Adult Dialogues

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai

There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye

These three things are very dangerous ... black coat of lawyers, white coat of doctors and petticoat ... who knows how many people have been lost in them

Har gunehgar ko aisi maut maroonga ... ki agle janam mein maa ki kok se kya ... baap ki top se bhi nikalne se darega

I'll kill every criminal in such a way that ... in next life they'll not only fear coming out from their mother's womb ... but they'll also fear coming out from their father's sperm

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar

May you live a 1000 years and may every year have 50,000 days ... and may every year have 150,000 nights

Neem ke paan kadve hai ... Pavan Babu bhadave hai

The leaves of the Neem tree are bitter ... Pavan Babu is a pimp

Saara din woh bandh kamre mein ghutar-gu ghutar-gu ... natija kab milega haan?

You've been having fun in the room all along ... when will we get the result?

Agar usse kuch hua toh goli aaisi jagah daloonga ... ki karobaar toh chhod ... tu din ke zaroori kaam karna bhi chhod dega

If anything happens to her then I will shoot you in such a place ... that forget work ... you will forget to do the daily necessities of life

Hollywood ke alava main porn dekhna pasand karta hoon ... kahani is mein bhi nahi hoti, kahani us mein bhi nahi hoti ... action zaroor hota hai

Other than Hollywood, I like to watch watch porn ... as there's no story in either of them ... but yes, there's definitely action

Pichwaade mein dum nahi aur hum kisi se kam nahi

You have no guts and you say that you're better than anyone

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

Manne erotic kahani aur sharmati jawani ... ghani bhave hai

When it comes to erotic stories and shyness in youth ... I like them a lot

Science jism ko jaanta hai ... aatma ko nahi

Science knows the body ... not the soul

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai

When you haven't tasted that girl ... then why are you wasting your life for her

Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho ... report achchi milegi

You can ask any girl from this village about my manhood ... you'll get a good report

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye

We both have the talent on us below, that God has gifted us ... we should not waste it

Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye

The flag can be of any nation ... but the pole must be Hindustani

Woh roj raat ko naye ghat ka pani peeti hai

Every night she drinks water from a new mountain