Adult Dialogues

Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage

Girls are of two types ... high voltage and low voltage

Seedhe chalogi ya jump marogi

Do you want to go straight or do you want to jump

Jaan jaaye lekin sambhog hone na paaye

You're ready to lose your life but you won't let the intercourse happen

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon

I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face

Agar life ka one third hissa sokar ki guzarna hai ... toh akele hi kyun?

If one third of one's life is to be spent sleeping ... then why do it alone?

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Worthless beggar, son of a pig, go and die you rascal ... thank you!

Test drive mere saath aur ghar le jao meri best friend ko

You test drove with me and you're taking my best friend home

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai

When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

Only your brain is big, your heart is small ... and that thing is even smaller than that

Izzat se baat, izzatdar logon se ki jaati hai ... bhadwon se nahin

Respect is given, to respectful people ... not pimps

Jawani mein alag hota hai ... vastu aasmaan mein pheko neeche aa jaati hai ... par bhudape mein neeche ki vastu upar nahi jaati

It's different when you're young ... if you throw something up in the air then it comes down ... but in old age the stuff that's down, doesn't even go up

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Be it slim or fat ... the whole world will kiss your marbles

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

Today also you want to watch an adult film and wet your loincloth ... or do you want to get wet completely today

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Along with your ears keep all the holes of your body open and listen to me

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai

Blaiming the apple as false sex addicts is just an excuse ... since the national fruit of the entire world is a banana

I'm going to shove this finger up his ass so tight ... it will never see sunlight again

I'm going to shove this finger up his ass so tight ... it will never see sunlight again

Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili

If people hear this what will they say ... the idiot died in love, and didn't get the girl either