Adult Dialogues

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai

How much hot you are ... that much soft your bed is

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega

Eat hard things ... everything will stay hard

Raat ki samasya ... insaan ko raat ko hi suljhani chahiye

The problems of night ... must be solved in the night itself

Sex is the answer to all problems ... zindagi ka solution hai Sir ... yeh ek hi cheez hai joh karne ke liye aapko yeh nahi sochna padta hai, am I dressed right for the occasion or not

Sex is the answer to all problems ... Sir, it's the solution to life ... it's the only one thing for which you don't have to think, am I dressed right for the occasion or not

Ladkiyan kisi bhi ladke ke dil ka size dekhti hai ... kisi aur cheez ka nahi

Girls look at the size of the heart of boys ... and not of anything else

Agar nahin kaata na, toh aaisi jagah katunga ... tu confuse ho jayega ki pant pehnu yah ghagra

If you don't cut, then I will cut in such a place ... that you will be confused whether to wear a pant or a skirt

Let's rock under your frock

Let's rock under your frock

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

In between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind

Pehle jaan pehchaan, phir dheere dheere dosti, phir pyar mohabbat ... phir waghera waghera

First get to know, then slowly slowly friendship, then love romance ... then etc. etc.

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Nowadays all boys are of one type ... eating in one place, drinking in another place and living in a different place

Joh bistar pe zabaan dete hai ... woh aksar badal jaate hai

People who promise on a bed ... they usually change

(Kaa kare feelings hi nahi aa rahe?) - Tum aankh band karo aur Burj Khalifa ke bare mein socho ... feelings apne aap aa jayegi

(What should I do as I'm not feeling it?) - Just close your eyes and think about the Burj Khalifa ... the feelings will automatically come to you

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Now don't ask me remove and throw anything else ... or else my honesty will feel bad

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Dude, you're a man ... you should always be in the mood to have coffee ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner ... zabaan toh vapas dede

Are these lips or a vacuum cleaner ... atleast give me my tongue back

Ravi Kumar langot ka bahut pakka hai ... woh bistar par neend ke alava kuch nahi leta

Ravi Kumar is very strong with his loincloth ... on the bed he doesn't take anything other than sleep

Pehli baar mein sabse zyada mazaa aata hai

It is the most fun when you are doing it for the first time

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun

Peeche se woh lete hai ... jinke paas saamne se lene ka hathyar nahi hota hai

People who attack from behind ... don't have the weapons to attack from the front

Apna impression macho-de!

Give your impression as a macho!