Adult Dialogues

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

Izzat se baat, izzatdar logon se ki jaati hai ... bhadwon se nahin

Respect is given, to respectful people ... not pimps

Saanson ki garmi mein mohabbat ubaal de ... arre ek chumma idhar bhi toh uchaal de ... kaun jaane kal aaye na aaye ... saara pani mohabbat mein aaj hi nikaal de

Boil love in the warmth of the breaths ... please throw atleast one kiss to my side ... who knows if tomorrow will come or not ... exhaust all your energy today itself in making love

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Now no one will be in trouble ... only grandma and grandpa will remain ... and everyone else will go to hell

Test drive mere saath aur ghar le jao meri best friend ko

You test drove with me and you're taking my best friend home

Jawani mein alag hota hai ... vastu aasmaan mein pheko neeche aa jaati hai ... par bhudape mein neeche ki vastu upar nahi jaati

It's different when you're young ... if you throw something up in the air then it comes down ... but in old age the stuff that's down, doesn't even go up

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon

I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Worthless beggar, son of a pig, go and die you rascal ... thank you!

Seedhe chalogi ya jump marogi

Do you want to go straight or do you want to jump

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Be it slim or fat ... the whole world will kiss your marbles

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai

When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

Only your brain is big, your heart is small ... and that thing is even smaller than that

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai

Blaiming the apple as false sex addicts is just an excuse ... since the national fruit of the entire world is a banana

Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili

If people hear this what will they say ... the idiot died in love, and didn't get the girl either

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

Today also you want to watch an adult film and wet your loincloth ... or do you want to get wet completely today

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Along with your ears keep all the holes of your body open and listen to me

Tu woh mard ban gaya hai ... jiski aurat bachcha pehda karne ke liye padausi ke ghar mein jati hai

You have become that man ... whose wife goes to the neighbor's house for giving birth to a child

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes