screwed ... but you are screwed beyond limits

Abhe Pandu with a "G"

Hey you a**hole

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga

I am from Meerut ... if I come to my skin, the I will make your ass into Gurgaon

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

Wahan hote na ... toh gand phatke haath mein aa jaati

Had you been there ... then your ass would have been torn and it would have come in your hands

Kissing handshake se zyada hygienic hai

Kissing is more hygienic than a handshake

I fuck the people who fuck with me!

I fuck the people who fuck with me!

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

Mooch ka baal nikla nahi, shuru ho gaya haram kaari karne

Your hair of mustache is not even out, and you've already started bastardness

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

In his something something ... nothing happens

Tere ghar mein mere bachche khelenge ... lekin tujhe daddy kehkar pukarenge

My kids will play in your house ... but they will call you daddy

Jab koi jawan ladki saath mein ho toh veerane mein hi mazaa aata hai, darling

Darling, when a young girl is together then the fun only comes in a deserted place

Jaa apni mummy ke saath ... actually mummy se hi shaadi karle ... bloody mother lover

Go to your mother ... actually get married to your mother itself ... bloody mother lover

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

For a woman a man is someone who knows he is a man ... and not someone who is not confident of what's inside his pants ... and he has to shout it out to the world that ... I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man