Adult Dialogues

Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda

The stick of a man ... a horse on that stick ... and a hammer was struck into the horse's bum

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Making love in hiding is either done on the back side of a house or on the back side of a car

Agar 'L' word kahoonga na ... toh 'GPL' khaoonga

If I say the love word ... then she will kick my ass

Thoda thoda karenge ... pura nahi karenge ... upar upar se

We'll do a little bit ... we won't do it completely ... we'll do it from the top only

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Whether a man is young or experienced like me ... at night he cannot win against a woman in a fight

Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai

Every night of mine is a nuptial night

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

In the morning he is with Bijal, by afternoon he is with Sejal and by the night he is with Kinjal

Joh kholna hai khol dena ... dil mat kholna

Open whatever you want ... just don't open your heart

I don't f*ck for money!

I don't f*ck for money!

Baari barsi khatan gaya si khat ke leyanda frock ... O bhangda ta sajda jade kade Tommy chitti chitti c*ck

I'd gone away for 12 years and when I came back I brought a frock ... the bhangra dance is amazing when Tommy removes his fair c*ck

Jhoot pe jhoot ... jhoot pe jhoot ... teri maa ki

Lies after lies ... lies after lies ... to hell with you

Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda

Remove your brain from your pants you fool

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

We will fart under the banyan tree ... poty near the lake ... what cool cool air we will feel on our backside

Agar kisi stree ko apne purush ka mann jeetna ho toh uske liye do hi raste hai ... ek khane ka aur doosra sone ka

If any woman wants to win the heart of her man then there are only two ways for that ... one of food and other of sleeping

Sab kehte hai unse hamara chatees ka aankada hai ... humse poocho toh chatees chaubees chatees ka aankada hai

Everyone says that we are enemies ... but if you ask me then the numbers are 36-24-36

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

One was a movie of Rajesh Khanna named "Haathi Mere Saathi" (the elephant is my partner) ... and I am in a situation where only my hand is my partner

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai

Don't talk adult stuff, mom and sister are standing here

Tawaif ke liye har din ek jaisa hota hai ... ek baar batti bujhi, toh sab ek

Every day is the same for a prostitute ... once the light turns off, then everything is the same

Kismat aur randi kab badal jayegi ... kisi ko pata nahi

When will destiny or a prostitute change ... no one knows that