Adult Dialogues

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

Tu na complete package hai ... bahar se sati, andar se slutty

You're a complete package ... from outside you're innocent and from inside you're slutty

Har koi subah nikalta hai soochke ki aaj kuch achcha hoga ... raat tak bas booch achcha beheta hai

Everyone leaves in the morning thinking something good will happen today ... but till the night they only get screwed in a good way

Mere type ke logon ko vaasu kehte hai

People of my type are called a despo

Hamaar sunba na toh ganiyan phatt jayi

If you listen to my story then your a*s will rip apart

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Women like you can't live without a man ... oh sorry in your case without men

Opposition ho ya kaliyan ... masalne ke mood mein hum hamesha rehte hai

Be it opposition or girls ... I'm always in the mood of crushing

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Tere andhar aag bhar degi yeh goli ... phir tu phaad dega uski choli

This pill will build fire within you ... then you will tear her bodice

Mooh mein aag hai babu aur choli mein angaare hai ... tere jaise kitne sagar is garmi se haare hai

There's fire in my mouth and embers in my blouse ... so many oceans like you have lost in front of my warmth

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

No licky, no sucky, no love you long time ... only looky

No licking, no sucking, no love you long time ... only looking

Jaan jaaye lekin sambhog hone na paaye

You're ready to lose your life but you won't let the intercourse happen

Agar life ka one third hissa sokar ki guzarna hai ... toh akele hi kyun?

If one third of one's life is to be spent sleeping ... then why do it alone?

Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage

Girls are of two types ... high voltage and low voltage

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation

I give education to the poor children ... inspiration to widowed mothers ... and masturbation to unmarried men

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Men climb on the top ... and women only look up