Har jawan ladki ke baap ki soch outdated hi hoti hai

The thinking of every young girl's father is outdated

Total sarvanash!

Total destruction!

Teri zulfon ke pech-o-kham teri zindagi se kam nahi ... jitni sawariye utni ulajhti chali jaati hai

The tresses in your hair is nothing less than your life ... the more you untangle it the more it gets complicated

Confidence khel mein jaan zaroor dalta hai ... lekin overconfidence jaan le leta hai

Confidence definitely puts life into a game ... but overconfidence kills

Aaj shyam ka suraj doobne se pehle agar mujhe paise nahi mile ... toh duniya ki bheed mein kal tum bhi kisi ko nahi miloge

If I don't get the money before today's sunset ... then tomorrow you will not be found in the crowd of this world

Vardi, khaadi, machine gun ... bhool gaye sab Jan-Gan-Man

Uniform, hand-woven clothes, machine gun ... everyone has forgotten Jan-Gan-Man (the national anthem)

Waqt pe shaadi na karo ... toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai

If you don't get married in time ... then a man gets wandered

Is desh mein bhalai karna sabse badi galati hai

In this country doing a good deed is the biggest mistake

Bhikhari kitna bhi amir ho jaye, bheek maanga nahi chhodta ... vaise juari kitna bhi gareeb ho jaye, jua khelna nahi chhodta

No matter how rich a beggar gets, he still doesn't let go begging ... just like that no matter how poor a gambler gets, he still doesn't let go gambling

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Oh my beloved wife, after 40 years of married life ... a husband can only fire a bullet at his wife ... he can't whistle at her

Jurm ki ret pe chalne waale kabhi kadamon ke nishaan nahi chhodte

Those who walk on the sands of crime don't leave behind the marks of their footsteps

Kam jokhim aur kam munafa, usse business kehte hai ... zabardast jokhim aur zabardast munafa, usse jua kehte hai ... lekin kam jokhim aur zabardast munafa, usse mauka kehte hai

Less risk and less profit is called as business ... more risk and more profit is called as gambling ... but less risk and more profit is called as opportunity

Is desh mein ussi ki jeet hoti hai ... jisse is desh ki mitti ki sugandh ka pata ho

Only that person wins in this country ... who knows the smell of the soil of this country

Uska toh main aisa hashar karoonga ... ki sunne waalo ki rooh kaanp uthegi

I will treat him in such a way ... that the soul of the people who hear about it will tremble

Confidence khel mein jaan zaroor dalta hai ... lekin overconfidence jaan le leta hai

Confidence definitely puts life into a game ... but overconfidence kills

Ramchandra keh gaye Natwar se aaisa kalyug aayega ... dance bar mein raas rachega, casino mein lut jayega

Lord Ram said to Natwar that such an age of vice will come ... where you'll dance in the dance bar, and you'll lose in the casino

Ramchandra keh gaye Natwar se aaisa kalyug aayega ... dance bar mein raas rachega, casino mein lut jayega

Lord Ram said to Natwar that such an age of vice will come ... where you'll dance in the dance bar, and you'll lose in the casino

Mujhe zyada bolne ki aadat nahi hai ... main joh bolta hoon woh sun aur joh nahi bolta hoon woh dhyaan se sun

I'm not in the habit of saying a lot ... listen to what I'm saying and listen carefully to what I'm not saying

Har thokar ko aage badne ki seedi banani chahiye ... iraade aur mazboot ho jaate hai ... na milne waali cheez bhi mil jaati hai

We should make every stumble as a step to move forward ... your intentions become more stronger ... and you also get the things that you weren't supposed to get

Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Oh my God ... is she a wife or bad luck

Main tujhse pyar da petrol maanga tha ... tune toh petrol chidakkar meri pyar di gaadi hi jala di

I had asked you for the petrol of love ... but you sprayed petrol over and burned the car of my love

Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai?

Are you a driver or a screwdriver?

Khushiyan kisi ki mohtaj nahin hoti, dosti yunhi ittefaq se nahin hoti ... kuch toh maine honge is pal ke, warna yunhi aapse mulaqat nahin hoti

Happiness does not depend on anything, friendship does not happen by chance ... there might some reasons to this moment, otherwise we wouldn't have met just like that

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

You'll get God's sacrament in the temple ... not in a garage

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

You'll get God's sacrament in the temple ... not in a garage

Bahu, bahu ... apne guni haathon se chawal bana do, saath mein daal ... chaar paanch parathe ... aur do ek sabzi ... zyada kasht mat uthana

Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law ... with your gifted hands make rice and with that daal ... 4 to 5 parathe ... and 1 or 2 cooked vegetables ... don't trouble yourself more

Mujhe maaf karde ... mere paap ke kachre ko apne imaandari ke jhadu se saaf karde

Please forgive me ... and clean the dirt of my sins with your broom of honesty

Ek taraf case chalta rehta hai ... doosri taraf woh aish karta rehta hai

On one side the case goes on ... on the other side he keeps enjoying

Shikayat karne se problem ka solution nahi milta hai

By complaining you don't get the solution to a problem

Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye

Every person should have the full right to select their life partner, their food, and their alcohol

Mood hai mera ... baap hoon tera!

It's my mood ... I am your father!

Sachchi baat hoti hai na woh sharaab se bhi zyada kadvi lagti hai

The truth is more bitter than alcohol

Bhagwan chadawe se nahi ... chadane waale ki neeyat se khush hota hai

God doesn't get pleased by the offerings ... he gets pleased by the intentions of the person who is offering

Girne waala gehrai thodi dekhta hai

The one who falls does not see the depth

Tumhari tarah Mahatma Gandhi bahet gaye hote ghar mein ... biwi biwi beta beta karte huye ... toh tum aaj bhi kisi angrez ke ghar mein latrine saaf kar rahe hote

If like you Mahatma Gandhi would had sat in the house doing wife wife son son ... then even today you would have be cleaning a toilet in an Englishman's house

Sunday ko aa ... Sunday ko mast naha do ke aa

Come on Sunday ... Take a nice clean shower on Sunday and come

Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye

Every person should have the full right to select their life partner, their food, and their alcohol

Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge

I will make so many holes in your body ... that bloody even after dying you will play like a flute

Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise ... toh mushkil ko mauka bana aur maar de chauka

Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise ... so turn your problems into an opportunity and smash the hell out of them

Utha le re baba, utha le ... mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Lift it up God, lift it up ... not me, lift these two up

Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai

This is not a bungalow, it's like the region of Bengal ... it's amazing that my son-in-law is so rich

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai

No matter how much you wash a piece of charcoal ... with Surf, with Nirma, with Rin ... it always remains black

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Making love in hiding is either done on the back side of a house or on the back side of a car

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Oh my beloved wife, after 40 years of married life ... a husband can only fire a bullet at his wife ... he can't whistle at her

Joh sacha pyar karte hai woh zindagi bhar ke liye naraaz nahi hote ... kuch derr ke liye rooth jaate hai

Those who are truly in love they are not angry for the entire life ... they just get upset for some time

Murghi churai kasai se ... aur khabar phelai dakaar se

You stole the chicken from the butcher ... and you spread the news with a burp

Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad

A fart can carry away the fragrance of relationships ... nowadays fathers are being born after their sons

Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiya ... roz item girl party hogi

Brother, prison is my in-laws home ... everyday there will be a party with dancer girls

Dushmani karo toh dushman ko raaste ka bhikhari bana do ... taaki woh haath failaye, haath utha na sake

When you have animosity with someone then make them the beggar of the road ... so that they open their hands to beg, and not raise their hand

Prem ki sabse badi kushalta yeh hai ... ki is mein lene waala bhi kuch deta hai aur dene waala bhi kuch paata hai

The biggest proficiency of love is that ... in this the one who takes gives something and the one who gives gets something

Bahadur ko uski bahaduri fasati hai ... aur darpok ko uska dar

A brave person gets trapped by his bravery ... and a coward person gets trapped by his fear

Haath mein rakhiye note ... with a smile on your honth

Keep money in your hand ... with a smile on your lips

Main Teja hoon kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja hain

I am Teja because my name is also Teja

Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

There is only one difference between marriage and war ... in a marriage you can sleep with your enemy at night

Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai

First explain to me ... what I need to explain to him

Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Knife is a environment friendly thing ... move it, push it, and kill them ... the bullet has noise, smoke, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya

Both of them found an auspicious moment ... and decided to get divorced

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Whether it is the thing from inside or us being together ... you should buy undergarments from me, whether it is day or night

Kisi ko maaf kar dena bahut badi baat hoti hai

To forgive someone is a very big thing

Gujarati hai na andar se ban'na padta hai, andar se ... koi khaadi pehan'ne se Gandhi nahi banta aur bhes badalne se koi Gujarati nahi banta

To become a true Gujarati you have to become one from your heart ... just by wearing hand-woven clothes one doesn't become Gandhi and just by changing your guise one doesn't become a Gujarati

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

It's bad but it's business ... and it is the fundamental way to teach goons a lesson

Yeh zindagi ke highway pe bahut sari gaadiyan daudti rehti hai ... tu kisi ko rokega toh ruk jayegi ... lift maangega toh mil jayegi ... aur jagah nahi hogi na toh bhi adjust karke bhita denge ... lekin yeh joh family wali gaadiyan hoti hai na ... woh saale rokte nahi hai ... lift bhi nahi milti hai ... jagah hogi toh bhi andar behetne nahi denge

Many cars run on the highway of life ... if you try to stop them then they'll stop ... if you ask for a lift then you'll get it ... and even if they don't have space then to they'll adjust and accommodate you ... but when it comes to family cars ... they won't stop for you ... they won't give you a lift ... and even if they have space then to they won't accommodate you

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

She is not hungry and thirsty, her stomach is full ... by eating the air of love and drinking the drink of romance

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti

You are an ant roaming on the trembling tail of a dirty lizard who is hiding behind an ugly picture hanging on a broken wall of an old ruin

Gunaah chupane se gunehgaar nahi chup sakta

A criminal cannot hide by hiding the crime

Jahan dharm hai na, wahan satya ke liye jagah nahi hai ... aur jahan satya hai truth hai, wahan dharm ki zaroorat hi nahi hai

Where there is religion, there is no space for truth ... and where there is truth, there is no need for religion over there

Dharam se zyada kuch bhi nahi bikta is duniya mein

In this world nothing sells more than religion

Utha le re baba, utha le ... mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Lift it up God, lift it up ... not me, lift these two up

Motorcar pe nahi, sanskar pe dhyan do

Concentrate on the ethos and not the motorcar

Itni beizzati maine zindagi mein ek saath kabhi nahi jheli hai

I have never handled so much disrespect at once in life

Main tujhse pyar da petrol maanga tha ... tune toh petrol chidakkar meri pyar di gaadi hi jala di

I had asked you for the petrol of love ... but you sprayed petrol over and burned the car of my love

Kam jokhim aur kam munafa, usse business kehte hai ... zabardast jokhim aur zabardast munafa, usse jua kehte hai ... lekin kam jokhim aur zabardast munafa, usse mauka kehte hai

Less risk and less profit is called as business ... more risk and more profit is called as gambling ... but less risk and more profit is called as opportunity

Bahadur ko uski bahaduri fasati hai ... aur darpok ko uska dar

A brave person gets trapped by his bravery ... and a coward person gets trapped by his fear

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai

Don't talk adult stuff, mom and sister are standing here

Tooti huyi gaadiyon ki marammat ho sakti hai ... toote huye rishton ki marammat karna bahut mushkil hota hai

Broken vehicles can be repaired ... but it's very hard to repair broken relationships

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

It's bad but it's business ... and it is the fundamental way to teach goons a lesson

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

You are fire and I am ember ... come here my Coca-Cola

Khana hai toh chaata bhi kha lo ... magar byaj ke saath vapas karo

If you want to take then even take a slap ... but return it with interest

Tu shaitaan ki aulaad hai, gadhe da bateeja hai ... tere maa baap ki galti ka nateeja hai

You're a child of the devil, a nephew of the donkey ... you're the result of a mistake that your parents made

Murghi churai kasai se ... aur khabar phelai dakaar se

You stole the chicken from the butcher ... and you spread the news with a burp

Tumhari tarah Mahatma Gandhi bahet gaye hote ghar mein ... biwi biwi beta beta karte huye ... toh tum aaj bhi kisi angrez ke ghar mein latrine saaf kar rahe hote

If like you Mahatma Gandhi would had sat in the house doing wife wife son son ... then even today you would have be cleaning a toilet in an Englishman's house

Yahan tum joh chahoge milega ... nahi milega toh sirf bahar jaane ka raasta

Here you'll get whatever you want ... but the only thing you won't get is the way to get out

If you lie, you die!

If you lie, you die!

Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Oh my God ... is she a wife or bad luck

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

People of this world don't show me a mirror ... or else I will say "Made In China"

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Only one custom has been followed since ages ... pay money under the table

Khushiyan kisi ki mohtaj nahin hoti, dosti yunhi ittefaq se nahin hoti ... kuch toh maine honge is pal ke, warna yunhi aapse mulaqat nahin hoti

Happiness does not depend on anything, friendship does not happen by chance ... there might some reasons to this moment, otherwise we wouldn't have met just like that

Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

There is only one difference between marriage and war ... in a marriage you can sleep with your enemy at night

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye

Everything must happen time to time

Har Gujarati ke liye dhanda dharam ke samaan hota hai

For every Gujarati person his business is like his religion

Vardi, khaadi, machine gun ... bhool gaye sab Jan-Gan-Man

Uniform, hand-woven clothes, machine gun ... everyone has forgotten Jan-Gan-Man (the national anthem)

Yeh zindagi ke highway pe bahut sari gaadiyan daudti rehti hai ... tu kisi ko rokega toh ruk jayegi ... lift maangega toh mil jayegi ... aur jagah nahi hogi na toh bhi adjust karke bhita denge ... lekin yeh joh family wali gaadiyan hoti hai na ... woh saale rokte nahi hai ... lift bhi nahi milti hai ... jagah hogi toh bhi andar behetne nahi denge

Many cars run on the highway of life ... if you try to stop them then they'll stop ... if you ask for a lift then you'll get it ... and even if they don't have space then to they'll adjust and accommodate you ... but when it comes to family cars ... they won't stop for you ... they won't give you a lift ... and even if they have space then to they won't accommodate you

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly

Jab samne waala garam hota hai na ... toh khud ko naram rehne ka

When the person in front of you is hot ... then you should be soft

Duniya ko baanta ... humko tata

You shared with the whole world ... and saying bye to me

Bahu, bahu ... apne guni haathon se chawal bana do, saath mein daal ... chaar paanch parathe ... aur do ek sabzi ... zyada kasht mat uthana

Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law ... with your gifted hands make rice and with that daal ... 4 to 5 parathe ... and 1 or 2 cooked vegetables ... don't trouble yourself more

Tumhare jaise log is desh ke liye shraap hai

People like you are a curse to this country

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

You are fire and I am ember ... come here my Coca-Cola

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

This is a hand or a hammer ... who is this spider in the colony of bugs

Main "gaa" bajhata hoon toh "saa" bajhta hai, main "paa" bajhata hoon toh "maa" bajhta hai ... yane ki main kuch bhi bajha saku, usse pehle meri bajh jaati hai

When I play "gaa" then it sounds like "saa", when I play "paa" then it sounds like "maa" ... basically I get screwed even before I play anything

Zakhm ilaaj se bharta hai aur dard baantne se halka hota hai

A wound fills by treating it and the pain gets lighter by sharing it

Pehle toh woh khada tha Gandhi ki tarah ... phir mujhe jhad diya aandhi ki tarah ... aur yeh tumhare pehalwan sab gir gaye maachis ki kaandhi ki tarah

First he was standing like Gandhi ... then he blew me like a storm ... and all these bodyguards of yours fell down like matchsticks

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade

If you have any shame then remember your promises ... you're a dog, rascal and a pig

Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

There is only one difference between marriage and war ... in a marriage you can sleep with your enemy at night

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

The Mogul of bread and the King of omelet ... Bajaj ... our Bajaj

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai

The lesson that you learn when your ears are pulled ... is remembered forever

Kutriya saala, dekh ke number dial kar!

Bloody dog, look at the number when when you dial!

Main sab dharmon ka aadhar karta hoon ... aur kisi bhi dharm mein maanta nahin

I respect all religions ... and don't believe in any religion

Main toh sirf tumhari tasveer hi kheench raha tha ... tum toh meri film utaar rahi ho

I was only taking your photo ... but you are shooting a film on me

Duniya mein abhi tak kisi government ne aaise note nahi banaye ... joh ek baap se uske bete ko khareed le

No government in this world has made such notes ... which can buy a son from his father

Woh main mast tel mein fry karke, woh main kha gaya

That, I nicely deep fried it in oil and ate it

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai

Bloody I put him down, but he is still talking

Shakahari bhojan khane se dil, dimaag aur aatma teeno shaant rehte hai

By eating vegetarian food your heart, mind and soul all three remain at peace

Gunaah chupane se gunehgaar nahi chup sakta

A criminal cannot hide by hiding the crime

Is desh mein ussi ki jeet hoti hai ... jisse is desh ki mitti ki sugandh ka pata ho

Only that person wins in this country ... who knows the smell of the soil of this country

Paisa imaandari ke saath bhi kamaya ja sakta hai ... magar sirf itna ... agar pet bhar gaya toh badan kapdon se khali rahega ... aur agar kapdon se badan ko dhank liya toh bhook se pet khali

Money can also be earned with honesty ... but only so much that ... if your stomach is full then your body won't have clothes ... and if you cover your body with clothes then your stomach will be empty due to hunger

Paisa imaandari ke saath bhi kamaya ja sakta hai ... magar sirf itna ... agar pet bhar gaya toh badan kapdon se khali rahega ... aur agar kapdon se badan ko dhank liya toh bhook se pet khali

Money can also be earned with honesty ... but only so much that ... if your stomach is full then your body won't have clothes ... and if you cover your body with clothes then your stomach will be empty due to hunger

Saanp aur imaandar aadmi dono ek saath mil jaye ... toh pehle imaandar aadmi ko maar daalo

If you come across a snake and a honest person together ... then kill the honest person first

Paisa imaandari ke saath bhi kamaya ja sakta hai ... magar sirf itna ... agar pet bhar gaya toh badan kapdon se khali rahega ... aur agar kapdon se badan ko dhank liya toh bhook se pet khali

Money can also be earned with honesty ... but only so much that ... if your stomach is full then your body won't have clothes ... and if you cover your body with clothes then your stomach will be empty due to hunger

Padhe likhe logon ke saath mein hai na, kabhi likha padhi ka kaam nahi karna chahiye

You should never do the business of paperwork, with educated people

Saanp aur imaandar aadmi dono ek saath mil jaye ... toh pehle imaandar aadmi ko maar daalo

If you come across a snake and a honest person together ... then kill the honest person first

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly

Father ke sar pe ameeri ka tag ... aur bete ke sar pe bag hi bag

The father has a tag of wealth on his head ... and the son is like a porter carrying bags on his head

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

You drive a car at the speed of a plane and you love at the speed of a bullock cart

To know, that you don't know ... is very important

To know, that you don't know ... is very important

Wah re saali kismat tu kaisi hai re bala ... ek Majnu banke behta doosra Ranjha banne chala

Oh destiny, you are such a curse ... one is sitting like Majnu and other wants to become Ranjha

Apna toh sidhaant hai shaan se jeeyo aur shanti se ludhak jao

It's my principle to live with pride and to die quietly

Duniya mein abhi tak kisi government ne aaise note nahi banaye ... joh ek baap se uske bete ko khareed le

No government in this world has made such notes ... which can buy a son from his father

Mujhe maaf karde ... mere paap ke kachre ko apne imaandari ke jhadu se saaf karde

Please forgive me ... and clean the dirt of my sins with your broom of honesty

Umar ka rog jism ko lagta hai jigar ko nahi

The illness of age applies to the body, not to the heart

Insaan aaise gunaah zindagi mein sirf do hi baar karta hai ... ek ya toh sar pe kisi ka udhaar ho aur doosra jab dil mein kisi ka pyar ho

A person commits such a crime only in two conditions of life ... first if he is in debt to someone and second when he is in love with someone

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

The Mogul of bread and the King of omelet ... Bajaj ... our Bajaj

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Whether it is the thing from inside or us being together ... you should buy undergarments from me, whether it is day or night

Padhe likhe logon ke saath mein hai na, kabhi likha padhi ka kaam nahi karna chahiye

You should never do the business of paperwork, with educated people

Aasoon gareeb ki dil ki tijori se nikalne waale keemti moti hote hai

Tears are the precious pearls that come out from the vault of the heart of the poor

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai

It seems like there is a hair of a pig in your eyes

Joh sacha pyar karte hai woh zindagi bhar ke liye naraaz nahi hote ... kuch derr ke liye rooth jaate hai

Those who are truly in love they are not angry for the entire life ... they just get upset for some time

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

This is a hand or a hammer ... who is this spider in the colony of bugs

If you lie, you die!

If you lie, you die!

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

God has sent you guys ... but he has not given a brain in your minds

Ladki ki zindagi mein teen cheez bahut zaroori hoti hai ... look, book and cook

Three things are very important in a girl's life ... look, book and cook

Wah re saali kismat tu kaisi hai re bala ... ek Majnu banke behta doosra Ranjha banne chala

Oh destiny, you are such a curse ... one is sitting like Majnu and other wants to become Ranjha

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

You drive a car at the speed of a plane and you love at the speed of a bullock cart

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Only one custom has been followed since ages ... pay money under the table

Motorcar pe nahi, sanskar pe dhyan do

Concentrate on the ethos and not the motorcar

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

The chewing gum of their marriage has slowly lost its taste ... now neither can you spit it nor can you swallow it

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

The buffalo belongs to the one who has the stick ... now give me the cash

Waqt pe shaadi na karo ... toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai

If you don't get married in time ... then a man gets wandered

Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Oh my God ... is she a wife or bad luck

Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad

A fart can carry away the fragrance of relationships ... nowadays fathers are being born after their sons

Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi hai ... jaaye toh kidhar jaaye?

Outside there is a fire and inside there is a volcano ... where should we go?

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade

If you have any shame then remember your promises ... you're a dog, rascal and a pig

Jua mein jeetne ka koi formula nahi hota ... haan nahi harne ka ek formula hai ... (kya) ... jua mat khelo

There is no formula to win in gambling ... but yes there is a formula for not losing ... (what) ... don't gamble

Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge

I will make so many holes in your body ... that bloody even after dying you will play like a flute

Phatte hue kapde toh sille jaate hai ... lekin gayi hui izzat vapas nahi aati hai

Torn clothes can be stitched ... but lost respect never comes back

Yeh Hindustan ab chup nahi behtega ... yeh naya Hindustan hai ... yeh ghar mein ghusega bhi aur maarega bhi

India won't sit quiet now ... this is a new India ... it'll enter their house and it'll kill them as well

Arre baba wrong number hai toh uthati kaiko hai re?

If its a wrong number then why do you pick it up?

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai

Don't talk adult stuff, mom and sister are standing here

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Only one custom has been followed since ages ... pay money under the table

Taash ki gaddi bhale hi bees rupaye ki ho ... lekin uspar jua karodon ka kehla jaata hai

So what if the pack of cards is for Rs.20 ... the bet played on it is for millions

Agar rishwat lete huve pakde jao ... toh rishwat dekar choot jao

If you are caught taking a bribe ... then give a bribe and come out of it

Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai

This is not a bungalow, it's like the region of Bengal ... it's amazing that my son-in-law is so rich

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai

It seems like there is a hair of a pig in your eyes

Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya na ... toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai

If once my mind gets hot ... then it gets cold also very fast

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

The Mogul of bread and the King of omelet ... Bajaj ... our Bajaj

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

With honesty you don't get ... bread, clothes and house all three things together

Aage badna hai toh pehle peeche hatna seekho

If you want to move ahead then first learn to step back

Mood hai mera ... baap hoon tera!

It's my mood ... I am your father!

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

People of this world don't show me a mirror ... or else I will say "Made In China"

Sabse gehra zakhm wohi log de sakte hai ... joh khud gehri chot khaye huye hai

Only those people can give deep wounds ... who themselves have deep wounds

Jahan dharm hai na, wahan satya ke liye jagah nahi hai ... aur jahan satya hai truth hai, wahan dharm ki zaroorat hi nahi hai

Where there is religion, there is no space for truth ... and where there is truth, there is no need for religion over there

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Making love in hiding is either done on the back side of a house or on the back side of a car

Jaagti hui aankhon ka khwab kabhi poora nahi hota

A dream that is seen with open eyes can never come true

Tu zinda rahega ... lekin teri har saans se main zindagi noochta rahoonga ... tu zinda rahega roz ek maut dekhne ke liye

You'll stay alive ... but I'll keep snatching your life from every breathe of yours ... and you'll stay alive to see a new death everyday

Kisi sharif ke kaminepan ko dekhne mein joh mazaa aata hai na ... woh kisi harami ke haramipan mein nahi

The enjoyment that you get in watching the sneakiness of a honest man ... you don't get that in the bastardy behavior of a bastard

Zakhm ilaaj se bharta hai aur dard baantne se halka hota hai

A wound fills by treating it and the pain gets lighter by sharing it

Tu zinda rahega ... lekin teri har saans se main zindagi noochta rahoonga ... tu zinda rahega roz ek maut dekhne ke liye

You'll stay alive ... but I'll keep snatching your life from every breathe of yours ... and you'll stay alive to see a new death everyday

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

The buffalo belongs to the one who has the stick ... now give me the cash

Main "gaa" bajhata hoon toh "saa" bajhta hai, main "paa" bajhata hoon toh "maa" bajhta hai ... yane ki main kuch bhi bajha saku, usse pehle meri bajh jaati hai

When I play "gaa" then it sounds like "saa", when I play "paa" then it sounds like "maa" ... basically I get screwed even before I play anything

Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai

This is not a bungalow, it's like the region of Bengal ... it's amazing that my son-in-law is so rich

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai

Don't talk adult stuff, mom and sister are standing here

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

She is not hungry and thirsty, her stomach is full ... by eating the air of love and drinking the drink of romance

Taash ki gaddi bhale hi bees rupaye ki ho ... lekin uspar jua karodon ka kehla jaata hai

So what if the pack of cards is for Rs.20 ... the bet played on it is for millions

Joh kam bolte hai, woh aksar khatarnak hote hai ... is liye chalak aadmi ko khamosh dushman se hamesha hoshiyar rehna chahiye

People who speak less, usually are dangerous ... that's why a smart person should always be careful of a silent enemy

Duniya mein abhi tak kisi government ne aaise note nahi banaye ... joh ek baap se uske bete ko khareed le

No government in this world has made such notes ... which can buy a son from his father

Main sab dharmon ka aadhar karta hoon ... aur kisi bhi dharm mein maanta nahin

I respect all religions ... and don't believe in any religion

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

Father ke sar pe ameeri ka tag ... aur bete ke sar pe bag hi bag

The father has a tag of wealth on his head ... and the son is like a porter carrying bags on his head

Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega

If you want to go to the toilet early morning then you will have to become a singer

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

No matter how much a crow bathes in the washing machine ... he does not become fair

Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Knife is a environment friendly thing ... move it, push it, and kill them ... the bullet has noise, smoke, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Saanp aur imaandar aadmi dono ek saath mil jaye ... toh pehle imaandar aadmi ko maar daalo

If you come across a snake and a honest person together ... then kill the honest person first

Sher ko raaj karne ke liye bakriyo ko bali banana zaroori hai

To rule it is important for a tiger to sacrifice goats

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye

Everything must happen time to time

Teja main hoon ... mark idhar hai

I am Teja ... here is the mark

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Bloody have you seen your face ... if they show it on the national TV ... then the whole country will be cursed

Pehle toh woh khada tha Gandhi ki tarah ... phir mujhe jhad diya aandhi ki tarah ... aur yeh tumhare pehalwan sab gir gaye maachis ki kaandhi ki tarah

First he was standing like Gandhi ... then he blew me like a storm ... and all these bodyguards of yours fell down like matchsticks

Baat pakki ... dulha nakki ... beti lucky

The relationship is confirmed ... the groom is locked ... and my daughter is lucky

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

With honesty you don't get ... bread, clothes and house all three things together

Hum Gujarati patthar pe pair maare na ... toh Porbandar se pound are Dakor se dollar nikaal sakte hai

If we Gujarati people hit our leg on a stone ... then we can extract pounds from Porbandar and dollars from Dakor

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Making love in hiding is either done on the back side of a house or on the back side of a car

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

The buffalo belongs to the one who has the stick ... now give me the cash

Aaj shyam ka suraj doobne se pehle agar mujhe paise nahi mile ... toh duniya ki bheed mein kal tum bhi kisi ko nahi miloge

If I don't get the money before today's sunset ... then tomorrow you will not be found in the crowd of this world

Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad

A fart can carry away the fragrance of relationships ... nowadays fathers are being born after their sons

Yeh Baburao ka style hai

This is Baburao's style

Hum Gujarati patthar pe pair maare na ... toh Porbandar se pound are Dakor se dollar nikaal sakte hai

If we Gujarati people hit our leg on a stone ... then we can extract pounds from Porbandar and dollars from Dakor

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

With honesty you don't get ... bread, clothes and house all three things together

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

The chewing gum of their marriage has slowly lost its taste ... now neither can you spit it nor can you swallow it

Insaan aaise gunaah zindagi mein sirf do hi baar karta hai ... ek ya toh sar pe kisi ka udhaar ho aur doosra jab dil mein kisi ka pyar ho

A person commits such a crime only in two conditions of life ... first if he is in debt to someone and second when he is in love with someone

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

She is not hungry and thirsty, her stomach is full ... by eating the air of love and drinking the drink of romance

Bal se kiya hua kaam balaatkar hota hai

Anything done with force is like a rape

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

People of this world don't show me a mirror ... or else I will say "Made In China"

Ramchandra keh gaye Natwar se aaisa kalyug aayega ... dance bar mein raas rachega, casino mein lut jayega

Lord Ram said to Natwar that such an age of vice will come ... where you'll dance in the dance bar, and you'll lose in the casino

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

It's bad but it's business ... and it is the fundamental way to teach goons a lesson

Pant pe gira pani aur phisli huyi jawani bada badnaam karti hai

Water on your pants and out of control youth can dishonour you

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Oh my beloved wife, after 40 years of married life ... a husband can only fire a bullet at his wife ... he can't whistle at her

Jua mein jeetne ka koi formula nahi hota ... haan nahi harne ka ek formula hai ... (kya) ... jua mat khelo

There is no formula to win in gambling ... but yes there is a formula for not losing ... (what) ... don't gamble

Dimaag jitna thanda ... badla utna meetha

The calmer your mind is ... the sweeter the revenge will be

Yeh zindagi ke highway pe bahut sari gaadiyan daudti rehti hai ... tu kisi ko rokega toh ruk jayegi ... lift maangega toh mil jayegi ... aur jagah nahi hogi na toh bhi adjust karke bhita denge ... lekin yeh joh family wali gaadiyan hoti hai na ... woh saale rokte nahi hai ... lift bhi nahi milti hai ... jagah hogi toh bhi andar behetne nahi denge

Many cars run on the highway of life ... if you try to stop them then they'll stop ... if you ask for a lift then you'll get it ... and even if they don't have space then to they'll adjust and accommodate you ... but when it comes to family cars ... they won't stop for you ... they won't give you a lift ... and even if they have space then to they won't accommodate you

Tere liye kaam karte karte logon ka paseena nikla ... aur tu toh bahut bada kameena nikla ... tune toh bola tha tu izzat dega ... lekin kya pata tha tu saala hamari bhi le lega

People sweated a lot while they worked for you ... but you turned out to be a big rascal ... you had said that you'll give respect ... but who knew that you'll get us in trouble as well

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai

The lesson that you learn when your ears are pulled ... is remembered forever

Sher ko raaj karne ke liye bakriyo ko bali banana zaroori hai

To rule it is important for a tiger to sacrifice goats

Dushmani karo toh dushman ko raaste ka bhikhari bana do ... taaki woh haath failaye, haath utha na sake

When you have animosity with someone then make them the beggar of the road ... so that they open their hands to beg, and not raise their hand

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti

You are an ant roaming on the trembling tail of a dirty lizard who is hiding behind an ugly picture hanging on a broken wall of an old ruin

Jua mein jeetne ka koi formula nahi hota ... haan nahi harne ka ek formula hai ... (kya) ... jua mat khelo

There is no formula to win in gambling ... but yes there is a formula for not losing ... (what) ... don't gamble

Baat pakki ... dulha nakki ... beti lucky

The relationship is confirmed ... the groom is locked ... and my daughter is lucky

Wah re saali kismat tu kaisi hai re bala ... ek Majnu banke behta doosra Ranjha banne chala

Oh destiny, you are such a curse ... one is sitting like Majnu and other wants to become Ranjha

Dialogue delivery karna na bachche ke delivery jitna hi mushkil hai ... bejaan kirdaar mein jaan dalni padti hai

Delivering a dialogue is as hard as doing the delivery of a child ... you have to put life in a lifeless role

Itni beizzati maine zindagi mein ek saath kabhi nahi jheli hai

I have never handled so much disrespect at once in life

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

This is a hand or a hammer ... who is this spider in the colony of bugs

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Whether it is the thing from inside or us being together ... you should buy undergarments from me, whether it is day or night

Tu zinda rahega ... lekin teri har saans se main zindagi noochta rahoonga ... tu zinda rahega roz ek maut dekhne ke liye

You'll stay alive ... but I'll keep snatching your life from every breathe of yours ... and you'll stay alive to see a new death everyday

Zyada chapad-chapad kiye toh mooh mein chaata ghusedh doonga aur kholonga bhi

If you talk too much then I'll stuff an umbrella in your mouth and I'll open it also

Dialogue delivery karna na bachche ke delivery jitna hi mushkil hai ... bejaan kirdaar mein jaan dalni padti hai

Delivering a dialogue is as hard as doing the delivery of a child ... you have to put life in a lifeless role

Prem ki sabse badi kushalta yeh hai ... ki is mein lene waala bhi kuch deta hai aur dene waala bhi kuch paata hai

The biggest proficiency of love is that ... in this the one who takes gives something and the one who gives gets something

Tumhari tarah Mahatma Gandhi bahet gaye hote ghar mein ... biwi biwi beta beta karte huye ... toh tum aaj bhi kisi angrez ke ghar mein latrine saaf kar rahe hote

If like you Mahatma Gandhi would had sat in the house doing wife wife son son ... then even today you would have be cleaning a toilet in an Englishman's house

Sirf siddhant ke bal par raajneeti nahi chalti ... iske liye stithi ko samajhna zaroori hai, samay ki chaal ko pehchanna zaroori hai

Politics can't run only on the power of principles ... that's why it's important to understand the situation, it's important to recognize the game of time

Ek kalakaar kabhi bhi businessman nahi ban sakta ... aur ek businessman kabhi kalakaar nahi ban sakta

An artist can never become a businessman ... and a businessman can never become an artist

Sar pe kafan wohi bandhta hai, jiski moochein hoti hai

Only people who have a moustache, wear a shroud on their head

Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Knife is a environment friendly thing ... move it, push it, and kill them ... the bullet has noise, smoke, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Municipality ke nal se pani aaye na aaye ... inki aankhon se behna shuru ho jaata hai

Whether the municipality tap pours water or not ... there's always water flowing from her eyes

Teri zulfon ke pech-o-kham teri zindagi se kam nahi ... jitni sawariye utni ulajhti chali jaati hai

The tresses in your hair is nothing less than your life ... the more you untangle it the more it gets complicated

Har Gujarati ke liye dhanda dharam ke samaan hota hai

For every Gujarati person his business is like his religion

Khushiyan kisi ki mohtaj nahin hoti, dosti yunhi ittefaq se nahin hoti ... kuch toh maine honge is pal ke, warna yunhi aapse mulaqat nahin hoti

Happiness does not depend on anything, friendship does not happen by chance ... there might some reasons to this moment, otherwise we wouldn't have met just like that

Haath mein rakhiye note ... with a smile on your honth

Keep money in your hand ... with a smile on your lips

Buzurgon ki paad toh bachon ke liye aashirwad samaan hoti hai

The fart of elders is like blessings for the young ones

Zabaan hai ki Japanese pankha hai ... hilate hi ja raha hai

Is it a tongue or a Japanese fan ... it is continuously moving

Tere liye kaam karte karte logon ka paseena nikla ... aur tu toh bahut bada kameena nikla ... tune toh bola tha tu izzat dega ... lekin kya pata tha tu saala hamari bhi le lega

People sweated a lot while they worked for you ... but you turned out to be a big rascal ... you had said that you'll give respect ... but who knew that you'll get us in trouble as well

Tooti huyi gaadiyon ki marammat ho sakti hai ... toote huye rishton ki marammat karna bahut mushkil hota hai

Broken vehicles can be repaired ... but it's very hard to repair broken relationships

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

No matter how much a crow bathes in the washing machine ... he does not become fair

Sachchi baat hoti hai na woh sharaab se bhi zyada kadvi lagti hai

The truth is more bitter than alcohol

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya

Both of them found an auspicious moment ... and decided to get divorced

Maut se zyada khoobsurat entertainment koi nahin

There is no other entertainment more beautiful than death

Jahan dharm hai na, wahan satya ke liye jagah nahi hai ... aur jahan satya hai truth hai, wahan dharm ki zaroorat hi nahi hai

Where there is religion, there is no space for truth ... and where there is truth, there is no need for religion over there

Dimaag jitna thanda ... badla utna meetha

The calmer your mind is ... the sweeter the revenge will be