Adult Dialogues

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

This is called being an asshole!

Aata majhi latakli!

Now mine's hanging!

Tere toh peshaab se bhi chirag jaale hai poore pardes mein

Your urine lights the lamps around the world

Pyar mein dara nahi jaata ... pyar mein toh kuch kara jaata hai

One should not feel scared when in love ... one should actually do something when in love

Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai

It's my job to blow on your wounds

I don't like this gun goli ... I only want tan choli

I don't like guns and bullets ... I only want the bodice

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh"

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh" (ultimate pleasure)

The need for two lovers to be together is much more than two f**kers

The need for two lovers to be together is much more than two f**kers

Teri halat us aids lagi randi ki tarah ho gayi hai ... jiske paas kabhi koi grahak nahin jaata

Your condition has become like that of a prostitute with aids ... who does not get any customers

Hey jeda poora world hai na ... sperm hai

This whole world ... is from a sperm

Daal ke bataya nahi jaata ... aur bata ke daala nahi jaata

Don't show it when you put it ... and don't put it when you show it

Aaisi jagah laat marenge na ... ki poori zindagi apni aurat ke paas jaane se gabrayega

I will kick you in such a place that ... for the entire life you will be scared of going to your wife

Saala bench-todh!

Bloody bench breaker!

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

Tulsidas ji ne kaha hai ... ke matra pita se ooncha guru ka stann hota hai

The poet Tulsidas has said that ... a teacher's chest is bigger than your parents position

Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai ... jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta ... joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade

This person standing in the paling is such a husband ... who if had the control then he would have given his wife a copy of the Kamasutra on their wedding day, and not a wedding necklace ... who wishes that his wife reads a lesson of erotica every morning, and not a lesson of Ramayana

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

She is a twine bomb ... country pistol

Dost do kisam ke hote hai ... ek woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe bhi phone kiya ja sakta hai ... and you know ki they will be there for you ... aur doosre woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe hi phone kiya jaata hai

There are two types of friends ... one whom we can call at 2am in the night ... and you know that they will be there for you ... and second whom we call only at 2am in the night

Yeh jism dekh raha hai, resham hai resham ... is pe fisalna bahut aasaan hai ... chahe woh haath ho yah niyat

Are you seeing this body, it is silky ... it is very easy to slip on it ... be it the hand or intention

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega

I will hit him in such a place ... that he will never be able to pee