Adult Dialogues

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

No licky, no sucky, no love you long time ... only looky

No licking, no sucking, no love you long time ... only looking

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Women like you can't live without a man ... oh sorry in your case without men

Tu na complete package hai ... bahar se sati, andar se slutty

You're a complete package ... from outside you're innocent and from inside you're slutty

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Opposition ho ya kaliyan ... masalne ke mood mein hum hamesha rehte hai

Be it opposition or girls ... I'm always in the mood of crushing

Mere type ke logon ko vaasu kehte hai

People of my type are called a despo

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Hamaar sunba na toh ganiyan phatt jayi

If you listen to my story then your a*s will rip apart

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation

I give education to the poor children ... inspiration to widowed mothers ... and masturbation to unmarried men

Tere andhar aag bhar degi yeh goli ... phir tu phaad dega uski choli

This pill will build fire within you ... then you will tear her bodice

Mooh mein aag hai babu aur choli mein angaare hai ... tere jaise kitne sagar is garmi se haare hai

There's fire in my mouth and embers in my blouse ... so many oceans like you have lost in front of my warmth

Raat ko barah ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho ... aur din me che ki tarah

In the night you stick to me like a 12 o'clock hand ... and during the day like a 6 o'clock hand

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Saanson ki garmi mein mohabbat ubaal de ... arre ek chumma idhar bhi toh uchaal de ... kaun jaane kal aaye na aaye ... saara pani mohabbat mein aaj hi nikaal de

Boil love in the warmth of the breaths ... please throw atleast one kiss to my side ... who knows if tomorrow will come or not ... exhaust all your energy today itself in making love

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Now no one will be in trouble ... only grandma and grandpa will remain ... and everyone else will go to hell

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Men climb on the top ... and women only look up